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the story of how a Russian found herself in the center of occupied France, trying to find a way out and at the same time fulfill her duty to steal information in favor of her country. However, she had some difficulties in the person of Colonel and Private Zoller, which are unlikely to leave her alone(the work is in Russian, it may be published with an English translation/работа на русском, возможно опубликуется с переводом на английский).
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一个人不可能拥有他那样的眼尾的、嘴唇的弧度除非当婊子已经当得将性爱和浪荡变成了自己精神的一部分。
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На юге оккупированной Франции зарождается ополчение: они называют себя Ублюдками и в их полном распоряжении огромные ножи, бейсбольные биты и отбившиеся от строя солдаты Вермахта. Дитер Хельштром получает ответственное задание: устранить пятнадцать французов, подозреваемых в пособничестве Ублюдкам, — и компанию в этом нелёгком деле ему составит та, от кого меньше всего этого стоило этого ожидать. Но сотрудничество с британской шпионкой, вверенной ему Гансом Ландой, вскорости принимает неожиданный оборот.
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“先生们，请允许我借此机会向诸位展示，我向帝国奉献的决心。”
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You’re working undercover for the Allied intelligence network, posing as a script consultant, with a top-secret mission: to gather intel on the Third Reich’s propaganda films. Everything is going smoothly until a certain German sharpshooter-turned-film star takes personal interest in you. At first, you do your best to keep him at arm’s length, but his persistence is both charming and disarming.
Allied intelligence suggests that getting closer to him might open doors to even more high-profile events and classified information. So, you reluctantly play along, but at what point does your ruse start to feel all too real?
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After Hans hears about a small incident he has to remind a certain someone of his place.
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他的兴奋和激动同样来的毫无缘由，简直像是发了癔症。
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Inglourious Basterds - Incorrect Quotes by SilverSkribbles
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
24 Oct 2024
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Yes, I finally watched the movie- and had to make this <33
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Germany, Berlin, 1943
" I killed not just one or two people, but thousands, a little over millions. My hands are covered in blood, for the horror I caused, I am a sinner.
My story is not one of redemption, much less of solidarity, I just try to tell the life of a monster, destined for loneliness, hell and disgrace. I still think that all the evils will be too few to avenge all the souls I sent to the afterlife.
But while I'm with her, the darkness of my life becomes a little more colorful, and the days go beyond commanding genocide. "In a universe where Hux is a German general in the midst of war, he is caught between the duty of following the ideals of his country, or the instinct of his heart.
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On the beautiful island of Nantucket, Hans Landa seriously considers what it would have been like to stick to the sinking ship.
Or, Hans gets everything he's asked for and it's nothing like what he's wanted.
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Ютивич и война вокруг.
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那支荣耀匕首现在还插在他的肚子上，简直他妈的像他的墓志铭。
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Lieutenant Elizabeth Sokolov is Colonel Hans Landa's right hand. She worked for him for years, but then she began to work with Aldo Raine behind Landa's back, now it was time to carry on with Operation Kino.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction inspired by the movie Inglorious Basterds. I do not support the political view discussed in this work.
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“你应当更有耐心些。”
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“你，纳粹上校，和你瘸腿的看门狗——你们谁都去不了美国。”
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Just some drafts I'm working on before I publish them in an official book. (Warnings and reading restrictions may vary in the future or change)
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正中靶心 by cooing
Fandoms: Unsere Mütter unsere Väter | Generation War, Inglourious Basterds (2009)
26 Aug 2024
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威尔海姆经受了一场特殊的审问。
汉斯兰达x威尔海姆温特，跨作品拉郎，前后无意义，磨就完事了
双性，磨批，骑脸，枪械Play，破处，威廉被毒妇玩弄得很惨，有微量弟弟x威廉，少量兰达出卖身体的情节
我知道他们不可能相遇，但请忽略一切剧情bug和逻辑漏洞
已完结＋彩蛋
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“我给过你建议，切勿酗酒，尤其别在一天内喝太多威士忌。真不幸，它害你如此失态，竟没有向我致礼。”
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重温旧日好时光
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Miteinander ist zu schwer, für uns beide by ABunchOfMitskiLyricsGluedTogether
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
21 Aug 2024
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The first of May in Paris. A day filled with staged celebrations that Dieter could have done without, had it not been for the Colonel who insisted on his presence. Not for any good reason, no, simply to get a kick out of Dieter, out of their back and forth, out of this never-ending dance. Dieter was getting tired of it.