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    Reaching for a candy bar, Eddie’s hand closed around something warm and wiry. Looking over slowly, all eight eyes of the spider met his gaze. Eddie screamed and threw the spider out the open passenger side window.

    “No, no, fuck no!” Eddie rolled up the windows as though it might try to climb back in.

    Taking a few deep breaths, Eddie met his own eyes in the rearview mirror.

    “IT is dead and if IT wasn’t it would do a lot fucking worse than torment me with an immortal spider. It’s… it’s just trauma or something.”

    The spider leapt out of his backseat roughly six hours later and he nearly caused a four car pile up with his swerving. Eventually he managed to trap it in an empty soda cup in a move that included spilling gummy worms across the seats and holding the wheel steady with his knee to free up his hand.

    “I swear to god if you come out of that cup, I’ll throw you out of the car again. I don’t give a fuck if it’s littering. I’ll pay the fine.”

     

    Eddie Kaspbrak wakes up in the collapsing sewers by himself, not nearly as dead as the other Losers thought him to be, not happy to find himself left behind, and not quite alone either. OR Eddie Kaspbrak and the spider that just won’t die.

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    When Eddie's sister is chosen for the Hunger Games, he volunteers under the guise of a woman. He has to keep this facade up in order to not be executed, but when he gets too close to one of the Careers, how is he supposed to do that? And how is he of all people supposed to win?

    The title is from a Madds Buckley song, DogBird

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    Eddie Kaspbrak-Byers, who lives in Derry, Maine with his mom, Sonia Kaspbrak-Byers and dad, Lonnie Kaspbrak-Byers, finds out that his family isn't all that it seems. Constantly having to find different ways to distract himself, he finds out that his dad is keeping a big secret from him. And that his mom may or may not be in on it.

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    trashmouth (17:42): you know, it would be GREAT if you answered my texts so we could talk about what happened

     

    eddie (18:19): cry about it

     

     

    Richie and Eddie find themselves in a difficult situation when Eddie ends up sitting on top of Richie and creating an unpleasant atmosphere between the two.

    Little did they know that this was just the tip of the iceberg of what would happen next.

    richie x eddie // modern AU (?)

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    Some people (some turtles) find theirselves in a house..that they can’t leave for some reason.. the windows or doors won’t break or open .. until they hear a strange voice that they can’t see it tells them to do stuff.. they have to listen to be sent back to where they came from..

    Or

    A bunch of my comfort characters and fav characters stuck in a room at my bay ! :3

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    After his childhood best friend (that he was definitely not in love with) died while saving him from a demon clown monster, Eddie Kaspbrak has been fine.

    He doesn't know why everyone keeps checking on him, he's fine.

    It's not like he was closer to Richie than anyone else for any particular reason.

    Leave him alone! He's fine! (He is so not fine.)
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    Richie dies saving Eddie, and Eddie is really upset about it. He tries to kill himself because the guilt eats him alive, but oh no, Richie is alive? Eddie is really embarrassed about what happened and he begs the losers to lie to Richie about why he's in the hospital. Some of them are better at lying than others.
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    This is a dark comedy about suicide, so please proceed with caution if you choose to read it.

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    He would have never believed Eddie Kaspbrak to ever be a father. Yet here he was. Parenthood makes him sound so… grown up. Reminds Richie once more that in the last twenty-seven years he’s barely matured, and has never gotten over his issues of intimacy or settling down.

    When Eddie is succumb to his injuries, Richie wants nothing more than to help him. Support him. And so he stays at their house to help around. And he stays for months.

    PROMPT: Eddie is a single parent with a daughter and he and Richie accidentally start co-parenting

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    ‘Eddie, only Shar can make you well. You have to believe in her, remember? Believe in Shar.’

     

    “No, no, no.” He buried his face into his hands, “Don’t listen to her. Don’t listen to her.”

     

    “I thought I’d find you here.” A familiar voice muttered behind him. Eddie barely turned around, knowing who it was and being honestly unsure about whether or not he wanted to speak to him.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak had serious anger issues.

    He knew this. A lot of people had told him this.

    He decided that he hated Richie. And Richie did nothing to ease his hatred. In fact, the more Eddie’s fire lit under him, the more amused Richie was, and then that would make Eddie furious, and the cycle continued.

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    billionaire: i feel like eddie is the kinda guy to use one of those 5 in one highlighter thingys

    billionaire: do u kno what im talking ab?

    queen bee: he's literally using one as i'm typing this

    edmundo: HEY I LIKE TO KEEP ORGANIZED WHEN TAKING NOTES

    stan: sometimes i question all of your sanities.

    pickle rick: my phone kept going off, who´s dying

    stan: my patience

     

    DISCONTINUED!!

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    So when its just them, here and now in the comfort of his basement, and he blurts out the stupidest thing he's ever said, he shouldn't be blamed too much.

    “I wanna move in with you.”

    Eddie spills his drink all over the comic book he’s reading, then glares at Richie.

    “What the fuck dude?"

     

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    Riche can’t stop thinking about what it’d be like to live with Eddie.

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    Now, in that moment, he had no idea what had come over him. The second the man walked onto that stage, with a lopsided grin and the fashion sense of a cheap Hawaiian tourist, Eddie had thought: he’s attractive. Why him, it didn’t make any sense.

    But as he spoke, at one point he scratched at his five o’clock shadow with a grin, and there was a flex to his arm. It was soft, but there was muscle there too, layered with hair and connected to a wide hand with slender, calloused fingers and bitten down nails and oh.

    In that moment Eddie knew, he just might be gay.

    He didn’t understand it. Why him?

    Prompt: Eddie has a crush on the celebrity Richie Tozier and then he realizes who Richie Tozier is

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    The guy didn’t seem to pick up on Eddie’s discomfort, or he just didn’t care. He leaned in even closer, his voice dropping slightly, like he was about to say something confidential. “So, what’s your take on all the gossip then? The stuff about you two in the magazines?”

     

    Eddie’s heart sank. Of fucking course. He’d been trying to forget about all that shit for one night, just one fucking night, and now this guy had to bring it up.

    Or: Eddie feels insecure about how the public sees him in his and Richie’s relationship.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak was invited to the wedding of his best friends, Beverly and Ben. Unfortunately for him, he had a slight falling out with them a year and a half before this. He knows that despite the friendly attitudes of most of his old friends, one Richie Tozier won't be too excited to see him.

    Eddie and Richie found themselves in an argument, creating tension between them for almost two years. Now they have to face that tension to avoid screwing up their best friend's wedding.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is the finest of Derry High. Straight A student and the perfect example to everyone of the ideal person to be. Eddie has his whole life planned ahead of him. Specific moves that are intricately structured with the perfect opportunities to lead him to the top. Eddie is the fucking poster boy of perfection.

    But unfortunately, nobody is perfect. And when a certain someone threatens the spot on top that Eddie has reserved for himself, the ugly side of him unleashes, and things get... messy.

    Let's just say that Eddie Kaspbrak would do anything for his reputation. And that includes befriending a complete moron, despite it's challenges.

    And it's challenges... are a fucking lot. But he's willing to get his hands dirty for the deed.

    As they all say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

     

    Or, alternatively:

     

    Eddie has to soon realize that life isn't just dots and dashes and letters and numbers. People are people, and life is bigger than he's ever known before.

    Now, if there's one class Eddie hasn't taken that he desperately needs a lesson in, it's Ethics 101.

     

    hopefully this sounds interesting, welcome to Ethics 101

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    The day Eddie left New York, it snowed.

    Mid-January. 1am. The shittiest flight he could’ve found—but the earliest. It had only been a week prior when Eddie had called Richie with a hoarse throat and tears pricking his eyes. He had spilled out his guts in the form of quiet, rushed post-divorce confessions that had been stewing and festering maliciously within him for the past year, expecting the worst: expecting the apocalypse, expecting the gates of Hell themselves to crack open beneath his feet and engulf him whole. Expecting Richie, angry, to hang up and never call again. Why would he want to stay friends with an alcoholic? With someone who’d let his life go up in shambles at the first signs of imperfection?

    Instead he had gotten an invitation to California. A one-way flight. And his whole life packed up before his eyes and shipped out in a mere seven days.

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    in which eddie gets ready to move to california and spirals into self-doubt.

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    He’s in the middle of tweeting about his little exchange with the cashier when he hears the tell-tail laughter of Eddie Kaspbrak somewhere off in the distance. He looks up from his phone and straight ahead across the shop he sees Eddie talking to someone.

    Which would be fine if it weren’t some fucking guy.

    The guy is definitely not Eddie’s type, but Richie still feels a not so pleasant fire burning in his chest and a sour taste in his mouth.

    Okay so maybe he’s a little jealous, and what about it? You can’t arrest him for that, go away.

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    Or, Richie is just...reaally bad at expressing his feelings and is a jealous little shit.

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    Hawk tuah :p

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    “Hey, Sunshine!” Richie yelled as he hopped across the ledge towards Reverie. Reverie’s face brightened as he saw Richie coming close to him, then sighed as he seemed to notice what he had said.

    “I thought we had this conversation last night. Sunshine is just argumentatively not a good nickname for me.” Rev said, crossing his arms and glaring at Richie. Richie just smiled goofily, thrilled to be back out in the air with Reverie.

    “But it’s always sunshine when I see you, Rev! My day just brightens up. I’m like those happy ass families on those allergy commercials.” Richie began singing loudly, “I can see clearly now the rain is goneeee!” Richie put his arms on Reveries’ shoulders and pulled his body tighter to him.

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    Richie Toizer yearns for Eddie Kaspbrak, but he’s good at feelings.

    Eddie Kaspbrak yearns for Richie Toizer, but he’s bad at feelings.

    Or,

    If Casual and Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan had a baby and made it Reddie

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