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一个资深的桌游洗牌人应该深谙一些潜规则，比如在杰拉德连输五场的时候应该把他和阿隆索分到同一阵营，比如特里开始贴脸发言护兰帕德的时候应该及时制止他，比如卡拉格和内维尔吵起来的时候应该给他们一人一张封口贴。
再比如，不要同时邀请瓜迪奥拉和穆里尼奥。
如果你非要把他俩一起请来，那么至少，看在主持人温格的份上，别给法布雷加斯和阿尔特塔（以及他们的家属）发邀请函。 -
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“It’s like Romeo and Juliet,” he’d joked one night as they sat tangled on his worn couch, a re-run of Match of the Day on the telly. “Except if Juliet were a proper moody Manc who sulks every time Liverpool wins.”
or, Gary ponders his life as the boyfriend of a Liverpool player.
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- Part 1 of carraville
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In which football is just an excuse for men to feel each other up
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In which the author’s brain is 99.9% fucked
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Jamie finally convinces Gary to come with him to Ibiza again.
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- 950
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 13
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In the grand scheme of things, £1000 for charity is not a big deal at all. Gary could have written a check and donated directly, but this is somewhat fun too, and he was counting on purchasing some dumb shit before the night ends.
A thousand pounds on Jamie’s glasses, with the intent and purpose of wanking on them later on in the comfort of his home… that’s wicked.
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Midnight, central London, streets are busy and everyone’s drunk, there’s no cabs, it’s starting to rain, they’ve just been recognised by a group of lads who want photos, and three of them are just idiots, but one of them – Jamie can tell – he wants to fight.
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银翼杀手au（其实是《仿生人会梦见电子羊吗》成分更多一点）
隆包，包右位！ 有欧包前任，依旧包右位（大概率会放在单独章，不喜欢可以跳过）
：拉德一直想买一只狗，认识阿隆索以后，他终于下定决心走进宠物店，和阿隆索一起抱回家一只猫。
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You can’t always get what you want by LSD_Revolutionary_Rhapsody
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Men's Football RPF
05 Nov 2024
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写这个主要来解压的非常诡异的weird plot shit
时间背景2012-2013年。女主没名字，你想叫啥叫啥。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 4,509
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 54
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the fallout of the gnev/becks divorce on the 2004 world cup qualification season. ft the tragedy of michael owen. wazza is also there.
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naturally I'm worried if I do it alone by ColdPintGlass for wonderjinx
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
30 Oct 2024
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He dreams of past matches. Quite a lot actually, he supposes it’s a long term effect of being part of one club your whole life. It’s normally a toss up between mental-mapping Old Trafford or his childhood home when he can’t sleep.
There’s the odd deviation from reality, but for the most part, his dreams don’t look too dissimilar to a match replay. A beat by beat of what happened, from his perspective, as real as it was to him all those years ago.
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A few drinks, a dream about a 2-1 win and suddenly Gary can't even look at Jamie without blushing
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gentle, gentler into that fight by akirakurosawa for romanfunkboy
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
26 Oct 2024
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"Well I was fighting for ye honour, so catch me doing that again when all it gets me is bein' called an idiot!"
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Roy stood in his doorway, pyjama clad and bed headed, staring in disbelief at one Gary Neville stood on his porch.
The kid looked tired, bags under his eyes, his thin face even thinner than usual, baggy clothes hanging off his frame. But what really concerned Roy was the gash on the side of his cheek, blood crystallised on his young skin.
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swamp | wound cleaning | “no, i can’t feel anything”
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- Part 16 of pinot noir; whumptober 24
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Gary’s got a hand on the arm of his couch and his teeth are gritted, there’s a sheen of fury reflected in his eyes that Jamie hasn’t seen since their playing days.
He can’t just be normal about it. Can’t just sink himself into a bottle, or moan down the phone to some friend or even go out on the lash.
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Jamie has a funny old way of helping Gary after Utd play terriblySeries
- Part 2 of Am I throwing you off?
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He can feel Jamie’s breath pick up, watching as the light praise blossoms into a rosiness on his cheeks and chest. Its the one chink in his thick armour, his refusal to acknowledge any praise coupled with his inability to deny how it makes him feel. It would be a charming if it wasn’t the very same reason Jamie was nigh impossible to drag out of these black moods.
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Gary knows a nice little fix for pulling Jamie out of his slump
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- Part 1 of Am I throwing you off?
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Perhaps even more surprising, as he gets to the bar and orders a pint, is the presence of two of his young team mates. Why aren’t they on the lash?
There was David Beckham nattering away to some pretty young girl at the bar, all gorgeous blonde hair, charming smile and London accent, a complete package if the way the lady was giggling as he spoke to her was any evidence.
Gary Neville on the other hand.
Well.
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Roy Keane's pint is ruined by Gary Neville, then life happens and he realises, perhaps Gary wasn't drunk.
(Or: a go at a semi-serious age regression fic)
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I Don’t Say Please, I Don’t Say Thank You by Fanficburner for Storyshark2005
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
25 Aug 2024
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Jamie wasn’t thrilled with taking work from a Manc, but the money was good, and he could make his own fun.
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- Part 120 of Request Fics
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When Lisandro landed in England for the very first time, he didn’t know what yet but he felt that something was about to change his life forever.
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If he’s being honest, last time he felt this electrified, this unstoppable and jubilant, like everything was finally within his grasp, was in Istanbul.
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Jamie finally wins the ultimate prize (or so he thinks)
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邪教清水黑帮养父子文学，⚠️微量囚禁暗示
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Heavy like the force between us (I was only falling in love) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
22 Jul 2024
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It works like this:
There are no gay players in the Premier League. Hell, there are no gay players in all of Europe, let alone just one English league. The year is 1997, the mere idea of a homosexual, a fag, a fairy, being on a team - sharing a changing room, the showers, a pitch - with the ultra-masculine, violently straight men that make up the ranks of professional football is laughable. Were any player to be caught even thinking of another man in anything other than a strictly platonic way, their career would be finished. They'd be bullied out of football, out of their team, and, as many think but do not dare say, out of their life.All of this does absolutely nothing to change the fact that Gary Neville's been in love with David Beckham since they were 17.
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- Part 6 of Woso Fics!