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    Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.

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    Harry Potter and Severus Snape have been in a secret relationship for a while, ever since three months after the Battle of Hogwarts.

    Publicly, everyone knows Harry is going to have a wedding with Ginny Weasley in a week, even Severus.

    With Harry throwing up blood randomly when trying to spend time with Severus, Severus is worried.

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    Around the time most young children's do, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair. It changes everything about who Harry identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily Potter turns out to be a much better influence.

    So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-a-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life and instead of an enemy, he finds a reason to be better than he'd been raised to be. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive at Hogwarts.

    And Severus might not make it to see these boys graduate when his heart kept giving out seeing his very-Slytherin godson repeat his own history and go chasing after a green-eyed, red-haired Gryffindor.

    Turns out the Malfoys aren't that bad and Dumbledore definitely is. Remus is at his wit's end and Sirius gets a chance to actually live up to his title as Harry's dogfather. Tom Riddle is not prepared for any of this.

    Story Discord: https://discord.gg/cgywDum3

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    A series of one-shots of moments in the Harry Potter novels I believe should’ve happened.

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    After his latest Auror assignment, all Harry Potter wanted to do was go home, eat a hearty meal, and sleep for 20 hours. Instead, a bloody portal opens up and swallows him whole, catapulting him into a world eerily similar to the dystopia he'd fought so hard to prevent.

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    Soon after defeating Voldermort, Hariala tastes the sour bite of betrayal luckily for her the twins (her friends and brothers in all but blood) attempt to rescue her before she is tossed into the Veil of Death only things dont go to plan, they find themselves being pulled into it before being spat out into another universe were magic is all but dead with their magic weakened the makeshift family sets up home, in the hopes of living a quiet life however that all changes when an Alien war arrives to earth.

    Teaming up with Autobots they will defend their new home from the Decepticons

    Magic of the Allspark Part 1: Transformers. (Complete)

    Magic of the Allspark Part 2: Magic of the Allspark Part 2 (Revenge of the Fallen): The Death of the Last Prime now up

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    After walking to her 'death', voluntarily might she add, Hariel didn’t expect what happened afterwards, not at all.

    But at least she doesn't have dear ol' Tom’s soul piece sticking in her like the parasite he was, this time around.

    But again...

    Morgana, this has to be a joke, right?

    Right?

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    “We need to share a room,” Potter startles him, casting an Alohomora to get inside of Draco’s inn room. The latter immediately jumps up from his bed and glares at the other man.

     

    “Hello, what happened to knocking before you enter a fucking room, Potter?”

     

    Instead of giving him a proper response, Potter only raps his hand on the wooden door, which still stands wide open. He raises his eyebrow, as if daring Draco to make another comment, to which the blonde rolls his eyes. Leave it to him to be so bloody sarcastic about a simple question pertaining to manners– and privacy! Whatever happened to privacy?

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    Harry Potter, the boy who had been neglected and abused for the first eleven years of his life. When you’re subjected to fucking torture everyday, you’re bound to learn some stuff.

    Watch as a cold and aloof Boy Who (grudgingly) Lived make his way through Hogwarts, occasionally using his fists rather than his wand.

    (some lines taken directly from the book)

    Rated Mature because dear Harry‘s thoughts are exactly that.

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    When Valerie died, she didn't know what to expect. Darkness, perhaps, certainly not waking up in a room she didn't recognize, with someone shouting at her to get downstairs and make breakfast. Finding herself thrust into a book series she'd never read, only watched the film versions of, was the last thing she expected. For now, she has four simple questions: How was she somehow in the Harry Potter series, since when was Harry potter actually Iolanthe Potter, what was she going to do about Voldemort, and how the hell was she going to learn a passable British accent?

     

    ***This work has been officially discontinued***

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    When 33 year old Hyacinth Potter gets a call about her two recently orphaned cousins, she packs up her home with her son Teddy Lupin-Potter and heads for the states.

    America, as she finds out, hides some dark secrets and when relics wander into Mystic Falls threatening the peace she hoped to create for her growing family, well, Hyacinth knows a thing or two about hunting dark artifacts.

    Can Hyacinth keep it together and in her pants long enough to save her wayward group of teenagers?

    Find out XOXO Ģ̴̳̭̱͖͑̅̂̎̿͆̽̍̕͜͝o̵͈̺̳̣̝̳͆͂͋͑͛͌͊̿̽̌s̵̨̨̯͕̮̈́͗ͅş̷͚̞͕͊̃̍̇̀͗̀̏͠i̷̫͈̜̜͖̪̳̝̮̋̍̓͊̅p̷͕͖̮̀̓̅͐̚ ̷̡̻͎̖̯͈̿̃͌̔͌̇́͌̈́G̵̣̭̹̲̱͕̻̼̔i̸̞̤͚̩̺͖̮̊̑́̓́̏͝r̵͚̦͎͙͂̀l̶͍̫̲̬̜̬̣̺͔͌͂̌͝ lol jk its YellowFIasco, duh!

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    After third year harry was angry. His friends had turned their backs on him when he was accused of being the heir of Slytherin in second year and then this year they treated him as if nothing had ever happened all without one of them apologizing for mistreating him. The school had turned against him again. Dumbledore was forcing harry to keep going back to the Dursleys. He had been hit by another killing curse by Voldemort and had gained yet another lightning shaped scar on his chest right above his heart. He was over it.

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    Waking up at 12 Grimmauld Place wouldn't have been something concerning except for a few things.

    1. Harry had fallen asleep in the Eighth years' dormitory.
    2. He wasn't even in the right bedroom at Grimmauld Place.
    3. Sirius Black was standing right in front of him, looking very much alive.

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    How many must die this time? Is the question asked.

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    There are many lessons to be learned in any class. Many of them not originally intended.
    This includes the first Broom Flying class for the first years.

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    Melanie Potter was adopted by Alan Grant when she was sent to the orphanage by her aunt and uncle, who kept her sister, Skylar.
    Or,
    Melanie is the daughter of Alan Grant and this book follows the plan of the Jurassic park BOOK, and later on the Harry Potter books
    I do not own Harry Potter or Jurassic park, both written and made by other people and this simply a type of rewrite with another person as the pov.
    Changed name July 27 2023 from Melanie Potter-Grant and the world of dinosaurs to If you need to be mean (Be mean to me)
    As of November twenty third, 2023, I have decided that for an unknown amount of time, this fic is canceled. I may continue in the future, but I have zero motivation anymore.

    As of March 7th, 2024, this fic is being rewritten under the same user. Apologies to any readers and enjoyers, but the next one WILL be better written.

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    When Harry potte— no, Charon Shackley finds himself with murderous people, he pays no mind and picks up their way. he finds out from his boss, or leader of a kind that he has magic, he only grins as he imagines the way he could cause pain with it but after all he is only eight at the time.

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    Harry decides to go back in time, or at least send his memories back, and do as much good as he can for the world as a whole. He also decides he should at least use the repeat to try and learn something new. So, he does what any sane human would do, and decides he's gonna learn runes and make a kick-ass sword that can kill Voldemort!

    Hope y'all enjoy!

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    “How about third year? It will be brilliant.” Ron scrunched his nose at his sister.

    “Why? Third year was one of the most boring years we had.” Ginny smacked him hard.

    “Not your third year dipshit, mine. The triwizard tournament. We could go right back to when Harry's name comes out of the cup."

    Harry and company find out they are stuck as immortals in a never ending string of life and decide to have fun.
    This will not have reliable updates or any kind of scheduled as it is not my main fic. there will be swearing. comment if a tag needs to be added. I am atrocious at tagging

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    Harry Potter is living by the barest means of the word. He eats, he drinks, he sleeps - reads, too, at least, getting lost in the words as if he's escaping to another reality.

    The final battle ended nearly two years ago, and, now, he's never been more alone in his life, secluded as he's made himself to be in Grimmauld Place. There wasn't any other way for him to keep on if he wanted to escape the simultaneously adoring and deriding masses as well as his former friends turned manipulators.

    And then he gets a letter from Luna, one riddled with hints, pushes, prods, and a one-way ticket to Atlanta, Georgia.

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