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    Janet the TSA agent is already having a rough morning when some moron tries to get his bottle of holy water through airport security. Oh, and there's something weird about his friend's security scan...

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    "Settle down with me", Shane says without thinking and as Ryan looks at him with wide open eyes, all he can think of it's how many of Ryan's secrets he knows, how Ryan likes his coffee, and the fact that he has loved him since the moment Ryan first looked up at him and smiled.

    Podfic of like you want to be loved by poetdameron.

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    “You keep on scowlin’ like that, Madej, and you’ll look damn near fifty by the time yer thirty-five,” Sheriff McClintock jeered, leaning back in his chair with his feet up on the desk in front of him. His large moustache was wrapped around a tobacco pipe, puffing out smoke while examining his deputy.

    “I’ll stop scowling when we actually do our jobs, Banjo,” he snapped, gritting his teeth behind the clenched fist he pressed against his mouth. He was rapping his fingers on the desk that the sheriff was resting his feet on.

    “God, not this again,” McClintock groaned whilst throwing his head back. “How many goddamn times d’ I have t’ say it before it gets inta that giant head a’ yers? This is our job now!”

    ON HIATUS

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    Going in for his solo investigation Shane had felt confident. Ryan watched him go inside with envy for his obliviousness to his situation, for his neglect of the paranormal. He stood outside and filmed his commentary, getting it done quickly so he could have more time to build his bravery. A few deep breaths, closing his eyes for a while. Just breathe, everything will be fine: Shane had said so.

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    “Did you know people have claimed to see mermaids at this island?” Devon said.

    “Don’t tell me you believe those nutcases.” TJ scoffed.

    “What? Mermaids could be real! It’s not that outlandish!”

    “Next you’re going to tell us ghosts are real too.” Shane added.

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    Shane goes to a small island rumored to have mermaids with a few of his friends. He soon finds out that not all rumors are wrong.

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    Ryan sleeps, and he dreams of drowning.
    Following an accident while filming in Minnesota, Ryan is left shaken and experiencing nightmares. Either something has followed him home, or he's just more traumatised by the whole experience than he initially thought. He sincerely hopes it's the former. A direct sequel to my work Frozen Pines, and won't make much sense if you don't read that first.

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    “Hey man, you alright?” he asks even though Ryan obviously isn’t, but what the hell else can he say? Sorry you fell through the floor and nearly died? Welcome back to the world of the living, by the way I think I realised some things about how important you are to me, anyway how’s the head trauma?

     

    Something goes badly wrong on a shoot and Ryan is hurt. It leaves Shane to examine his feelings towards his best friend, and just how much they mean to each other.

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    Shane’s been topside for quite a few centuries now.

    He still wasn’t used to it.

    OR: A demon falls in love with his best friend/coworker and it's a lot for both of them to deal with.

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    “Shane,” Ryan asks, and his voice breaks, where it hadn’t before. “I need you to trust me.”

    Shane breathes, feeling the house oppress all around them.

    “I trust you.”

    For the SSS server, Saturgay prompt, Horror Game AU

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    Shane and Ryan are in a haunted mansion, and TJ has been killed. It could be any one of the crew.

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    A skeptical detective attempting to catch a killer and a paranormal investigator searching for evidence of the afterlife are thrown together to solve Chicago’s deadliest homicide case.

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    Shane Madej is an old soul, and Ryan finds that so romantic.

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    “So you want me,” Ryan pointed to himself with full exaggeration, hoping Steven would change his mind, “to play Santa for these kids?”

    Steven pulled him in and directed his attention to one of the bullet points on his paper. “Look, you even get to bring one of the Krampuses along! You know, you could always ask Shane.”

     

    Santa and Krampus AU — Ryan and Shane are idiots, Steven is the best wingman, and everyone can see the open secret miles away. Oh, and they’re supposed to rescue Christmas.

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    It happens sometimes— he’s seen it before— the way they get caught in loops, walking through motions that remind him they were human once. That to a less hardened person might invoke some kind of sympathy. Sympathy will only get you killed these days. Still, Shane hates when it's kids. At least none of them seem new enough to be Screechers. He can’t fucking stand Screechers. They’re significantly faster and stronger, bodies more animated in their relentless quest for something with fresh blood and a heartbeat.

    “Fuck,” he grits out between clenched teeth before reaching to unholster his weapon. The nails at the tip of the bat are rusted from wear and the numerous bodily fluids it’s come into contact with but it regularly gets the job done. His fingers wrap familiarly around the grip tape and he’s contemplating the best place to start cleaning up when an ear piercing shriek reverberates through the still air. It’s coming from the direction of the house Sara and Ryan are currently scavenging. “God fucking damn it!”

    (or: The completely selfserving Zombie AU no one asked for during this global pandemic)

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    Look, just because Ryan looks good dressed as Indiana Jones, or dressed in various other things, and just because Shane maybe has a feeling or two about it, doesn't mean it's a thing, okay? Shane's got this.

    Or: 5 times Shane had a feeling about Ryan's outfit, 1 time he did something about it

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    Ryan isn't in denial. He just has the occasional sex dream about his best friend. Who doesn't?

    It was fine. Of course. Shane's had a roommate for years that he didn't know about? Also fine. Shane coming out as bisexual? Fine.

    Ryan having to realize that sometimes things are real, not just dreams? FINE. IT'S FUCKING FINE.

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    “Thing’s a fuckin’ monster,” TJ says into the phone, “you should be able to see it now.”

    Shane turns to look out the truck window. The sky is black, and around him, the corn tops are still. Nothing moves. The air feels terrifyingly full. Shane looks under the storm. It takes him a moment, but then he sees it, backlit by a flash of lightning.

    All the hair stands up on the back of Shane’s neck.

    Or: Shane Madej is a serious scientist, not just some yahoo with a camera and a death wish. Ryan, on the other hand, has a camera and a plan.

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    That feeling rushed back into his chest. It felt like they were on the edge of a precipice with no harness and no safety net. It felt like Shane would have to jump sooner or later, whether he liked it or not. He could almost feel a looming presence, creeping up behind him, ready to push him if he refused to take the leap.

    Everyday, it felt like they were edging closer to something big.

    Shane wasn’t sure he wanted to find out what.

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    **ON HIATUS**

    Ryan had spent the better part of the last ten minutes listing off theories, starting with ebola, escalating to bubonic plague, until— “It’s the zombie apocalypse. That has to be it, did you see the way—“

    “Christ, Bergara, calm down,” Shane finally interjected, standing to put a hand on Ryan’s shoulder, halting his manic pacing. “We still don’t know if the dude even had something contagious. Like, for all we know, he just had undiagnosed hemophilia, or—“

    “Hemophilia. Really. That’s what you’re going with. Shane, the man hasn’t walked in five years, like, you can’t tell me that’s not related??”

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    He knows Shane hates it. He fucking knows. After almost killing him, the two of them decide to join forces.

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