1 Work in Damian Wayne & Wade Wilson
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When in Rome by AliveAndRestless
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
11 Dec 2024
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Summary
"what?"
The kid huffs, like he's the one being unreasonable here, and not the baby assassin who keeps breaking into his apartment. In his lap, Bella continues to purr. The kid strokes a hand down her back, like a goddamn supervillain. A supervillain who’s feet don't even touch the floor.
“You saved my life.” He says, in that haughty little voice of his. “I owe you a debt. Allow me to repay it, and I will be on my way.”
Wade blinks. “And you’re gonna do that… how, exactly?”
“Tt.” He gets the impression the kid's rolling his eyes behind the domino mask. “By saving your life in return, of course. How else? It shouldn’t be difficult, considering your complete and utter disregard for your own health and safety—“
“I’m literally immortal—“
“—also, where do you keep your cat food? Her bowl is empty, and that is unacceptable.”
Wade drops his head on to the coffee table with a resounding thunk, "What even is my life--"
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(Or, Damian Wayne gets punted across dimensions, stops a kidnapping, gets stabbed, and finds himself owing a life-debt to a mercenary. Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool) is literally incapable of dying. Shenanigans ensue.)
Series
- Part 1 of Holy crossover, Batman! (DC / Marvel)