16 Works in Edward Nygma Being an Idiot

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    Riddler and Scarecrow stay at a motel during their long drive back to Gotham after Edward saved Jonathan from himself. They each realise something about themselves they never noticed before.
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    A scene rewrite from the Codotverse/Rogues! The Podcast.

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    Rumor has it that Mayor Cobblepot has a crush. Being a good chief of staff, Ed just has to figure out who it is.

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    Edward celebrates his 70th Birthday after officially retiring and moving to England with his dear old friend Oswald Cobblepot. After five years living together, the two seem to be on the brink of moving to the next stage of their relationship or has Edward completely misread the room?

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    "Oswald, I need a favour!".

    "No!".

    Without even looking up from the paperwork spread across his desk, Oswald's tone was dismissive.

    "You don't even know what it is yet".

    "I don't care, my answer is still no Ed, go away".

    A low chuckle eminated from his office door. Forcing him to look up. He spluttered at the sight before him.

    Edward was standing in front of his desk, his expression imploring. He was also standing smug, grin firmly in place at his office door.

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    E. Nygma: obsessive compulsive with split personalities, narcissistic to the point of insecure—childhood trauma contributing to need for approval from authority. Highly receptive to therapy. Rehabilitation likely.

     

    I'm hesitating, only to fall. I’m waiting, I'm hating everyone. Could it be you fell for me, or any possible similarity? You never knew me at all, but I see you.

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    I can’t explain it, I’m more than just jaded. You ask if I mind, then you’re right there and it’s not fair. I know I never said it, but I thought that you’d figure it out.

     

     

    Edward and Oswald have a complicated relationship, partially due to the fact that there’s always something else more important happening. Maybe it’s a crazy clown man building an army of crazy clowns to make a crazy clown circus, maybe it’s the crazy clown man’s crazy clown twin brother blowing up the bridges connecting Gotham to the mainland. Maybe it’s because one of them was always trying to kill the other, not because they wanted to, but because it was out of habit by now, something to do to avoid whatever feelings were populating between the two of them.

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    “Ten years is a hell of a long time, Ed.”

    Oswald Cobblepot hasn’t seen Edward Nashton in 10 years, and the riddle obsessed bastard decides to take residency in Gotham General after graduation. It goes about as well as you think.

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    The whole situation was so surreal. Oswald had zoned out the entirety of their limo ride back home. He barely even noticed that Ed had the driver stop at the winery to procure a bottle of Château Margaux. It looked expensive but, based on how Edward pulled it out of his jacket, he likely stole it. Typical Ed Nygma behaviour. Oh... Ed Nygma-COBBLEPOT behaviour. That was going to take some getting used to.

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    Ed and Oswald have a moment of Realization.

    ***this is just something I wrote in like 10 minutes because I was bored so yeah. Sorry if the boys seem Out of character and what not.

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    “Shall we get to work?”

    “Yes. I think we shou-” was all Oswald could say before falling forward.

    “Oswald!” Ed managed to catch Os by the shoulders.

    Ed had noticed the blood that was pooling out from underneath Oswald's bandage during his tantrum about the submarine. But what he hadn't noticed was the sudden fever. He thought Oswald was a bit too warm during their hug but now, holding him as his unbandaged eye glazes over, he becomes all too aware just how hot and unbearably pale he was.

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    The most brilliant minds are often blinded by the most obvious truths.

     

    I just rewrote 5x10...kinda

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    Season 3 canon divergence AU where Oswald doesn't act like a complete buffoon and actually keeps his shit together, except for reasons out of his control Isabella survives anyway. Things only go downhill from there. Edward is an oblivious fool for most of this story. Pining and angst ensue, but with a happy ending, i promise.

    "«You are right... someone shot her. I need to find out who, and make them pay.» Edward said, suddenly seeming to find his motivation. Finally, Oswald thought, he sounded like his old self.
    Oswald couldn't have been happier to hear this. This was exactly what he had been waiting for, the next step of the plan, even if the first one hadn't gone the way he wanted. There was no reason why this part shouldn't still work. Even with Isabella fighting between life and death, Ed and Oswald could still bond over revenge."

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    Ed doesn't realize his feelings until Oswald's blood is on his hands

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    Lee proposes an idea. To get Ed to leave her be, she needs to be in another relationship.
    Thompkeanweek Day 2: Fake Relationship

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    Ed "I don't get lost" Nygma and Oswald get lost in the tunnels beneath Gotham city.

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