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For years, Hermione has done everything to show Ron that she'd be the perfect girlfriend. But no matter how hard she works, he just won't commit. When things finally fall apart, a project she's been entrusted with by Professor Snape offers a welcome distraction - and leads her into an adventure she never expected.
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time —”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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- Part 1 of Sanguine
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Gilderoy takes a moment to bask in the beauty of his reflection as he prepared to allow the population of Hogwarts bask in his immense talent.
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- Part 32 of Hogwarts Assignments (Assorted)
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Once upon a time, a hero boldly set out to slay a monster, ending its reign of terror . . . or did he?
OR - Hermione Granger doesn’t see through the bullshit until it’s too late. And she’s not the only one caught in the snare.
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Ellie Weasley was born the twin sister of Ginny Weasley. She was an odd, observant little girl with impressions of a past life. Even without memories, she falls in love with magic and aims to explore it all, regardless of what the law says. She ends up adopting a family along with their views, treating the magical world as their playground.
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The Silver Trio and the Enemy from Within by poteatthegeek
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2024
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Harry and co. are back to Hogwarts for their second year-but can Harry actually make it back to the school with a mysterious house elf blocking him at every turn?
And what's the new mystery that the elf swears will bring grave tragedy to the school?
And more importantly, what's the deal with the idiotic Defense Professor who can't decide if he hates Harry or wants to take him under his wing?
Another year of politics, of life-threatening experiences, of kids with the world on their shoulders trying to be kids.
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- Part 2 of The Silver Trio
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The Dungeon Knight, Clad in Black Robes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2024
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Severus Snape encounters a terrified too-small Gryffindor with dishevelled clothes, the boy’s belt had been unbuckled and his trousers undone.
He didn’t have time to react before the boy hid beneath his outdoor over-cloak and huddled in close to his back, hands fisting the back of his teaching robes, clutching to him for protection.
As hurried footsteps approach, Snape realises the situation is far more serious, and his fury ignites as he prepares to confront the approaching figure and uncover the truth.
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Minerva rarely disagrees with Albus outright.
Albus is usually reasonable, and even when she disagrees with him, she usually understands his reasons.
All of that to say Minerva is all the more annoyed when Albus suggests something completely ridiculous.
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Their second second year in Hogwarts starts for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.
They have a diary to interject and a school to protect.
Harry hopes for a chance at a better childhood, trying to finally free his godfather for real.
Draco has to manage a deranged aunt far earlier than expected.
And what to do with the giant Basilisk living inside the castle?Series
- Part 2 of When we first met
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱 |𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗙!𝗛.𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿| EDITING by mrswmaximoff1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2024
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I don't know how to write so please don't judge me.
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On her 11th birthday, tomboy Harriet Potter learns that she's a powerful witch with a place waiting for her at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, while making some friends and enemies along the way.
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AKA, what if the roles were swapped, what if Harriet Potter didn't get abused but Hermione (Riddle) Granger did. Dumbledore's plan was for Harriet and Hermione to get abused so that it would be easy to control them. But only one had gotten abused. What would he do now, will he win? Read to find out....
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NONE OF MY STORIES ARE POSTED ELSEWHERE ONLY ON HERE AND WATTPAD!!! IF YOU SEE THEM ANYWHERE ELSE, THEY ARE NOT UPLOADED BY ME! THOSE ARE THIEVES, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE MY BOOKS ANYWHERE ELSE. THAT ARE NOT ON HERE OR WATTPAD!Series
- Part 1 of Random Harriet Potter Books
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all i can take is no more by messrsSoleil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Divergent (Movies)
31 May 2024
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In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed
-Invictus by William Ernest HenleyOR
At 16 years old, Evan and his twin sister Pandora are now of age to choose their own factions. Evan has always been nervous about the ceremony, but he keeps that to himself. When he transfers to Dauntless, he's thrown into a whole world of danger.
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You're the new replacement for Professor Sprout and one day you require someone to plant-sit for you.
Reader has no established physical characteristics except for colored hair. Just a fun little trait.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter One Shots
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Harry's second year of schooling at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry has been full of chaos and mystery, and it’s not even close to the end of the first term! With Gilderoy Lockhart as the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Harry is constantly thrown into dangerous situations. Though one of those situations ends up being the best thing Lockhart has ever done for Harry as a professor: The Dueling Club.
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Dumbledore has a terrible secret. One that he hid from the wizarding world. Dolores Umbridge knows, she is guilty of hiding it to. But one day, that secret shows up at Hogwarts, not knowing how it ended up there. But once the wizarding world finds out what that secret is, Dumbledore get's backlash because nothing deserves the treatment his darkest secret got. Not even the so proclaimed rise of darkness.
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- Part 1 of Darkness unavoided
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Charlotte Bren was a 17 year old who had to bear loosing her mother, then loosing her father to alcohol, she ran away to London where she met Draco Malfoy, her new best friend, what happens when he relationship with her professor and her best friends parents grows into something unexpected.
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Burning Peacocks by waiting_for_dragons
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Mar 2024
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In a different universe where Alex arrives at Hogwarts in the Chamber of Secrets year, Alex's first DADA lesson
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- Part 4 of Alex Rider in Hogwarts
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Severus, um abecedário by JuliaMabon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
05 Apr 2023
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Uma coletânea de drabbles em que Snape protagoniza diversas histórias ao lado de outras personagens da saga.
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Prompt: Yikes! Gilderoy Lockhart strikes again! You'd think we would have learned our lesson the first time, but no. He has made your bone vanish instead of mending it and now you require the Skele-Gro potion! Tough break. I want you to tell me about your experience taking the potion, and spare no details! I want to know what it looked like, smelled like, tasted like, felt like, how long it took for your bone to grow, how you felt before/during/after…everything!
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- Part 4 of Cupboard Notes
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Rule 145: I will not mix superglue in Gilderoy's shampoo by BookwormElV
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2022
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Every year Argus Filche's list of forbidden things gets longer. The ban number 145 is: I will not mix superglue in Gilderoy's shampoo.
Why is such a ban needed?
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Cassiopeia Euphemia Black was born on May 25, 1980, in France. Her father, Sirius Black, has always been there for her, he's kind of her best friend since it's always been her, him, and Uncle Reg - and daddy's friend: Remus. But everything changes after her dismissal from Beauxbatons and her new schooling at Hogwarts where she meets Harry Potter who is none other than the son of the famous James Potter. Does her father knew James Potter? And what was their relationship? Can James be her father? And can Sirius and James get back together despite their tortuous past and the people who want to prevent their happiness? Here are all the questions that Cassie and her friends need to answer.