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    With a shake of his head, Aziraphale picked up the watering can, set it down on the raised bed of the greenhouse, then he picked up the throw pillow and went to replace it on the bench. Maybe he’d find more answers there, some… ruffian who’d snuck in and thought it would be funny to surprise Aziraphale, or… a very potent and very specific draft.

    He found nothing, of course, but the cold stone of the bench.

    “This greenhouse is not cursed,” he reassured himself, letting out a sigh.



    Aziraphale, certainly not trying to distract himself from Crowley’s absence following his summons back to Hell, decided to buy a greenhouse. A completely ghost-free greenhouse, he was absolutely certain of it. If only it would stop trying to prove him wrong.

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    Данная работа является третьей после «Операции «Спаси-Ибо» — https://archiveofourown.org/works/44452906 и «Всеобщее оБо-Чжание» — https://archiveofourown.org/works/46756516/chapters/117761320
    (обязательно оформлю их в серию)
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    Всем, кто ждал в это непростое время, лучи добра и поддержки 💫💫💫
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    Эта история повествует о драматических событиях 2021 года и их долгоиграющих последствиях. Как удержаться на головокружительной высоте? Как выжить в мире шоу-бизнеса и не потерять себя? Автор предлагает Вам поразмышлять о месте артиста в обществе, о жизни и её ценности, о внешних и внутренних кризисах и противоречиях.
    Как водится, все совпадения НАМЕРЕННЫЕ! 😁 (остальное, разумеется, авторский вымысел).
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    Как и в предыдущей части, все видео-фото материалы к сноскам лежат на отдельном тг-канале «Национального достояния», здесь приглашение: https://t.me/ 2L3tONgA0Ms1ZTgy (помолимся всем известным богам за сохранность телеграма 🙏 очень не хочется искать все материалы в четвёртый раз 😅)
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    Посвящение: мужу.

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    "Such sweet compulsion doth in music lie." – John Milton

    Ladislaus No-last-name has spent most of their life trying to define himself.
    At first, as a violist. Then, when the situation called for it, a traveling “Minstrel Extraordinaire”. But when he finally returns home from his days as an adventurer, he has little to show for it.

    A musical slice of life, kicking off after a traditional coming-of-age story would have ended.

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    Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.


    Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.

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    After a wild Halloween party, Shanks wakes up hungover, confused, and covered in lipstick. He just wants everything to go back to normal—but a hot, chaotic clown refuses to let that happen.

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    Set around 800 BBY, Adora and Glimmer head towards Malastare to take their final test needed to finally leave their days as Padawans behind them. But things go south, when both of them as well as every other Padawan taking this test gets attacked. After only barely surviving this, they are sent out by the Jedi High Council to find the conspirators behind this attack on the Jedi.
    Meanwhile on the other side of the galaxy, Catra heads towards Ryloth to fulfill the task her Master, the Dark Lord of the Sith Hordak has given her, in a hope to finally prove herself worthy of more advanced teachings about the dark side of the Force and evetually rising up to the ranks of a Lord herself.
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    A Star Wars AU about the light, the dark and the in-between with tons of footnotes for those, who aren't that much into Star Wars

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    Hermione and Viktor have a ritual.
    A quick triple drabble. Just 300 words long. Or is it?
    Just a prim and proper Thanksgiving dinner at the MACUSA headquarters. Or is it?
    Nothing naughty's happening under the table. Or is it?

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    In fifth year, Granny Weatherwax takes over as the Care of Magical Creatures teacher, with a side gig as an Occlumency tutor for one troubled young man.

    Disclaimer: This Author Does Not Support JKR’s Bigoted Views But Has Nostalgia For Several Aspects Of Her Creation. This Author Takes Great Pleasure In Bastardising Said Creation. Contrary To Possible Appearance, This Author Is Not A Golem.

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    Mornacu goes from an orphan in Cuiviénen to the leader of Tatyar Avari with a horde of adopted relatives thanks to Morwë's sacrifice. He adjusts. Several Ages later, including an involuntary stint in the Halls of Mandos, and Mornacu is still saddled with all of Morwë's relatives and a leadership position that he did not desire.
    Then history (of the unpleasantly orcish variety) intrudes on Mornacu's second, happier reunion with Morwë. Turns out that Mornacu inherited even more relatives than he thought.
    A lot more.

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    Who's left behind after the ineffable happens and an angel and demon go off together to live happily ever after?
    A lonely demon and a spurned human, that's who.

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    “Unfortunately, magic or not, the amulet accomplished something. Mostly, it accomplished setting Crawly’s arm on fire and making him let out a really embarrassing scream.”

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    In which Maui performs a one man circus for the people of Motonui. He'd do an encore but he's too busy dying of embarrassment over the newest member of the Waialiki tribe.

    Written at the time of the first preview trailer for Moana 2, so it will probably be proven wrong by canon very soon. In the meantime, have some silly fluff.

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    He's willing to crawl into hell for her, this never-ending source of entertainment.

    She's on the tip of his tongue, blood scorching whatever space there is between them, two parties locked in a devil's dance.

    Original Sin chooses companions carefully, and Alastor has always been one for the hunt.

    After all, he is a creature of habit, aiming to please. Capable of becoming her favorite fantasy.

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    The Battle of Bright Moon may be won, but Adora can't stop thinking about somehow recovering her connection with Catra. Meanwhile, Catra consolidates her power base while the imprisoned Shadow Weaver is thrown a lifeline by....

    Begun before the release of the second season, it actually manages to resemble some of the canon elements of the show while whirling off on a tangent towards redemptive chaos.

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    Asit tal-eb. The way things are meant to be. Ashkaari Koslun teaches us that the world and the self are one. That it is the choice of every individual whether to act according to their nature and the nature of the world, or oppose the proper order, and struggle against themselves and against the world.

    As a former slave, Sataareth Issqun knows that a choice made without freedom is nothing but illusion. That the old tools of Mastery, dependent on force and coercion, are corrupting the very soul of the Qun. In the tradition of questions started by the Great Ashkaari, and continued by the Arishok once known as Sten of the Beresaad, she will be the someone who asks how Mastery can be achieved, and listens for the answer. After the incident at the Divine Conclave, Sataareth finds the fate of all the world depends on her Mastery.

     

    Anaan esaam Qun--Victory is in The Qun

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    After hearing rumors of a monster in the forest, Aziraphale goes to investigate.

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    He breathes in dust and the worn covers on the pillow. Day by day, his tolerance is weathered and tested. He finds himself always on the brink, but never more. The farther away he tries to get away, the closer it seems to catch up to him. It’s always there. Something is always there. There is a clock somewhere, ticking until his time is up. He drags his fickle mortality behind him like a tethered bull. Alongside him, a blinding man in white.

    He’s not dying anymore. He gets to live another day.

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    This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
    Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs. I just realized, this will never be "complete" and there is no final number of chapters.

    So far that's posted:
    Part One: Basics
    Part Two: Lines
    Part Three: Footnotes and Links
    Part Four: Columns and Skins
    Part Five: Pictures
    Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
    Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
    Part Eight: Chapter Title
    Part Nine: The Title, the Username and Links
    Part Ten: Boxes (still in progress)
    Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
    Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler

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    The economy of Monstropolis is in shambles. Nobody's scared of monsters anymore, and there are too many doors lying around leading to some random childless adult's bedroom. If only there were a way to generate loads of energy from the loud noises humans make...AND make horny furries happy...

    And so the Fuck Division is born: a department within Monsters Incorporated set to meet the sustainable energy demands of a growing city. But it all has to be kept secret, of course, because touching a human can kill you...right?

    [Footnote links should be functional for both chapter-by-chapter and Entire Work view]

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    Three is happy to help you with fact-checking, but you have to ask politely, or there's a possibility of Murderbot-induced trauma.

    Follows search query: Entertainment, Educational, Transport, another POV Three

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