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    AU Lyricist!Five is famous for being the author of some of the biggest hits in the music industry over the last decade. But when Drummer!Lila challenges him to write a love song, he finds himself staring at a blank page.

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    A time traveler walks into a apocalypse. A girl survived the astroid. Sounds like a start to a bad joke, right?
    They meet and the bad joke starts.
    🌄🥘☄️
    Their hands inch closer to eachother, the pinkies almost touching but not quite.
    "I feel like we've been here before." He whispers.
    She shifts and says," What do you think would've happen if we never met?"
    "What's life, if not spent with you?" He quoted, and she laughed ugly and loud.
    "That's so cheesy."

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    And if I only could
    I'd make a deal with God
    And I'd get him to swap our places
    I'd be running up that road
    Be running up that hill
    With no problems

     

    In which Dolores Hargreeves has escaped death one too many times and God finally extracts her revenge. But, Dolores isn't called the Word Shaker for nothing so she enacts a plan to return to the land of the living.

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    In the beginning, there were three. Beauty, Grace, and Five. Later known as Grace Hargreeves, the first woman, Klaus Hargreeves, the first man, and Number Five, the first number to exist at the beginning of time.

    And before that?

    We think god began with Hawtrey Holo. On Day 1, she was the most powerful artificial intelligence in the galaxy.

    But only those who live will see.

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    One family, consisting of six survived the apocalypse. Now, looking at the fandom and work this story is about, you may think that this will be the story of The Umbrella Academy Siblings and their survival and struggle in the new apocalyptic world. This author regrets to inform you it's not. Five finds their bodies in the ruins, lifeless, unmoving, and most surprisingly, intact.

    In fact, now he thinks about it, all the bodies that he has found are intact, which is not how he thought the apocalypse would leave the world, not vaporised and uninhabitable, but he seems to be able to quite easily live, excluding the lack of resources, food, water, ash, extreme weather, and, well, he means to say the air is breathable.

    So who survived? Well, in reality, obsidian is easily broken by human action and can also be worn down by the weather. This would make it a terrible substance to build with. So why is the Hotel Obsidian the only building left standing? and, even more confusing, how the hell did a 65-year-old bellman, four siblings, all not yet over the age of 18, and a small pug, all miraculously alive and unharmed.

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    What if a mother was a bit too obsessed with the Umbrella Academy, and what if her son was born on october 1st, 1989, from an unusually short pregnancy?

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    “Don’t bother to wait up for me. I’ll be with Vanya” He locked eyes with Luther. “And if I get back with her and there is even a hint of some drug or chokehold or fucking cage, Luther, I will use whatever it is on you instead. Don’t think I don’t know what happened at the mansion.”

    Luther frowned. “She’s dangerous, Five, you saw what happened—”

    Five scoffed. “Ever think maybe she was only dangerous because of your mistakes, O’ Wise Leader? I’ve killed a lot of people, Luther. As I told you before. Murderers, innocents, adults, children.”

    Everyone's eyes were wide. Ah, he hadn’t really explained that to anyone but Luther yet, had he?

    “I did it to save my family." Five knew his face must have looked positively manic, but he didn't particularly care. "I don’t know where you got the idea that Vanya wasn’t included in that family, but you’d best get it out of your head because it’s going to result in you back on the moon—this time with no way back down.”

    ...

    Five had worked hard to get to grow up with his siblings. He'd be damned if he let it all slip away now simply because his siblings possessed the emotional intelligence of rocks.

    He had a concert to get to.

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    losing yourself in the apocalypse can be a hard thing. luckily, you're not all that alone.

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    Dolores is a mannequin. Dolores is a reflection of himself. Dolores is a friend. Dolores is the only other person he has in the ruins of what used to be the world.

    Dolores is exactly as real as Five needs her to be.

    In which Five meets Dolores, one month into the apocalypse.

    backpacks's whumptober 2024
    No. 4: Hallucinations

    rarepair propaganda hours
    Inflicting angst onto the rare pairs (platonic or romantic) of different fandoms.

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    It was too perfect. For the first time in over forty years, there was so much on the horizon for him that had absolutely nothing to do with giving himself a migraine over dead-end equations and scouring the area to find something to eat.

    This deal could be as horrible as it wants to be. He could regret this for every second he’s signed. He would know exactly what would happen every day if he stayed. A life spent wasting away in isolation is just that: wasted.

    tl;dr: Commission Agent-era Five experiences The Horrors (tm) (not ben)

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    “What,” she repeated coldly, “did he do to my son.”

    “He implanted the device into his brain,”  Pogo said wearily. “And it performed as it was meant to. It disrupted Master Five’s sense of time. It also activated whenever he instinctively attempted time travel, blocking the synapses that would, in essence, complete the circuit and allow him that ability.”

    “So what you’re saying,” Efa said, “is that Hargreeves permanently crippled him.” When Pogo opened his mouth to protest, she waved a dismissive hand at him. “All for the good of the world, yes, I get it. You forget, I got a taste of my son’s abilities moments after his birth. I’ve had a lot of time to ponder the implications of what he can do. And you need to understand that the only reason I handed my son over was because I am all too aware that he might not have survived beyond infanthood in my care. And yet you tell me that you believe that he attempted time travel into the future. Why would he do that if he knew he was literally, physically incapable of using his powers in that way?”

    Doctor Pogo gazed at her solemnly and didn’t answer.

    “You didn’t tell him,” she said, anger once again stirring within her. “He didn’t know about the implant.”

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    Five is chronologically challenged.

    Ever since he was five years old, Five has been time travelling uncontrollably to different points in his and Klaus’ lives - whether he has experienced them already or not. The displacements were mostly harmless when he was a child, and an older Klaus would sneak him out for doughnuts - but they became a lot more important after he stranded himself in the apocalypse, figuring out how to survive, and how to stop it all from ever happening.

    Or: How would Five’s survival in the apocalypse, and his mission to save his family, be affected if he couldn’t control his time-travelling?

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    Five has so many questions to ask God, he’s not really sure where to begin.

     

    He expected their death to be a nothingness, the absence of self after being unpicked from the fabric of time and space. His mind finally quieting after years of thrashing and fighting like a fish caught in a net. Discovering whether going quietly into that gentle night was not a surrender but a dissolving. In the Greek myths their father used to make them memorise, sometimes people turned into stars. He’s often wondered what kind of constellation he would be. Five little white hot coals burning in the sky, Quintus pueri. Boy, the fifth.

    Klaus is God's favourite, so of course all eight of them end up in the afterlife once the Cleanse resets the world.

    Cast adrift in heaven, Five is finally allowed to grieve, to contemplate the weight of the lifetimes he has lived and the things he has done. They have saved the world – but at what cost? Wandering through different versions of heaven, he plays chess and fights with God, reconciles with his family, and attempts to build a home for himself.

    (An imagining of a possible future post-S4, mostly gen).

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    Five needs to save the world from apocalypse, deal with his dysfunctional family, and avoid being killed while taking care of his daughter, Dolores. Five has to do all of this in 14 year old body. Wish him luck!

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    In a moment, Five realizes that his surroundings are nothing like what they were when he closed his eyes.

    Has he done it? Did he jump in space as well as time, or was the building just… whatever this place is? Perhaps some kind of research laboratory? Some of the panels seem not unlike the many contraptions that his father has.

    But no, no, it — there’s something deep in a corner of his brain that knows that this isn’t the case, like his internal compass is pinging an error message.

    ***


    An attempt to jump out of the Apocalypse finds Five aboard the TARDIS instead, much to the bewilderment of all involved.

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    He lifted a chunk of rock, and almost dropped it again when he saw what was under it.

    A dog.

    No, not a dog. A puppy, barely a month or two old, all squirmy limbs and closed eyes. A lump was beside her—already fully decayed—presumably the mother.

    Pushing the rock to the side, Five reached out towards the dog and picked it up, cradling it to his chest almost reverently.

    It—he gave a glance downwards—she was so warm. Even in the past, he had never had much contact. So, having a living, breathing being this close again after over a month of isolation, was startling.

    He was snapped out of his trance by a weird feeling on his finger, which the dog was suckling on.

    Oh. She was hungry.

    Five tucked her closer to his chest and set off for supplies.

    -

    Or, this time around, Five has company during his stay in the apocalypse.

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    This story picks up where the Same Weird Family - New Weird Timeline story left off.

    Post S2, the siblings are stuck in an alternate version of 2019 where the Umbrella Academy doesn't exist. The first few days were filled with dramatic confrontations with the Sparrows, and with each other. Now, Five must deal with a summons from Reginald himself, as well as figure out how to finally get his family home.

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    Five finds himself struggling to solve the apocalypse, and not quite caring about his own needs. He won't care until everything is back to normal.
    Afterall, situations like this are the main reason he listens to his mind when it blocks out his body.

    After giving in to a slight sting of hunger, Five finds himself accidentally facing something he dreaded: Vulnerability. And Klaus's unknowingly drugged brownies, but that was unimportant. Sort of.

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    Just Gracey (Lila and Diego's daughter) and her Uncle Five together.

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    This is an ongoing collection of my Five Hargreeves fanart hand draw sketches and in the later chapters, my more recent graphic art. Some of these are posted within stories I have written or are in stories I have been involved in or did as gifts to another author.

    Newest art is featured in the most recent chapter posted. ~hit VIEW ENTIRE WORK to zip through my madness faster 😂

    If you like Five, then you may like my attempts at capturing him in his many charming moods, and awesome hair styles, as he travels back and forth through time, and tries to survive his crazy life.

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