15 Works in Fantasy Costco (The Adventure Zone)
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Hey there boo, yeah you reading this ^3^
This was written just for you dear reader! Ever wanted to have a fateful meeting with the Goblin King? Well now you're served!
Now on a serious note... Kidding, how can I be serious when I just wrote a damn one-shot about The Labyrinth and Costco. Indeed while perfectly sober and awake mouhahaha
I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did enjoy writing it!
I just went wild writing this and had a lot of fun doing so. Now many ideas are bubbling up in my mind and I can barely hold them in. Thus I in fact wrote a part 2 which is inspired by the song Sexy and I Know It from LMFAO that I just might eventually share too... I'll leave you with this info and your imagination hehe
Feel free to comment if you liked it! Ignore if you are offended by the lack of extra strength hairspray in this Costco.
Also, I always feel I need to say it in case I might have written something weirdly, English is my second language. I am in fact bilingual and almost exclusively write in English.
Anyway! Have fun and enjoy the ride because you'll need that hairspray to keep your hair in place. You'll be blown away!I hope //^.^//
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Debts and Denial: The ~Fantasy~ Costco Fic by ihathsinned
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Feb 2021
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Fantasy Costco is a different place after dark...after all those deals, someone has to balance the checkbook.
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Taako's hit the Bottom. Rock Bottom. Like pull out a shovel to get lower, kind of rock bottom. Do to...a huge, giant fucking mistake...he's working as a delivery driver for Fantasy Doordash. He just got evicted, and now he's staying with his sister, and her...boyfriend? Fiancé? Nerd. We'll say nerd.
Kravitz...doesn't get out much. Not a fan of it. There's too much work to be done, and too many variables outside the door of his home. And since he's hopeless in the kitchen, that leads to him often ordering in for most meals...and...well...he's made a name for himself as something of a food critic online...if it means the high elf delivery driver will keep coming to drop things off, then...maybe he's fine with that.
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"You're more than your ability to wield a dope-ass axe, my dude. Honestly, I kind of like you more this way. The new threads? Iconic."
Taako tries to make a persuasion check against a Magnnequin on the team's last trip to Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true (got a deal for you!).
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Leggo My Eggo! by kyloxreytfa (Amethyst214)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Mar 2020
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The world is heading into Corona Chaos! Ben Solo just wants to safely replenish his supply of Eggo Waffles from his local Costco. Rey Andor just needs one more box of Eggo happiness from that very same Costco. OH No - there's only One Eggo Box left! (Fluffy Modern Reylo AU, Inspired by a Tweet)
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Chihiro Fujisaki has sex with the bee movie by LewdnessOverload_a_cunt_took_my_username
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Bee Movie (2007)
20 Mar 2020
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Happy birthday to chihiro fujiasaki
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Exacting Their Revenge: An Undertale Fanfiction (Echotale Gaster!Sans X Cannibalistic Holocaust Reader) by orphan_account for
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
17 Jan 2020
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Your stomach rumbled. Making you move ever so slightly. It was nearing your feeding time anyway. You ever so slightly lifted your head off of your battered arms to give an ice cold glare to the glass window that separated your room to the rest of the asylum. The glare you were currently giving the window was one of those glares that could render a full grown man helpless. You smirked once more at that thought. Though this time, your smirk was plainly visible to the people currently monitoring you from the safety of the other side of the glass window you were currently looking at. That's right. They were safe from you with being on the other side of the glass.
Things to look out for:
~ Blood and gore
~ Mentions of violence
~ Cannibalistic notions
~ Horror topics
~ Upcoming intimate scenesWARNING: This story is very graphic, and not for the faint of heart! There are mentions of upcoming rape scenes, graphic depictions of violence, profanity, and a whole lot of blood and guts. This is rated M for a reason. If you have not already read the summary for this fanfiction, I highly suggest that you do. You have been warned, read at your own risk. This is geared for mature audiences only.
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It's been almost a year since Jimin was ripped from his forest home and tethered to this godforsaken superstore by a shady witch - almost a year of being unable to be seen or heard by any other living being. With nothing left to do to kill time other than playing pranks on unsuspecting employees, Jimin is shocked to find that the equally shocked new employee Namjoon can see him. Despite being pretty sure he's going insane, Namjoon promises to help Jimin break free of the magic that binds him to the store.
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Lucretia didn’t know whether to laugh to cry when Leon placed the device on her desk.
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Weird Little Greasepit - Sophomore Year - February by appending_fic
Fandoms: Buddy Thunderstruck (Cartoon), Night In The Woods (Video Game), The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
13 Jun 2018
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Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and Darnell has dragged Buddy along to search for the Perfect Gift.
Lucky, Garfield the Deals Warlock is here to help. Unfortunately, the quest for the Perfect Gift quickly turns into a desperate attempt to hold off a horrific future.
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- Part 6 of Weird Little Greasepit - Sophomore Year
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Kravitz and Taako take a trip to Fantasy Costco and wind up in the Candlenights aisle for a holiday adventure.
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In the back of every Fantasy Costco is a portal to the corresponding Costco in the Plane of Thought. Lucretia remembers a meeting. Magnus wants to use his vehicle proficiency. Also, muffins.
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Kravitz opened up the instruction manual, which was a solid tome. Someone apparently liked pretending to be a sexy adventurer quite a bit. The box stressed something about the realistic experience.
Otherwise known as: Kravitz and Taako play a sexy version of D&D and the author rolled real dice. Example: Kravitz rolled a failure trying to take off his shirt. Taako had to assist.
Don't need any other series context for this. This is just hilarity with a smattering of smut.
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- Part 15 of Living and Dying Beneath the Veil
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They'll write their own ending.
(Pre-canon: some first dates, and where it started to break bad. But there's a happy ending, I promise.)
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kravitz hunts down marshmallows at four in the morning by Abyssalzones, partypetes (karturtle)
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
16 Nov 2016
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Four in the morning isn't a good time for anything, at all, ever, but Kravitz will get those marshmallows if it kills him.
ft. Kravitz as dead on the inside as well as the outside, Garfield as the deals warlock we all know and love/hate with a passion, and a few other characters tossed in there for good measure.
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