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    What are you? a robot, a witch? maybe nothing?
    worth loving? no, not really.
    but perhaps with some help, that will change

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    2/4
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    13
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    The Toy Soldier, never having been a person like the others, never understood death.

    To it, death is just what happens when people stop working and have to wait a bit to work again.

    After all, The Mechanisms always came back after they died. Why should that change?

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    1/1
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    24
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    Unused yet tattered streamers lay haphazardly about, and the smells of fresh (and burnt) cake waft from the kitchen. The Aurora hums in content, laughter reverberating throughout the halls. There's not much else to do but celebrate at a time like this!

    Even though uneasiness runs deep when you're an immortal space pirate always running, moments like these always bring a cheer to the air.

    "We are so happy to have you, The Toy Soldier."

    or; ts birthday party (preperation) because it deserves it! featuring pre-airlocking shenanigans and chaos brought to you by jonny d'ville and the toy soldier (poor brian).

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    8
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    28
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    "“I swear to fuck, TS,” he said, and Jonny and Ashes started laughing.
    “Yes, my dear Brian?” it asked, batting its eyes innocently.
    “You gave me spKool-Aid rather than spWD-40. You filled me with octokittens. What next?”
    “Okay, Brian, you filled my room with balloons, hid my things and lied about how many there were missing, and filled my pockets, hat, and bed with spglitter and spconfetti. Do you have anything to say for yourself?”"

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    6
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    24
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    3
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    78
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    Brian paints and The Toy Soldier joins him

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    1/1
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    6
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    25
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    170
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    Daisy Wells and Hazel Wong are dragged to one of Lord and Lady Hastings business meetings. But something doesn't add up...

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    2
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    15
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    2
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    178
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    The Toy Soldier loves to make its friends happy! And what better way to do that than to bake them cookies? (as it turns out, lots of things. Lots of things would have been better than baking them cookies)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    80
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    17
    Hits:
    377
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    The Toy Soldier did not give in to peer pressure. That's not how The Toy Soldier works.

    An exploration of Dr. Pilchard's fundamental misunderstanding of The Toy Soldier and how it hurt The Toy Soldier in ways that probably don't make a lot of sense.

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    901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    661
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    The Toy Soldier is patched up, and a Discussion is had regarding its desire for a new heart.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    454
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    “So now Maureen thinks that Jessica needs a baby,” The Toy Soldier explains to Brian, chopping the onion on the cutting board in front of it vigorously. “Which is obviously not true, what would Jessica even do with a baby? She doesn’t even exist most of the time.”

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    471
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    “What’s that noise?” he asks, and she tells him, as gently as she can.
    “It’s your heart, Jonny, your new heart”, she says, holding his hand and watching him frown in confusion.
    “Oh.”


    Collection of my tiny Mechtober ficlets, a mix from both prompt lists.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    96
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    78
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    12
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    687
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    The Toy Soldier doesn't know if it has a heart. It doesn't know if it wants one. It doesn't know if that makes it a person. It doesn't think it wants to know.

    --

    Please mind the tags!!

    Series
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    764
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    Brian has an existential crisis about whether he is real, The Toy Soldier helps him. Later The Toy Soldier is questioning itself and goes to Brian, they find solance in the other.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    75
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    9
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    293
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    The Hanged Man has been a part of Camelot for as long as anyone who cares to consider it can remember.

    He wants to-
    He wants-

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Brian throws his hands down on the armrests of the pilot’s chair, before finally turning to face the Toy Soldier. “Alright. I’ll bite. Why are you pretending to sneeze?”

    “I Have No Idea What You’re Talking About,” it insists, before fake-sneezing again. It’s not even imitating the sound of a sneeze, just yelling “achoo” at the top of its nonexistent lungs.

    (Whumptober Day 24: sensory deprivation; Mechtober Day 22-24: clockwork)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    887
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    How TS joined the mechanisms

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    522
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    The Toy Soldier reflects on the loss of the closest thing it would ever have to a family.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    261
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    Logically, Brian knew he wasn’t alone in the pilots' seat. Did that stop his mechanical brain from thinking about it while staring into the depths of space? No. Not at all. Thanks brain.

    (brian angst brain angst)

    Language:
    English
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    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    285
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    Drumbot Brian and the Toy Soldier have regular tea parties to talk about the intricacies of being not exactly organic. This is the origin story of this particular tradition, of how they became friends.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    324
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    Brian interacting with the crew of the Aurora, but sad. Because they’re all sad and also Brian needs a hug.

    Title from autoclave by the mountain goats

    Language:
    English
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    4,161
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,114

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