Dubious Cameos
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“Do you,” Forest Ranger begins, equally mortified, “realise how strange that sounds?”
“No?” Kaveh chuckles nervously, “It's completely fair! It's inconvenient to kill somebody you're sharing a house with, look. One, I would have to do the dishes all by myself, two, I would have to pay his rent, and three, I wouldn't get a good night's rest. And it's mutually beneficial too. We agreed to not try killing each other at home because he said he'd have to pay off the rent alone and the mess and my funeral.”
The crickets buzz around them loudly and silence is orchestrating, like this. A minute and then two and —
“... Kaveh? Is that you?”
Wherein Tighnari is mortified, Cyno is fairly confused, Kaveh desperately needs a job and Alhaitham—well, he's on a self-realization journey(?).
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offer me my deathless death by I_chew_icecreams
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Oct 2023
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“That is not how you talk to your husband,” Kaveh grumbles, “How ever we got married, with the certificate still between us. But do say—are you proposing to me?”
“Have you lost all your critical thinking, Kaveh?”
He humours him. “Seeing that you seem to have a good ton of it,” Kaveh says, “Surely you wouldn’t mind enlightening me? Are you proposing that I marry you, Alhaitham?”
“No, since clearly,” Alhaitham replies, steady, “I seem to have already done that years ago. However as you so much lack rationality and Nahida’s parent-teacher conference is next week, what I am saying is that we shall get remarried by this week itself.”
Or, the self-indulgent immortals AU wherein I speedrun to their marriage(s) in a millennium