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This series gets them. let Hermione, Ron, and Harry be menaces. It's kinda hard to find fics in this genre that don't bash Hermione or Ron, so this was a breath of fresh air!!!
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time —”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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- Part 1 of Sanguine
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For years, Hermione has done everything to show Ron that she'd be the perfect girlfriend. But no matter how hard she works, he just won't commit. When things finally fall apart, a project she's been entrusted with by Professor Snape offers a welcome distraction - and leads her into an adventure she never expected.
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Hogwarts Assignments (Assorted) by wintergreen825
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Captain America (Movies), Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV), The Sandman (TV 2022), The Winchesters (TV 2022), Wicked - All Media Types
23 Nov 2024
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It was Lily, in fact, who managed to convince him to take the job only a few minutes later, after she all but sprinted into the kitchen with a second letter clutched in a white-knuckle grip, eyes panicked. He thought for a moment that someone might have died.
“Do it,” she hissed upon arriving at the other side of the kitchen island, “James, you have to do it.”
“What? Why? Just a minute ago you were saying—”
“James.” There was something desperate in her voice. “James, the other person they’re considering for the position is Gilderoy Lockhart.”
James Potter is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts during his son's second year at Hogwarts, and his first evening back at the castle certainly makes an impression.
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I obliterate the canon and dance a jig upon its ashes by clarewithnoi
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2022
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The Silver Trio and the Enemy from Within by poteatthegeek
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2024
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Harry and co. are back to Hogwarts for their second year-but can Harry actually make it back to the school with a mysterious house elf blocking him at every turn?
And what's the new mystery that the elf swears will bring grave tragedy to the school?
And more importantly, what's the deal with the idiotic Defense Professor who can't decide if he hates Harry or wants to take him under his wing?
Another year of politics, of life-threatening experiences, of kids with the world on their shoulders trying to be kids.
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- Part 2 of The Silver Trio
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The Dungeon Knight, Clad in Black Robes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2024
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Severus Snape encounters a terrified too-small Gryffindor with dishevelled clothes, the boy’s belt had been unbuckled and his trousers undone.
He didn’t have time to react before the boy hid beneath his outdoor over-cloak and huddled in close to his back, hands fisting the back of his teaching robes, clutching to him for protection.
As hurried footsteps approach, Snape realises the situation is far more serious, and his fury ignites as he prepares to confront the approaching figure and uncover the truth.
He reaches around to place, what he hopes is, a comforting hand on the boys back.- Language:
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Gilderoy takes a moment to bask in the beauty of his reflection as he prepared to allow the population of Hogwarts bask in his immense talent.
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- Part 32 of Hogwarts Assignments (Assorted)
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱 |𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗙!𝗛.𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿| EDITING by mrswmaximoff1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2024
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I don't know how to write so please don't judge me.
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On her 11th birthday, tomboy Harriet Potter learns that she's a powerful witch with a place waiting for her at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, while making some friends and enemies along the way.
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AKA, what if the roles were swapped, what if Harriet Potter didn't get abused but Hermione (Riddle) Granger did. Dumbledore's plan was for Harriet and Hermione to get abused so that it would be easy to control them. But only one had gotten abused. What would he do now, will he win? Read to find out....
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NONE OF MY STORIES ARE POSTED ELSEWHERE ONLY ON HERE AND WATTPAD!!! IF YOU SEE THEM ANYWHERE ELSE, THEY ARE NOT UPLOADED BY ME! THOSE ARE THIEVES, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE MY BOOKS ANYWHERE ELSE. THAT ARE NOT ON HERE OR WATTPAD!Series
- Part 1 of Random Harriet Potter Books
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Their second second year in Hogwarts starts for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.
They have a diary to interject and a school to protect.
Harry hopes for a chance at a better childhood, trying to finally free his godfather for real.
Draco has to manage a deranged aunt far earlier than expected.
And what to do with the giant Basilisk living inside the castle?Series
- Part 2 of When we first met
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Once upon a time, a hero boldly set out to slay a monster, ending its reign of terror . . . or did he?
OR - Hermione Granger doesn’t see through the bullshit until it’s too late. And she’s not the only one caught in the snare.
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Harry's second year of schooling at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry has been full of chaos and mystery, and it’s not even close to the end of the first term! With Gilderoy Lockhart as the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Harry is constantly thrown into dangerous situations. Though one of those situations ends up being the best thing Lockhart has ever done for Harry as a professor: The Dueling Club.
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You're the new replacement for Professor Sprout and one day you require someone to plant-sit for you.
Reader has no established physical characteristics except for colored hair. Just a fun little trait.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter One Shots
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Alex Rider in Hogwarts by waiting_for_dragons
Fandom: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Nov 2024
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Cupboard Notes by nabuer
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, TCUTS - Fandom, The Cupboard Under the Stairs - Fandom
19 Sep 2024
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Compilation of my various TCUTS work, ranging from one-shot stories and poems to textbook pages and articles.
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Minerva rarely disagrees with Albus outright.
Albus is usually reasonable, and even when she disagrees with him, she usually understands his reasons.
All of that to say Minerva is all the more annoyed when Albus suggests something completely ridiculous.
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Charlotte Bren was a 17 year old who had to bear loosing her mother, then loosing her father to alcohol, she ran away to London where she met Draco Malfoy, her new best friend, what happens when he relationship with her professor and her best friends parents grows into something unexpected.
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