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It’s always November when Manny starts decorating the shop for Christmas.
Plotless collection of random thoughts I've had about what a Christmas Black Books special would look like. Rewrite of a fic I wrote last year.
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Things that might happen after a few years in Black Books.
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'The explorer was wearing a loose fitting white shirt and leather jacket, his Hollywood curls looking smarter and fuller than they did in the photos. He was of considerable height as well, easily a few inches taller than himself. Which was infuriating, to say the least.
Bernard found his voice caught in his throat for a brief moment, before he coughed and began to speak sourly.
“You don’t look like much of an explorer to me. You look like you’ve been exploring luxury hotels for quite some time now. Why don’t you write about that? One man and his struggle with one hundred percent Egyptian cotton sheets.” '
A rewrite of the travel writer episode, in which several things happen differently. First of all, Bernard isn't won over by Jason's charisma is he is in the series, and, after the exterminator cancels on him, Bernard employs Jason's help in hunting down Mr Benson. During which shit happens, involving lots of whiskey and clouded judgment.
(Sorry I'm crap at summaries)
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Three Sheets to the Wind by myrtlebroadbelt for DoctorTrekLock
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
25 Dec 2023
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A customer mistakes Fran, Manny, and Bernard for a throuple.
They start to wonder if it's true.
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Френ дізналася, що так звана "поза кицьки" - це показник чудової розтяжки, котру можна досягнути, як варіант, гімнастикою, а як іще варіант - дуже частим різноманітним сексом.
Виявилося, що Бернард кися не тільки на словах.Series
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Засновано на серії, де Бернард через дурість свого горе-робітника та механічні двері опинився надворі. Там він знайшов якусь фастфудницю, де, через дощ, найнявся на роботу, аби його не виганяли.
Бернардові погано, смутно, холодно та самотньо, додаймо до цього дурнувату Френ та коханого Джона й нарешті даймо Бернардові-сонечку кохання та тепла, на котрі він уповні заслуговує, якнайдалі від своїх придуркуватих "друзів".Series
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Answering the questions we've all been wondering since the show finished:
How do our trio age together?
Is there a Black Books wedding in the future?
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Если, путешествуя по Лондону, вы вдруг заблудитесь и набредете на странного вида книжную лавку — не заходите в нее. Как правило, там не до вас.
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Фрэн и Мэнни решили приятно провести время, оставив Бернарда одного в магазине, и даже не подозревали, к чему это приведёт, ведь в магазин заглянул необычный гость…
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[Podfic] That's Why They Call It A Gift by copperbadge by PodficsByVen (Venbeth)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Black Books (TV)
02 Jan 2023
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The true story of how Bernard Black acquired his bookshop.Length: 10:17
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Бернард идет за провизией, но приносит выпивку/
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Btw language warnigb. I swear. A lot. If u watch black books imma assume u don't give a fuck but idk man I'm drunk so here u go pls take that into consideration cuz there's no way this isn't going to be a clustefuk on fire, also feel free to correct grammar or spelling but if ur a dick about it i will go back and make it worse out of spite so :) watch urself :)
Yes i am procrastinating writing my essay and what about it. Fight me. -
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"I think Bernard's a vampire," Manny says as soon as Fran enters the shop.
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Alternate plot to S03E01, Manny Come Home, where Bernard forgets how to look after himself and suffers some more realistic (over the top?) consequences for a man who lived in filth for weeks.
Basically I got bored and wanted to explore some possible outcomes from the whole ‘Manny and Fran leaving Bernard on his own even though he’s a fully grown man and should be able to look after himself but won’t,’ debacle.
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灵感来自Dylan Moran关于本剧的一个回答：“...I do think about what might have happened to the characters 20 years on. I thought Manny would be quite settled and successful, Fran would not have changed, and Bernard would be dead, or at least auditioning for that kind of role.”
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Как-то так by fandom Box of Chocolates 2022 (Box_of_Chocolates), PriestSat
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
08 Aug 2022
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Три обычные истории, закончившиеся загадочным происшествием.
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Нарисовано в рамках инициативы гуляй_рученька/go_go_pen по заявке octosoop:
Арт по Книжный магазин Блэка: джен, трио ГГ в очередном не слишком сложившемся отпуске или выпивают в магазине, юмор. -
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“I think we might be in Russia,” Manny says. He is leaning back in the chair, eyes closed and with several wet airplane tissues on his face. He keeps giving them to Bernard too, Bernard keeps throwing them away.
“No, no, it can’t be Moscow again, I’d remember,” Fran says. She opens up her handbag and pulls out out several bags of snack peanuts, each with a different airline logo.
Bernard lets his head fall down on the table again.
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Literary Merit, or Some Things Never Change by dreamkist for myrtlebroadbelt
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
07 Feb 2022
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Bernard discovers podcasts.
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doodlerTM's Holiday Party 2021 by doodlerTM
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deltarune (Video Game), Black Books (TV), Wolf 359 (Radio), Psychonauts (Video Games), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Tales from Electricopolis (Web Series), Inscryption (Video Game)
10 Jan 2022
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It's a fandom end-of-the-year party, hosted in Ten Forward on the Enterprise-D! Data enjoys meeting a myriad of other artificial lifeforms, Manny gets scammed by Spamton off-screen and Doug Eiffel enjoys a cigarette with the Black Books crew. The Psychonauts all enjoy themselves and Murderbot makes a couple of friends. Bob Sparker meets a new friend, emcees some awkward awards, and has an uncomfortable encounter. Data is given a disk by a desperate, moody robot and the Enterprise crew expresses some trepidation about next year's party.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Fandom Parties