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a challenger approaches by dearclevercreature
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
10 Aug 2024
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Quark meets a customer he doesn't quite know what to do with.
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- Part 130 of Drabbles 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 31
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The Adventure Zone: Balance ficlets based on the prompts for Tumblr's Whumpary 2024. This bad boy can hold a lot of angst in it, so read at your discretion.
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No one else would have had the guts to do it.
That was Magnus’s logic, anyway.
No one else had the resources, the motivation, and most importantly, the utter lack of fear it would take to defy the Director. If the rumors were true, then the goods could only be housed in one location, the one defiant rectangular prism on a moonscape of domes.
If there was a dog on the goddamn moon, it could only be inside of the Fantasy Costco.
(Magnus wants so badly to do a dogs-on-the-moon heist and drags Carey along with him. Set during the thief training lunar interlude.)
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The Toy Soldier's Adventures In Faerun by Rosemarycat5 for laughs_in_distortion
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
14 Sep 2022
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Only one of the Mechanisms every really interacted with any of the tragic figures who made up the crew of the Starblaster.
But before it could do that, the Toy Soldier found itself in a place full of bright lights, games, horror, and wooden mannequins. This is that story.
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- Part 1 of The Toy Soldier's Adventures In Faerun
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Taako doesn't think about it when he sees the salt shaker. Not at first.
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Black Plasma by Snowblind (The_SFCU)
Fandoms: Original Work, Magic: The Gathering (Card Game), Starbound (Video Game), LittleBigPlanet, Homestuck, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Splatoon, The Adventure Zone (Podcast), Multi-Fandom
29 Jul 2021
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As one of the few remaining members of the one fearsome Black Plasma space pirates, "Piper" now struggles to keep her head above water. After being captured, and suffering a life-changing injury, she and her small crew are given one last chance at freedom by the very people she hates most.
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- Part 3 of The Nomads
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Curiousity Railed the Cat (and orgasming brought it back) by ihathsinned
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Mar 2021
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There is a box in the Fantasy Costco back room...
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Debts and Denial: The ~Fantasy~ Costco Fic by ihathsinned
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Feb 2021
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Fantasy Costco is a different place after dark...after all those deals, someone has to balance the checkbook.
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The Raven Queen recruits Kravitz, an actual human accountant, to resolve some problems with her soul-bookkeeping. And when Kravitz shows up to confront Garfield the Deals Warlock for his crimes, he's not the only customer in the store. (It's Taako. Taako is also having a fight with Garfield at the same time.)
This is a Candlenights Exchange gift for @inalizeth on Twitter! Happy Candlenights!
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- Part 1 of Avi/Johann a dumpster fire
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,774
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 37
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Reminiscing on their adventures isn't as fun as you'd think.
Also Taakos a horndog.
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- Part 6 of Writober 2019
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Drag Your Cities to the Sea (No Light, No Light) by Desiree_Harding
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
12 Aug 2020
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"The months in Her retinue are long, and the work is hard. Her standards are high, and to satisfy them, Kravitz must be ruthless. But his conviction never falters. She is omnipotent. She is the avenging force of Justice, and Kravitz Her hand. She will keep the kingdom free, and for Kravitz to do her bidding is the greatest honor on this earth."
"Taako’s fingers curl tightly around the ropes of the Starblaster’s rigging as the ship cuts smoothly through the waves of the Sea of Souls below, his heart pounding in his chest and his eyes on the horizon...In these moments, it’s freedom that hangs sweet on his tongue and settles in his lungs, and Taako loves nothing better."
It's a pirate AU! You know the rest!
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A series of mostly unrelated one shots and short stories. Not going to lie, a large amount of them will feature my son Angus. However an attempt will be made to give each of the seven birds and various characters some screen time.
Chapter 1: It's Angus' turn to lose some memories.
Chapter 2: Angus is Taako's magic boy. Istus help the fool that doesn't know that.
Chapter 3: Part two of chapter 1: The great mystery of Angus McDonald's missing memories.
Chapter 4: Part three of Capter 1: Still no memories but getting warmer
Chapter 5: Dark!Angus AU
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Lup and Magnus explore a winding market town, eat something they probably shouldn't, and make an asshole reevaluate his life choices.
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Something's wrong, and Taako can't tell what. So, he enlists the help of boy detective-turned-chef Angus McDonald to bake some macaroons.
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Taako never cared for kids. Angus changes that.
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains
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Neela finds a new shop, and decides to get Jordan in on the fashion
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- Part 4 of Femslash Wizard101
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 598
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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In this brief one-chapter interlude between adventures, our heroes attend an office party -- well, a carnival -- at the Bureau of Balance's lunar headquarters. They also hit up the Fantasy Costco, where they must match wits with their most fearsome mercantile foe yet.
Note: This work is part of a collection aiming to adapt the incredible TAZ: Balance arc into a cohesive series of novels. I have several friends who are eager to experience the story but, for various reasons, cannot handle podcasts. Until the graphic novels catch up, this is for them. The story, plot, and characters belong to Griffin, Travis, Justin, and Clint McElroy; I highly recommend enjoying the incredible story through their podcast if you are capable of doing so. They're a lot funnier than I can ever hope to be. Otherwise, please enjoy!
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- Part 4 of The Adventure Zone: Balance
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With Lup missing and he and Taako unable to find any sign of her, Barry Bluejeans had thought things couldn't get any worse.
He was wrong. Now he's completely alone, on the run, hoping to find a way to fix everything and reunite his family.
These are Barry's voidfished years, his years wihout Lup, his years forced to play the villain.
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- Part 3 of All the Time in the Worlds
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When Phandalin goes up in flames practically overnight, world-famous detective Angus McDonald is on the case (whether his services are specifically requested or not). But what to do with its lone survivor? One elven little boy and his umbrella may just hold all the answers... ...and prove to be Angus's greatest unsolved mystery yet. One thing's for sure: it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.
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- Part 1 of Bad Luckverse