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So, after all the ups and downs, the Jane family is finally happy and, for the time being, safe. They are only dealing with the everyday challenges of an FBI agent and a full-time father to two lively twins. One of these challenges is getting these two “princesses” to sleep. But this is Patrick Jane we’re talking about, and he wouldn’t be one to let such a minor obstacle get the better of him.
Patrick tells his twins a bedtime story, one that may or may not feature characters inspired by some well-known figures. With a bit of imagination, you might also find the story somewhat familiar.
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- Part 1 of Bedtime Stories from Daddy Jane
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Next entry in the Songs about the Janes series: a year after the birth of their daughter, Charlotte, we check in on the Jane family. You will want to read the first three stories in this alternate universe!
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- Part 4 of Songs about the Janes
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Crack-fic, set early in season 4, soon after 'Ring Around the Rosie'.
Jane wasn't going to let Wainwright off so lightly after the man called him a clinical psychopath.
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Jane is sure that something’s off with Raquel Romero. And despite Lisbon’s insistence, his judgement is not clouded by a few words.
AU where the first words soulmates say to each other are inked on their skin for life.
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No natal as cartas ao papai noel são exclusivas para as crianças, mas o ato escrever cartas pode ser uma declaração para um casal de apaixonados.
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- Part 7 of Jisbon Stories
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This is a collection of I guess episode ideas if the show were more sci-fi and/or supernatural related.
The office is attacked by someone using a smoke bomb. Jane is forced to separate the culprit from the team as to keep them safe when he realizes they’re after him specifically. After successfully drawing the culprit’s attention, he leads them to the roof. Where one of his new worst fears takes place.
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- Part 3 of Wine Stains
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This is a collection of I guess episode ideas if the show were more sci-fi and/or supernatural related.
Jane and Lisbon were taken captive by a lesser known serial killer whom has threatened to go on a spree if Jane doesn’t find them and stop them.
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- Part 2 of Wine Stains
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This is a collection of I guess episode ideas if the show were more sci-fi and/or supernatural related.
Patrick Jane’s whole shtick is that he doesn’t lie about being psychic. Because he’s not. Actual psychics don’t exist. Neither does anything else in the mystical world. At least not to his knowledge. Being one from the circus, he often assumed everybody who claimed to be of the mystical or magical, was lying or severely mentally ill. So he’d say it wasn’t his fault for not believing a scared, lost kid when they told him that they didn’t kill those three people last night. Being covered in dirt and blood while handcuffed to a hospital bed wasn’t the best look when you’re trying to explain to a professional bullshitter how you’re innocent. Jane knew that. The kid knew too. And yet, they still kept adamantly trying to steer the suspicion off of them. Jane would say it wasn’t his fault for not at least trying to understand the kid’s point of view because it was so obvious that they were suffering deeply with mental illness. But what scared him more was the fact that despite claiming they had nothing to do the homicides, he could see deep down they knew they did it and they didn’t know why.
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- Part 1 of Wine Stains
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When Patrick Jane joins St. Magdalena High School, he is maneuvered into a small friend group consisting of Teresa Lisbon, Kimball Cho, Wayne Rigsby and Grace van Pelt. As the year goes on, they discover more secrets about each other than any of them would like. And they might even find, it's not so bad to have someone have your back.
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Thanks to Agent Reede Smith, Red John discovers fanfiction in the most unpleasant way; a kink meme about his least favorite people.
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Lisbon will do anything it takes to bring Volker down, even if it means taking him up on his disgusting offer to go out with him.
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- Part 12 of The 2020 Files
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Лисбон возвращается домой в довольно плохом настроении. Оно ничуть не улучшается, когда по всему городу отключается электричество. И совсем становится плохо, когда кто-то стучит в дверь. Тот, кто никак не может этого делать.
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Lisbon gets an invitation to the CBI's Halloween fundraiser that she cannot refuse. Annoyed and short on time, she lets Jane choose her costume. Shenanigans and after parties ensue.
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- Part 1 of Little Moments Like That
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A Beauty in Red by Lady_of_Winterhell
Fandoms: The Mentalist, Miss Congeniality (Movies)
07 Sep 2020
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The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.
Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!
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“The choice is yours, Teresa. What do you value most at the end of the day; your dignity or careers for you and your people?”
Bertram has a proposition for Lisbon, following the events of the season 4 finale.
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Jane and Lisbon co-own a bakery, where flirting is most certainly not on the menu.
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papers in the roadside, tell of suffering and greed by sirenofodysseus
Fandoms: The Mentalist
28 Sep 2017
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The world of academia wasn't supposed to be dangerous or deadly, however, the universe had other plans - especially when Officers O'Laughlin and Lisbon came a-knocking on his door. Written for Trope Bingo, square of Alternate Professions.
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O’Laughlin stopped mid-step. “He discovered the piñata in the entryway.” Or Red John's celebrating his birthday and Rebecca just needs to die already, because she won't stop crafting piñatas. (Total Crackfic!)
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Or, that time someone created a kink meme of the CBI employees. Set late S4.