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    It’s been more than two years since they averted the Second Coming, and nearly a year since Crowley last contacted him. Aziraphale has respected Crowley’s wishes and left him alone—not a call, not a text, not a visit. But he can’t stop worrying about him. He is a Guardian, after all. He’s taken to visiting him in secret, watching out for him unseen.

    Aziraphale is starting to wonder if Crowley is truly satisfied with his solitary existence. He remembers back when they’d saved Job’s children. Crowley had admitted then that being a demon who went along with Hell as far as he could was quite lonely indeed.

    Finally Aziraphale comes to a decision. One night, while Crowley sleeps, he blesses him. “May someone come into your life who will help you find your happily ever after,” he says with a shaky breath and a small pull of heavenly power. He chokes back a sob. While he knows it is right and good to help Crowley find someone to share this life he has built, it breaks his heart to know he is planting the seeds of his own destruction.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale just broke up. Aziraphale has gone to Heaven and Crowley wanders around in his Bentley looking for a place in the world now that his “best friend” is no longer on Earth with him. They each try to get by as best they can, while in Heaven they prepare for a new Armageddon

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    “That place where the nerve goes in, it’s where the blind spot is, which means every picture we see is never full, and our brains fill that part themselves.”

    His excited tone indicates it’s the coolest thing in the world, but Aziraphale immediately hates the idea of something being forever hidden from perception and the brain tricking itself into seeing things it can’t truly see. “Why can’t anything be real? It’s like the philosophy course all over again,” he complains and scowls at Crowley’s answering grin.

    “First of all, how dare you,” Estrella says in a flat voice, her cold eyes meeting Aziraphale’s.


    After completing the first semester, the psychology students now have to survive the advanced course taught by the Devil herself.

    In the meantime, Crowley and Aziraphale are trying to figure out their new-found relationship. Are they prepared for what awaits them?

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    Aziraphale has been in love with his best friend Crowley for as long as he can remember, So when he gets a frantic 3 am Facetime with a crying Crowley covered in plaster dust? He's buying a nonstop ticket to the little Italian town before the call ends. The story of two idiots renovating a 1 euro ancient house in Italy and figuring out how to pull their heads out of their asini.

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    As a keyboardist in an up-and-coming pop-punk band, Crowley is finally living his dream, playing shows all over Europe with his friends. Yet no amount of music can drown out the echo of his ex's absence on stage. When the festive season rolls around and the tour winds down, Crowley is faced with the inescapable truth: he should have never let Aziraphale go. Can he find the courage to ask for a reprise, or is the melody of their love already lost for good?

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    “Anyway, enough about me, how long have you two been a couple?” Gabriel asked after a long monologue that Crowley couldn’t recall, even if his life depended on it.

    Crowley’s mind reeled, struggling to process the question. He glanced at Aziraphale, whose face was slowly turning various shades of pink, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.

    “Oh, we're not—” Aziraphale began to stammer. “We are not a couple, just friends.” He finally finished, striking the proverbial knife in Crowley’s heart.

    Ever oblivious, Gabriel chuckled. “Maybe he could be good for you, Aziraphale. You surely could benefit from his influence.” He said, eyes clearly in the direction of Aziraphale’s stomach, encased in an old-fashioned tan waistcoat for the evening.

    Aziraphale let out a laugh that sounded forced and uncomfortable. “Oh, only if we weren't incompatible.”

    Crowley felt a pang in his chest. What was that about? The words cut deeper than he cared to admit, but he masked it with a nonchalant grin.

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    Crowley sniffed. “I just got fish juice all down my face. Don’t have a sink here, so… well, I’m going regardless, just thought it would be polite to extend an invite.”

    “Demons don’t do polite.”

    “Then perhaps it’s a temptation.”

    “Hm, more likely.” Aziraphale took in a deep breath before relenting, shoulders sagging. “Alright, I’ll come. I actually haven’t been to one yet, so it will be quite the adventure.”

    “Tit for tat.” Crowley said, rising to a stand. “You show me oysters, I show you public nudity.”

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    Set in 41AD, Aziraphale convinces Crowley to try an oyster, which will lead him down a very uncomfortable path of discovery.

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    It’s 1991 - the AIDS-crisis is at its peak, and people party like there’s no tomorrow… because for many, there might not be.

    Dive into the heart of London’s rave scene with Aziraphale, an angel with a mission: to unearth the source of Ecstasy, the controversial new drug sweeping through the nation. Said to mimic Divine Love, this blasphemy threatens to send young souls directly to Hell. But lo and behold, who else is distributing Ecstasy, than the demon Crowley, Aziraphale’s former lover, now deeply entangled in the seedy underbelly of Soho?

    As Aziraphale steps into a pulsating world of all-night parties and passion, he discovers the truth about his past. With the stakes higher than ever, can the undying love of an angel and a demon conquer all? And what of Heaven and Hell - will there be consequences?

    Grab your popcorn and your tissues and hold on tight! "Defying the Laws of Gravity" will keep you on the edge of your seat.

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    TW: Sex, drugs and heartbreak, mostly based on my own experience.
    Also: Humans being terrible.

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    basically another fic about my obsession with good omens, might be out of character. bare with me guys!!!!

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    (Good Omens Reverse AU)

    It has been millennia since angels and demons engaged in the act of creation. Why even bother, if the earth was already complete? What else was there for them to make? Besides, could demons even create like they once used to?

    Turns out there is still a way for both angels and demons to create together. The natural way, the human way.

    One particular angel finds this out the hard way, much to her dismay.

    [INCOMPLETE WIP]

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    Crowley invented Autocorrect Fails. In a well-precedented, unsurprising turn of fate, it blows up in his face.

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    Aziraphale has left for Heaven. Crowley, angry and hurt, drags a new lover into the bookshop, knowing that the Supreme Archangel won't be able to look away.

    Written for the Fall Ball Kink Thrall Quick Step

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    The end of the world is upon us...again.

    But Aziraphale and Crowley aren't speaking.

    As the pair try separately to thwart the oncoming storm, they're faced with new challenges and old friends.

    For Crowley, that means finding the apocalyptic High Entity of Hell known only as The Beast and coercing her out of retirement.

    For Aziraphale, that means making friends with JCC26 (Jesus Christ Clone 2026).

    In the end, it will take a mysterious heavenly package, a prison break, and some massive miracles to reunite the Ineffable Idiots and save all of humanity.

    :::

    This is my contribution to the Good Omens Season 3 Speculations but in TV script form.

    My background is not screenwriting so I'm sure the formatting is all wonky, but I had a lot of fun creating it nonetheless.

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    Fingers entwined with Crowley’s and fair eyelashes catching the soft, chandelier light of the Ritz dining room, Aziraphale leans forward and says, smug as all get out, “We can be us now, just as you wanted. In every way.”

    Crowley doesn’t know what that means. Privately, he hopes it includes more prolonged hand-holding. Maybe they could try for a better kiss this time. All the sinful self-congratulation looks good on Aziraphale, though, so Crowley smiles right back at him and says, “Can’t wait.”

    Aziraphale assumes they’ve been taking the physical side of things slow by mutual, undiscussed agreement. Crowley doesn’t realize sex is on the table. He may not even be in the same universe as the table.

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    Once the trick-or-treating has died down, Aziraphale and Crowley settle down for a relaxed Halloween evening together in front of the telly with a fantasy series that turns rather a good deal darker than either of them had anticipated. And Aziraphale soon realises that Crowley might not be as much of a spooky fan as he pretends to be...

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    They meet on a miserable, stormy night, after a deer runs in front of Crowley’s car and Aziraphale narrowly avoids crashing into the back of the Bentley. They rescue the fawn and fall into bed together to enjoy an adrenaline-fuelled one-night stand. The morning after, they need to recognise that they've got little in common and real lives to return to. Or, at least, that's what they should do.

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    Aziraphale meets Crowley when he gets a new job at a tech company, and fights to figure out what to do about his feelings, and about his terrible husband Gabriel.

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    Crowley lives a life of leisure in 1920s London and when they meet at a party, Aziraphale is instantly smitten with him, whilst Crowley thinks Aziraphale is kind, but dull. When circumstances force them into an ill-advised marriage Crowley finds himself undertaking the journey of a lifetime, first to Shanghai and then beyond into the heart of China, where he faces challenges he never expected and is forced to confront not only outside dangers, but also his beliefs about himself, Aziraphale and what their marriage could be.

    Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people.

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    Aziraphale Fell is one of the best tennis players in the world. And he is second to no one but himself…and to Anthony Crowley.

    For years, the two have gone back and forth for the top spot within rankings and with each other, forging a rivalry cemented within history books. That all changes when Aziraphale is convinced to do a charity match with Crowley. Things start to go awry, revealing truths that will forever change their lives, careers, and relationships, especially with each other.

    And it will beg the question…what does it take to be the greatest to play the game? And is it worth it to sacrifice your happiness because of it?

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    All year, Crowley looks forward to putting on his costume and getting his scare on at Fright Nights at Dreadhaven Asylum. This year, he's got a great scene partner in Ligur, and he's looking forward to playing a fallen angel.

    Then a real live angel walks into his haunt, and he's immediately smitten with the mysterious stranger. But how can he get his game on when he has to stick to the script?

    Will Crowley work up the courage to make it work before Halloween? Or will the chance of a lifetime slip through his fingers?

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