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“Sixer, please.” There’s something like desperation shining in his eyes. No, glowing. Stubbornly and righteously glowing. “Let me do this one good thing.”
AKA, the skipped over scene in Weirdmageddon Part 3 where Stan and Ford swap outfits.
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Technology has come a long way over the past 30 years, so Ford decides to see what exciting things are going on over in Silicon Valley.
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Atychiphobia is an intense fear of failure. Fear of failure is self-limiting and causes severe stress and anxiety. It can impair your present relationships, goals to succeed, and productivity.
Ford Pines gets paid a visit one night from a certain dream demon.
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A sister story to my Magic in the Marks this time following Ford.
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- Part 2 of Magic in the Marks
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you've made an unfortunate habit of meeting the Pines Twins when they're at their lowest.
you know you’re better than this.
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an AU where, at some point during Ford's time on the other side of the portal, Bill caught him and messed with his brain. he lost most of his memories of Earth and his connection to language was severely hindered. now he is back home - but he doesn't know it yet.
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Ford is hung up on his brother, Stan, and it's getting in the way of the portal's progress. Bill has the bright idea to show Ford exactly how Stan's doing nowadays, in hopes that it'll drive the wedge between them much deeper.
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“See, Sixer, I’m not telling you this because I think it’s funny. I’m telling you that Stanley doesn’t care about you because I do. I care about you, Stanford, and I’m the only one who does. I’ll give you the chance to see for yourself. How’s that?”
Under most circumstances, Ford is elated whenever Bill offers to share his vast knowledge with him. The proposition of an experience firsthand is something Ford always accepts with a bright smile.
Now, his brow twists in confusion and worry.
“H-how, my muse?”
“I know where he is. I can send you to him, and you two can work out the details from there.” -
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(Leap of Faith x Somebody to Call My Own Crossover)
Stanford invites an alternate universe version of himself and his brother to join him, for a day, at the Renaissance Faire.
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Stanford does know know if this counts as one of the strangest encounters he’s had with his counterparts. After all, he’s the one that made the offer in the first place! At the moment, it feels like the only appropriate way to repay his debts after his counterpart saved Stanley from what could have been a fatal heart attack. As he’s quickly learning, this version of himself is on a mission to save every possible version of Stanley from any harm that may befall them. -
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Ford realizes some things. Fiddleford has been holding in his feelings for far too long. Bill Cipher continues to be incorrigible.
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Stanford grew restless. Something simply was not right. All those years he put a little too much faith into the metal plate installed in his head. It was supposed to prevent Bill Cipher, an all-mighty cosmic entity, from entering the human’s mind ever again. And it had been doing a considerably great job up to that moment.
But the plate had two sides to it. And besides not letting Cipher in, the plate would not let him out either if he ever managed to get inside.
Luckily for Ford, he had no way of getting inside.
Luckily for Bill, things change.
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"From the moment he jumped headfirst into the first rift he’d landed his eyes upon, he accepted (if not in a shiver of anxiety) that he had no idea what was coming. He was going where no man had gone before, stumbling so deeply into the unknown that he could almost understand what made others so afraid of it. He’d found himself on the landing sight of some huge aircraft when the bright colors eating up his senses dissipated, still dazed when the first life he’d ever seen in this dimension barked for him to stand and asked if he was part of the new labor.
And of course, yes he was. He needed to be, no matter what in the world that was supposed to mean. He couldn’t imagine what might happen if they sent him back. He was lucky they didn't pick up on the lie as it shook its way uncertainly out of his quivering lips."
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If Stanford Pines wasn't thinking about his next goal, he was thinking of how he'd treated people in his life. And lord knows he couldn't afford to do that. Though stuck on a dimension riddled with mining companies, he has far more time to think and far less information on his sworn enemy than he'd've preferred.
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Ford had been getting too cocky since he found out about Bill’s…secret. Giving him little pokes, spiders, and pinches to his spine whenever he got the chance. Now the immortal had grown slightly paranoid, quite literally constantly watching his back whenever Stanford was nearby. A couple weeks of this torment passed and Bill was fed up, reluctantly going to the only person who knew Ford better than him.
Stanley.
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Bill finds out something about Ford and happily exploits it.
Lee!Ford Ler!Bill
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- Part 27 of Six’s tickle fics
- Part 12 of Tickletober 2024
- Language:
- English
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- 31
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A collection of one-shots about different versions of Stan and Ford on the Stan o' War. About every dimension where--in one way or another--their dream was acheived.
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The title is taken from a song in "Lost Legends":
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Swash-buckling, brass-knuckling,
Foiling monsters' plans!
Reunited at last, rewriting the past,
Nothing can stop the Stans!
~So, ah... enjoy!
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Bill used to put Ford through hellish nightmares and wouldn't allow him to rest even when he was asleep. Ford hated it and found no other solution than to finish the portal quicker
30 years later he has another similar nightmare but luckily his brother is there.
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- Part 29 of Whumptober 2024 (2day4u_2morrow4me)
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“Told ya! The thingy!” Stan barked and shoved past Ford. The latter bit back a frustrated growl. An unbecoming habit he had picked up. When Ford caught up with Stan, he was standing in the cockpit, gesturing at the anomaly detector. Ford sighed and sat at the console. It was somewhat cramped, like the rest of the ship. Steel equipment had been bolted atop old, salt-worn metal, white paint flaking from years of weather and use. Their renovated home-away-from-home was distinctly of two worlds.
The anomaly detector had picked something up that would probably be a few days’ journey away. East, toward the Norwegian coastline.
[Or: Ford and Stan attempt to seal an inter-dimensional rift. They meet a monster. It doesn’t go well.]
(Rated Mature just to be safe)
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- Part 1 of Ford Pines Has Cat Brain
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Can the sadistic god, Bill Cipher learn basic empathy and sympathy? That’s what the Axolotl wishes to test- much to Bills protest.
TLDR: Bill is sent as a guardian angel of sorts to aid with the trauma recovery of Stanford Pines with all his powers to see if he can learn 3 basic skills to be recanted, empathy, sympathy, and self control. -
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Ford has a nightmare but without Bill this time?
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Ford always felt different, for more reasons than his extra fingers. Now due to stumbling upon a new interest in Oceanic Whitetip sharks he learns more about himself.
(Stan chats with Mabel, Mabel mentions Ford probably being autistic, enlightenment follows)
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Fiddleford is getting married. Stanford is happy for him.
He really is.
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DAMN YOU MOBILE AO3. CANT TAG NOTHING FUN.
Technically, Bill and Ford have sex top deck of a pirate ship... But METAPHORICALLY 🤓☝️. The reason this is both tagged explicit and implicit is bc Stuff Is Happening, but Ford is inner monologuing like the dramatic author he is. I think you can tell I'm ace by how I wrote this...
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'The siren's tongue is pierced. I know this as it laps lower. Metallic swash, fleshy backswash. It dries a path right down my sternum.'