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    "I did not break him!" He shouted, "Hopefully not- can't go through that again.."

    "My-"

    "Again? Wait-"

    "My names Wilbur!" He spoke up, both of them looking at him strangely, which made him regret speaking immediately, maybe he should have just left, and took a dive off a bridge, "You- um, didn't break me- to be honest I probably came broken-"

    Oh great, nice joke now they think your emo.

    Though, Tommy immediately started laughing, then he nudge Techno.

    "He's funny, can we keep him?" In response Techno sighed.

     

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    After Wilburs whole life of being mistreated and unlove, he finally finds the life he's wanted since he was small.

    But does he even deserve there kindness?

    ***I AM NOT A WIL GOLD SUPPORT. IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I HATE THAT MAN.***

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    After ages of constant tension, and a war with more personal sacrifice than Phil could take as High Lord of the Seelie Court, Eret rose to the throne as next in line, and immediately gets thrown into conflict that nobody would have ever been prepared for. Yet, the only only question he can ask is what he'll have to give to solve it.

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    In a war ridden country, a man meets a horse, they meet some kids and voilà, you've got yourself a great deal.

    or:
    Philza, who hates himself a bit too much and Techno, a former-man-cursed-into-horse who had to loose too much humanity to stay alive have to somehow not die in war and mayhaps break a curse? Who knows...

    or:
    I took Spirit: The Stallion of the Cimarron and How to train your dragon, mixed it and made Philza a slightly anxious protagonist :3

    !!!Veeery slow updates!!!

    TWs in tags!!!

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    “ Technoblade? Its three in the bloody morning— ”

    Eret freezes as Technoblade thrusts a bundle of cloth, and something wrapped within them, into her arms. She narrows her eyes. The bundle felt suspiciously like a body.

    “ What the hell— ”

    “ Bring him back. ”

    And suddenly, Eret isn't tired anymore.

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    Theoretically, we could say it all started at the drug van. It was accurate, wasn’t it? It started when Flores awoke to the sound of engines and shouted orders. It, technically, started when she unzipped her tent and pulled herself out to see her father being handcuffed and pushed into a white car clearly marked L’Manburg Police Station.

    The real story, though… that’s /much/ more complex.

    Or, yknow how Eret was gonna adopt Fundy?

    Yeah, that.

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    “It's alive.”

    Missa seems stunned, slow to approach before his curiosity wins and he comes to lay a thin hand on the egg that might be the last free member of its species. Phil watched the same feeling win him over, his face softening around his skull into gentle affection.

    Phil reaches out one of his hands to wrap Missa’s in his own, asking an impossible question. “Are you ready to embark on another adventure with me, luna?”

    “To the horizon and beyond, dearest sol.”

    ~~~

    Phil discovers a crimson egg while on his daily rounds foraging for himself and his Drow husband. His bleeding heart leads to him taking it home to raise the dragon properly away from the elves who wished to harm him, enslaved to a harsh King who ruled with an iron fist.

    An enemy of history, much of the noble Dragon Knight Syndicate had been decimated in an effort to wield them as weapons, forcing them into his service through cruel means as a way to enforce his laws. This Light elf never agreed with this mindset, rescuing his injured husband as his first act of defiance and adopting a dragon as his second, he hoped to guide the future into a more peaceful story while enjoying the love of his family.

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    After escaping their palace in the DreamSMP and leaving it behind to turn to dust, Eret has to learn to move past their regrets, with, of course, a little help along the way.

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    Eret is exiled by Dream and with no one to stay with, Eret takes his chances to temporarily huddle down with Phil and Techno. Only catch is that he is, well, was with the government and is at the steps of two anarchists.

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    "You're a fucking machine! You don't feel." Phil seethes, every bit of anger and resentment he's ever held, bubbling over and spilling onto Wilbur.
    "You're human and you don't feel, do you?"

    or; The new android model, WS960, designed to hunt deviants is assigned to Luitenent Philip Watson, the DPD's head drunk, mourner who hates everyone around him.

    CURRENT VERS!! (formerly 'humanity doesn't require red, neither does family')

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    the executioner comes a-knockin'.

    Or,
    Eret finds a family. Then, she finds herself. There's a moderate amount of chaos in between.

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    “Every person in this castle has their place, Philza, and every piece on this board has it’s role. One must often make a sacrifice in order to win the game.”

    Phil frowns, examining the chess board. He reaches for the pawn on the very right of the board, shifting it forward one square. “I don’t like to gamble with lives, mate.”

    Technoblade moves his bishop to capture Phil’s rook. “Is that not what it means to be king?”

    *

    When an advisor of a neighboring kingdom escapes to the Antarctic Kingdom seeking political asylum, King Philza Craft is put into a corner. Turn him over to a dictator sure to execute him for treason, or grant him asylum and risk a declaration of war?

    With a diplomatic gathering of all the neighboring kingdoms on the horizon, Philza isn’t sure if he can afford the threat to his kingdom, but is a man’s life and his own honor too steep a price to pay for peace?

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    Phil stood at the kitchen window in his arctic commune, watching as a lanky figure appeared from the outskirts of the incoming snowstorm. A moment later and another silhouette appeared in Phil’s vision: the unknown figure was being pulled towards the commune fence by what Phil assumed to be a small white dog, one that would have blended into the snow if not for its excited movements. They were steadily getting closer, and Phil had no idea who they were or what they wanted.

    He reached for his communicator, one eye still on the unusual pair, and messaged his son.

    ---

    Eret gets lost (thanks to their new guide-dog-in-training), and ends up on the doorstep of someone new.

    Phil gets an unexpected visitor.

    (You don't have to read the rest of the series but it might help)

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    It looked very much like a real Wilbur Soot. Well, as real as a transparent ghost can look. Despite Phil looking right at Wilbur, he wasn't reacting like someone normally would. Eret got the sinking feeling that they were currently the only one able to see Wilbur. Which wasn't really good. That meant something went incredibly wrong, and there was some other force at play.

    "Fucking hell. Stupid train station. Why the hell am I transparent? Am I still a goddamn ghost? Fuck." Wilbur groaned, walking up to Phil and waving his hand in front of Phil's face.

    Phil didn't give any reaction, and Erets gut sank. Oh, Wilbur was going to hate this.

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    Or: the first revival attempts at Wilbur go astray and now only Eret can see him, and Wilbur intends to make it their problem.

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    “if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

    if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.”

    ~~~

    Nightshade spent her whole life jumping from crew to crew, following the only magical item that might answer her lifelong questions about the missing part of herself. During her quest she ends up captured by the Shadows of the Abandoned crew who accepts her without condition and she learns to love herself despite the hand life dealt her and unlocks her true heart.

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    Pirates are dangerous. They roam the high seas and steal from the King and Empire. They are heartless and cruel monsters who are better suited to a swaying noose than a jail cell.

    Ranboo never expected to become a pirate. Nor did he expect them to treat him better than anyone else had.

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    Technoblade had intended to visit the desert to recruit another god to their Syndicate, not to end up looking after a regressed, toddler-aged Eret

    - little ! eret ft cg ! foolish and sudden baby sitter techno and phil

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    Technoblade and Wilbur were twins born in the antarctic empire. But Wilbur was 'cursed'

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    DISCONTINUED!! A big chunk of my story was deleted and I cannot restore it :(( I WILL BE CREATING SOMETHING SIMILAR SOON!!!

    This story contains platonic shipping between the characters Tommy and Ranboo, NOT POPPYTWT!

    Is a Commoner getting wedded to a Royal? Seems wholly illogical and absurd. An orphan, a misfit, betrothed to a prince? A powerful, stalwart member of society who holds a special place in the community their family governs. Such a thing could not be achievable in any way, but It is certainly conceivable in the case of Prince Ranboo and Commoner Tommy.
    Ranboo was unsure of how to feel; he was certainly delighted about the wedding, but he also experienced sporadic unease. This ceremony must be absolutely perfect, but anything could go wrong. But nothing must go wrong. Ranboo had been waiting for this very day his entire life—the day he would discover who his destined companion for life was to be, wed them, and receive his jewels. He had absolutely no right to let his family down. But whether he did or not did not lie in his hands.

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    Phil spread his wings wide, his glossy feathers ruffling in the evening breeze, relishing the last drops of golden sunlight. Alongside him, his family soared high in the azure sky. To the average person, it might just look like some birds flying around; albeit some with strangely shaped wings. However, if one was to look closely, they would see a somewhat miscellaneous group of five...humans? Treating the puffy white clouds like their playground.

    ...Huh?

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    This is the tale of Monarch Eret learning forgiveness for themselves as well as others while building 'The Royal Archives' with people from their past. Laughter and tears alike, this is a story about no matter where you come from or the decisions you have made, apologies can be made and you will be stronger together.

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