11 Works in Guillermo de la Cruz & The Guide
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Nadja and the Guide are both terrible at communicating their feelings. The only thing stopping them from becoming friends with benefits is... well nothing really.
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“Whatever you say, old man.” Guillermo smirks at him. Nandor’s mouth drops open and he splashes at Guillermo, pretending to huff in affront.
“What say you to your elders and betters?” Nandor grips his upper arms and backs him against the shower wall, dipping the slope of his neck to graze his teeth against Guillermo’s throat. Guillermo finds it much too hard to respond so all he can do is loop his arms around Nandor’s shoulders and pull him in for a languid, passionate kiss. They break for air, the shower beating down on the tiles around them. Guillermo’s curls have gone heavy from the water and Nandor’s beard is covered in dewy mist.
“I say we should have been doing this ages ago.”
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Guillermo is finally living his best life. Nandor invites him to his apartment for the first time, but certainly not the last. Finally, they find comfort within each other. But one matter still eats at Guillermo's heart.
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- Part 10 of Sanguine Ambrosia
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The Guide is not settling into the vampire household as well as she hoped.
Then she meets the charming Lilith, who takes an immediate interest in her, and Nadja is totally not worried or jealous at all.
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I think my friend said, "don't forget the video" by teratophobia
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jun 2024
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“I swear, you live in a house with a bunch of men and this is destined to happen. Oh, let’s make a porno! Oh, let’s have an orgy! Oh, let’s fuck when I’m a bat and you’re a dog or some shit. These men just always think with their dicks. But, well, now Guillermo’s involved, so I guess I have to help. I mean, I’d hate to see the poor little thing hurt, is all. I don’t think he knows what he’s getting into. What? What do you mean? Of course I don’t worry about him. He’s just a stupid little baby boy. Somebody has to stand up for him…”
- Nadja of Antipaxos
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Nandor and Guillermo find Laszlo's porn films and think they're laughable. Laszlo dares them to make a better one. The whole household gets involved.
(From the WWDITS-kink-meme prompt)
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Victorian AU where Laszlo is Nadja’s husband/Familiar. After Nadja takes a fall, Laszlo decides to hire some extra help.
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The First Three Twilight Films/Lover Boy by bookwars
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Nov 2023
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After watching the first three Twilight Flims, Guillermo hopes for a loving relationship. Little does he know that it is lurking in the shadows. TW: attempted killing.
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- Part 2 of Ten Movie Sunday
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Guillermo doesn't give it up to fucking Derek! by orphan_account
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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Guillermo has never been so wrong about love in his entire life
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Nadja holds a girls night at The Staten Island Vampire Residence and the Djinn joins in the Fun.
Soon enough, however Marwa starts to say some strange things. -
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That morning, alone inside her coffin, The Guide revisits that strange warren of hallways and rooms inside her head. She wanders in search of the locked door, passing by rooms with labels she barely skims. Gal Pals. Wraiths - Care and Keeping. Council Minutes, 1990. For once she seeks out her shame, the place where she keeps all the memories that are too naughty—too painful— to think about.
Because that’s where he appeared during her session with Laszlo.
Guillermo.
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Contradictory Signals by AceQueenKing for Measured_Words
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Feb 2022
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“Very, very cute.” She sing-songed. She leaned close and he shut his eyes and tried to control his trembling. This was what he had wanted, wasn’t it? Why did he feel so…strange?
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The Feather and The Camel's Back by Garden_Beast for sapphicjasper
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Dec 2021
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Guillermo was Guillermo. He was dependable. He was capable, and clever, and most importantly he was Nandor's familiar. No one knew Guillermo better than Nandor The Relentless, and no one cared to, and that was that.
But then Guillermo had to go and impress everyone with his cleverness, and his reflexes, and his slaying.
It was very rude of him, really, for Guillermo to show off how exceptional he could be. That was for Nandor, and Nandor alone.