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    Focalors closes her eyes as she played her part in the most magnifecent play of all Teyvat. She lets herself go as she excepts death... But she opens her eyes to find a mirror lending her a hand asking her to fix the broken. Allowing her to partly become what she adores the most, a human.

    Will she be able to help them or will she too fall into the dark magic..?

    !!!IMPORTANT!!!!
    The reason I rated this mature is because of the violence etc in it. There is absolutely no NSFW in this story.

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    After 6 years of being away and training, Ace is finally back. He’s ready to take Twisted Wonderland by storm. Going to Night Raven College is a good start.

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    Y/N L/N, the secret daughter of the Candy Witch.
    One day, she accidentally jumps worlds and ends up at an all-boys school for magic.
    Can she successfully hide her identity as a girl and not have her unique looks give her away?

    This is a Twisted Wonderland X Reader story for the Prologue book in TWST.
    This will use stuff from both the game (Japanese and English) as well as the manga (English only).

    All characters in this story belong to their rightful owners.

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    When Yuu fell into the world of Twisted Wonderland, they were immensely confused. They didn't know where they were, and what to do, or even where they came from. At first, they were met with snide comments and glares at their very presence. But as time went on, and people warmed up to them, they found them-self wanted. They felt accepted, and loved. And Yuu loved right back.

    Or...
    Yuu's story of living - and loving.

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    You are tired of being Crowley’s excuse for him to slack off.

    You’re not some fairy made to help the school or a teacher he can brush work off on. The fact that you’re an adult who got brought to a high school does not give him permission to burden you with becoming a therapist for his students when he forced you to be one of their peers. Crowley needs to take responsibility for himself if he wants you to treat him like the headmage he claims to be, and yet he still hasn’t even thought of a way to possibly get you home -knowing him, he’s not trying because he’s hoping you’ll give up on going home and agree to being a free counselor.

    You will not let him keep this up.

    You’re not a parent, teacher, therapist, assistant, secretary, savior— anything. You are only a magicless human who is tired of his shit and when the time is right, you will make him pay for the stress and suffering he’s dropped into your lap.

    If Crowley can get away with using you to take his stress, surely you can return the hurt to him, right?

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    yuu: whoever stole 2500 madols from my wallet give it back you fucking asshole before i go on a manhunt
    yuu: ace trappola i am talking about YOU

    D for degenerate: on GOD it was not me

    yuu: yeah? come say it my face. rn.

    D for degenerate: um
    D for degenerate: i plead my right of silence

    yuu: doesn’t work this isn’t a court
    yuu: i am T minus 5 mins in ur direction

     

    Or, Yuu, the forensic psychologist (student) is trying his best, and although therapists usually don't use tactics interrogators use, they still work, so whatever.

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    Waking up in a land where the stories you've grown up with are fact and not fiction would send anyone into a downward spiral. Thankfully, Aria is just unhinged enough that a talking cat, a magic mirror, a bird man that cannot seem to do anything right, and Disney villains don't manage to break her sanity.

    No, if anything is going to do that, it's gonna be a group of boys who obviously need to go to therapy.

    And a familiar mouse stuck in her mirror.

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    Demon!Grim gets summoned accidentally by a group of kids and immediately adopts them in retaliation

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    The persistent and intense fear of deep bodies of water, such as the ocean, seas, or lakes.

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    It all fades away in the end.

    The boy with the crown necklace only came to this world with two things: The name Sora, and the ancient magic that Twisted Wonderland lost long ago.

    Now challenged with the darkness of this world and combatting foes that feel strangely familiar, Sora has to find a way to regain his memories and his identity, before this new world comes crashing down around him. An age of calamity is brewing on the horizon, and Sora may be one of the few who can fight it.

    Meanwhile, The Guardians of Light are redoubling their efforts to find their missing hero. Riku's started to get strange dreams that depict a dark castle and a horned boy emanating the strongest magic Riku's seen. Roxas's mind is being torn in two directions, one of the face of a strange cat creature and the other the visions of darkness Ventus sees of Sora's fate. The three boys come together in attempt to trace their leads, but will they like what they find?

    Note: This fic has been discontinued. Find the new version here.

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    “Once upon a time, there was a weeping maiden in a ruined world.”

    Once upon a time, a child came into the world from among the stars.

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    just a bunch of one-shots that were requested. please don't request on here, i will provide a link to the wattpad where i take all submissions. this story will be listed as completed but i will add more onto here as i get more requests!

    https://www.wattpad.com/story/319730409-twisted-wonderland-one-shots-requests-open

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    How delightful it would be, Dire thinks, to push him over the edge of his patience and see what happens.

    A thought for another time, perhaps, for he has other plans today.

    If Ambrose wishes to waste his precious time, it is only fair to make it fun for the both of them, no?

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    Local baby appears in a coffin in a different world with no identification or way home. Prevents several mental breakdowns accidentally. More at 11.

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    After the events of the "Crimson tyrant", and of the "Kwami's new forms", things are seemingly getting back to normal for both Marinette and Night Raven College.
    however, a string of accidents has plagued around campus, and Marinette is going to get to the bottom of this.
    her investigation, however, could unearth a deep, bitter rivalry, a history of envy and pride
    are the accidents linked to something dark, or perhaps they are coincidental.

    either way, this will definitely get the attraction of the rebel of the savannah.

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    The Too Late AU, in which every overblot resulted in the death of the overblotter instead of just injury.

    Jamil passes away during his overblot, and the guilt weighs heavily on Kalim. The others left must pick up the pieces of the dorm and process what has happened. Time will move on, even if they don't want it to.

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    Crewel didn't entirely know what to say at first. He just gave the headmage a once-over, clicked his tongue, and put his hand on his hip. “You've molted,” he stated plainly.

    “That I have,” Crowley mumbled, bringing a wing around to his front to inspect the ruffled feathers.

    ---

    Spring is here in Twisted Wonderland! Is this a celebration, or a premonition for something awful? Poor Divus Crewel is stuck with the brunt of Dire Crowley's attempts at courtship. Pray he gets through this without going gray at 32!

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    [SLOW UPDATES] seriously. writers block is too real rn.

    Frog Borogoves knows dragons, she knows the harsh bite of war, and she knows that she is far from home. Home is no longer defined, not when everything is gone, not when Sornieth is some far-off planet that doesn’t exist here. Twisted Wonderland is so different, devoid of familiar dragon clans, lacking so many races that she knows. While the people here are different, she thinks that maybe there’s a chance to find a new home, one not war-torn and disappearing by the day. However, the white moon remains by itself in the nearly starless night. Sornieth has two moons, so why is it that this sky holds only one that seldom shows itself from behind those darkening clouds?

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    The Too Late AU, in which every overblot resulted in the death of the overblotter instead of injury.

    Azul dies during his overblot. Jade and Floyd are left to pick up the pieces of feelings they don't understand.

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    ``All he could see was pitch black.

     

    That wasn't good.

     

    The puppet tried to move but it seemed as if he was stuck in a coffin of some sorts... had Home done this? Is this his punishment? But for what? Wally was confused.

     

    He heard a faint voice from outside the coffin he was in.. it didn't sound like any of his neighbors. Who was that? Are they the one who brought them here?

     

    Wally started to feel claustrophobic, and began to pound on the wooden wall in front of him. He needed to get out, now. Each time he threw his (..fleshy?) fist at the wall in front of him, he felt it begin to loosen.

     

    With all of his body weight, he pushed against the door as hard as he could, opening the door and promptly flinging him across the floor. That's gonna hurt later.. but just where is he? It looked nothing like The Neighborhood, it was dark and dull and the exact opposite of all that he had known before.``

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    Wally Darling as Yuu from Twisted Wonderland!! :D

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