9 Works in Dwalin is So Done (Tolkien)

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    Bilbo Baggins is perfectly happy with his life, thank you very much. He does not have - and has never had - any desires to go on adventures - awful things, make you late for supper, he always says. With this said, it stands to reason that Bilbo still does not desire to go on an adventure when Gandalf the Grey strolls up to him one morning and asks him if he would like to join him. Apparently Gandalf didn’t hear his very clear ‘no’, because later that same night, Bilbo is rudely interrupted from his supper by a company of thirteen dwarves, of all things - lead by the most pompous, ill-tempered creature Bilbo has ever met, and it doesn’t surprise the hobbit in the least when he learns this dwarf happens to be a king - because really, he would be, wouldn’t he? Looking down at Bilbo like he’s dirt on the bottom of his iron boots. And then he has the absolute gall to order Bilbo about in his own home! The cheek of it! In fact, Bilbo Baggins decides - he WILL go on this adventure, if only to prove to Thorin Stick-Up-The-Arse Oakenshield that he is not the holy creature he so clearly believes himself to be!

    The First Book in a Series. Ends just before the Dwarves and Bilbo leave Rivendell.

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    "What..." Dwalin breathed out as a flash flickered in the doorway, halting Bilbo from exiting fully and drawing everyone’s attention.

    There, in the gaping maw of the throne room's doorway stood Dwalin, older, hair shorter than they had ever seen it, grey as Balin’s. Tattoos covered him heavily, ones that told tales that were confusing to them all, ones that their Burglar only seemed to recognise. Balin staggered though as his brothers-doppelganger's eyes landed on him, the sheer grief in them.

    "I tried." Bilbo uttered tired, body sagging and it seemed like he had aged a hundred years before their very eyes. "He refused to listen. I'm sorry Nadad, but I cannot go through another life like the last… We don’t have much time Dwalin."

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    With a sudden collapse in the mines of Iron Hills, Thorin sets into a short travel to his cousin’s domain to help. With their marriage celebrations coming in just a few months, Bilbo has to stay in Erebor to organize everything. Cue to 3 weeks of pure torture of Thorin missing his husband and making this everyone’s problem.
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    in which Royal Consort Bilbo pretends to steal from Thorin just to see him.

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    It’s three months after the Battle of Five Armies. As Bilbo travels from Erebor back to the Shire in the company of two trusted dwarves, one of said dwarves blurts out how Thorin feels about him. Will Bilbo change his mind and turn around?

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    The company decides to stop by a rather odd town, hoping to hire the finest and fastest sailor they have in order to sail to Erebor quicker, little did they know, their young burglar would end up finding someone rather intriguing who just so happens to be the Dwarf the company needs.
    All of a sudden, they have very reserved feelings about seeking this stranger's help.

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    A modern woman wakes up in Middle Earth, unable to speak the language, with no idea what's happened or what she should do, when she falls in with Thorin's Company on the way to reclaim Erebor.

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    “Do you enjoy tormenting me Bilbo?”

    Thorin sounds wrecked, and okay, maybe Dwalin is right, and Bilbo does in fact have a mean streak in him, because his first thought when he sees the desperate haze over Thorin’s eyes is; more.

    He wants to see more.

    Or; Bilbo denies Thorin sex until he's fully healed, and what commences is an epic battle of "who breaks first?"

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    Dwalin could handle a lot, but being ostracized by his One was not one of them. When he went to confront Throin about it, he did not think things would go this sideways.

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    And if he did love Nori, it would be for parts he had taken and warped in his head, stitching them back together to create a version of the thief that would do what he said or love him back.

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