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    Stede's abandoned his old life to work his way back to Ed's side, and he's trying hard to overcome his deficiencies along the way. The one thing he hasn't gained experience in is sex. With Jackie and the crew, he hatches a plan to set up a glory hole where he can anonymously gain that experience to be ready for Ed when they meet again.

    Ed's suffering through his kraken era when he learns about the fancy man glory hole at Jackie'z. Can't hurt to try it once, right? And again, and again, while he waits for Stede to come back to him, and his feelings about it all evolve...

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    Eighteen years ago, Israel Hands joins a burgeoning F1 team by the name of Red Bull Racing, joining a young rookie from New Zealand.

    Nine months ago, at the tender age of thirty-six, Stede Bonnet becomes Formula 1's oldest rookie driver.

    Six months ago, Stede Bonnet is fired for poor performance. Red Bull descends into a state of low-level chaos.

    One month ago, Stede Bonnet becomes a majority investor in Red Bull Racing alongside Edward Teach, with the promise of a seat in the team in the future, leaving Izzy and reserve driver Jiminez in limbo. Red Bull descends even further into chaos.

    Meanwhile, the Crew of Red Bull Racing F1 Team are just trying to survive.

     

    "You don't get it, Iz! I've got everything that I want! I've got championships, I've got wins, I've got money, I've got a stake in this team, I own your fucking car!" Ed said derisively, "The shit you talk about? I stopped caring about it ten years ago! This is my next step in life, and you need to start opening your eyes."
    "Your 'next step'?" Izzy repeated in disbelief, "I lick your fucking boots for eighteen years and now I'm just not in your 'next step'?!"

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    Ed shouldered open the door to Jackie’z. Did his habitual, instinctive scan of the room—searching for potential threats.
    And immediately found one.

    Ed froze. Lips parted. A roaring in his ears, like the ocean. Purple spots crowded his vision and his mouth flooded with saliva and for one brief, terrifying moment he thought he might do something super embarrassing, like throw up or faint or throw up and then faint.

    Because standing there at the host’s podium was the actual last man on earth that Ed had expected to run into tonight.

    **

    Diverges from canon somewhere during Impossible Birds. The Revenge makes port, and Ed goes looking for a drink at Jackie'z. He's a bit surprised to find out who's currently serving on her waitstaff.

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    '“Izzy, you’re being a downer. You need a hit of horn.” Ed’s tone falls dangerously flat, as if it’s a statement, not a question.

    “No thank you, Edward. I’m just tired.” Izzy trembles. “Not as young as I used to be…”

    Ed swipes his finger through a line of rhino dust and saunters back to Izzy. “All the more reason to have a hit.” He circles Izzy languidly, finger held out in mock invitation. “It’ll perk you back up in a jiffy.”

    He stops circling in front of Izzy, eyes blown wide and dark. “Open your mouth, dog.” It’s not a suggestion.'

     

    Raid 89 by NonTimereTenebrous

     

    'Somebody chose to cover Frenchie’s eyes instead of his ears, and ever since he’s wondered: is seeing a thing worse than hearing it?'

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    Or, Frenchie eavesdrops outside of the Captain's cabin, and ends up adding another image to the box at the back of his mind.

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    Stede searches for Ed.

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    A look into the thoughts and feelings of Israel Hands as he watched his hero unravel at the beginning of season 2 and he slowly began to realize that it was - at least partially - his fault.

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    A brave little trickle of longing makes itself known in Ed’s chest. The shriek eats it.

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    A brave little trickle of longing makes itself known in Ed’s chest. The shriek eats it.

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    Season 2 from Ed's POV.

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    When Stede leaves Ed with more than just a broken bond and a broken promise to run off to China, what’s left of Ed’s will to go on crumbles away. Izzy and his crew struggle with the need to care for the expecting omega as he refuses to acknowledge his condition. Meanwhile, Stede struggles to find a way to reunite with his mate. When the pup comes, everything changes.

    until it’s time to see the light, i’ll make my own with you each night,
    i’ll kidnap all the stars and i will keep them in your eyes
    i’ll wrap them up in velvet twine and hang them from a fishing line,
    so i can see them anytime i like

    S2 inspired mpreg omega!ed, alpha!izzy & alpha!stede

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    "Would you like to talk about it?" Bonnet asked, but he was already settling back against the railing, leaning into his space. Izzy sighed, feeling his walls crumble.
    "I dreamt that you killed me."

    Izzy has a nightmare. Stede help him talk it through.

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    Izzy isn't sorry. He did what he had to do to get his captain back, damn it. He's not sorry. He's just...tired.
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    A look at what's happening on the Revenge a few weeks after the Season One Finale

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    With Blackbeard in his Kraken Era, Izzy is being tortured daily. The crew can't save him but maybe they can help a bit.

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    To sail with Blackbeard Izzy would put himself through much worse, he tells himself again and again.

    How much worse, though, he doesn't know he can handle.

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    “Go on.” Ed pulls the dagger free and stabs it down again. “You know Blackbeard hates waiting.”

    “I…” Izzy can’t do it, can’t form the words. He wants to close his eyes, but finds the letter emblazoned on his mind, a searing brand. Things he’s thought of but never said aloud, as though somebody found that reassuring boy in the hammock and asked him who makes his heart sing.

    “I… love… ” God, he does, but this isn’t right. Izzy blinks blood out of his eyes and speaks his secrets into existence. “I love…  everything… about you.” '

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    Or, Izzy fishes a message in a bottle out of the sea. His first instinct is to take it to Ed. But his morose Captain no longer believes in fairytales.

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    “That’s it, that’s another toe.” Edward’s voice is sharp as a blade and cold as steel. “Take your boot off.”
    Izzy looks up at him, searching for—what, he does not know.
    Mercy?
    There’s no chance in Hell, just like there wasn’t the first three times Ed said these words to him.

    Blackbeard takes another toe.

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    How Ed and Izzy got into piracy,

    and…

    How Izzy got his closest friend to hate him.

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    Izzy groans when Frenchie lifts him, his eyes glassy with pain. When those eyes roll up to Frenchie’s face, Izzy wraps bloody fingers in the collar of his shirt and tries to pull their faces closer together.

    “Just make it quick. Please.” His voice is flayed, unfit for even the most basic of pleasantries.

    Frenchie shushes him, thinks about telling him it’s gonna be alright but doesn’t want to lie. The blood is starting to soak into his sleeves, and he knows if he doesn’t move quickly he’ll be leaving a trail to wherever he’s taking Izzy behind him.

    It’s that thought, and the worry attached to it, that makes him realize what he’s already decided to do.

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    “That’s it, that’s another toe.” Edward’s voice is sharp as a blade and cold as steel. “Take your boot off.”
    Izzy looks up at him, searching for—what, he does not know.
    Mercy?
    There’s no chance in Hell, just like there wasn’t the first three times Ed said these words to him.

    Blackbeard takes another toe.

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    While scraping together money for a new ship, Stede indulges in a few pairs of silk stockings to wear secretly under his clothes; the sensory experience makes him feel less unmoored as he searches for the most wanted man in the Caribbean.

    Following their reunion, Ed and Stede are reconnecting but trying to take it slow—until the night of Calypso’s Birthday, when Ed discovers Stede’s secret stockings. Ed shows Stede just how much he likes them and Stede.

    AKA: a profile of Stede Bonnet’s preferred sensory experiences.

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