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    After Crowley’s human life comes to an abrupt end he has a choice to make. He can choose to go to Heaven or H... H... (He's not supposed to say the word - Hell). Heaven really wants his soul, the problem is… he's not interested. It's a good thing Heaven offers a four week trial. Let's hope the on duty angel, Aziraphale, can help convince him to make the right choice.

    Comedy, angst, romance, fluff and smut ensue.

    Alternate Universe that takes place in Heaven. If you're a fan of the Prime series - Upload - this fic may be up your alley :)

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    146
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    After the reveal that the Metatron has been manipulating everyone, Crowley decides that the best course of action is use his powers to erase Aziraphale's memories of Crowley and the love they shared. Riddled with guilt, he then flees the city for a quiet life in the country.

    As for Aziraphale, he is heartbroken, but cannot remember why.

    But, as the two struggle to come to terms with the consequences of Crowley's decision, a new threat emerges from the shadows . . .

    A "what if" sequel to Beckers522's story "Hereditary Enemies"

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    3/?
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    3
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    Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there once stood a tower guarded by a mighty dragon. Hidden within the tower was a princess—maybe kidnapped, maybe locked away for her safety, maybe fast asleep—but always awaiting rescue. Sooner or later (usually sooner) a prince turns up to climb the tower, by hair or by vine. Perhaps he even fights the dragon and lives to tell the tale. The tale he can’t tell you—the one that’s rarely told—is the story of how the dragon and the tower first came to be.

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    Crowley, freshly cursed to transform into a snake at surprising times, is running from his pursuers when he comes across a tower in the middle of nowhere. That tower is the Tower in the East, a project of Agnes Nutter's who eventually took on his own consciousness. His friends call him Aziraphale. Crowley calls him home.

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    9/12
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    1,244
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    Omega Crowley hasn't gotten knotted since the one night stand that left him with a kid and a reputation. When a new dad shows up to Taekwondo, he begins to wonder if now's not the time to start taking care of his heat the natural way.

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    9/?
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    546
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    79
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    When the business opposite Aziraphale's bookshop is empty, lifeless, or otherwise lacking all quality to it, sudden changes need to be made.

    What more can Crowley and Aziraphale do but meddle?

    Or, a Little Shop Of Horrors and Good Omens crossover fic.

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    12/?
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    14
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    8
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    4
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    113
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    A late night chance encounter brings together two people whose idiosyncrasies compliment each other. They aren't the same but have some of the same issues: dietary restrictions, a poor grasp of time passing, difficulty interacting with people, an aversion to looking anyone in the eye, chronic health issues, and a stubbornness about they HAVE to be independent.

    Maybe life doesn't have to be so hard all the time. Maybe you get the help you ask for, if you're brave enough to ask.

    Maybe love is finally being unable to unmask together.

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    221,230
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    20/23
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    2
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    446
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    307
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    61
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    9,469
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    Upon discovering what Newton is capable of, Crowley takes Newton on an endeavour to create the largest IT outage in history: the 2024 Crowdstrike Incident.

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    381
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    34
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    I just turned 42. So in honor of that I’m bringing you this story:

    The following preview has been approved for general audiences:
    A Good Omens / Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy inspired sci-fi comedy adventure with optional angst.

    Narrator:
    There is a question to the answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything that was built into the Earth when it was created. The Starmaker who fell from Heaven for asking questions might know something about it… if only he can remember what it was…

    Tagline:
    Watch Crowley deal with his angst from the end of S2 with a quick adventure in space (using canon-compliant duck-billed aliens from S1)!

    Sci-fi music plays under these quick edit cuts:
    > Newt and Crowley getting sucked up into outer space
    > Duck-billed aliens looking comedically threatening
    > Crowley's eyes turning pitch-black
    > Aziraphale arriving to save the day, and looking a little different…

    Screen fades to black:
    "Fowl Play" Now available on an AO3 fanfiction reading device near you.

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    108
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    The Museum staff were shocked and annoyed when their incompetent director Gabriel hired a street performer to guest curate an original exhibit about David Bowie.
    Aziraphale was immediately put off by Anthony Crowley's rudeness and arrogance--how dare the man think he could just waltz in to a project like this! Aziraphale was determined to make Crowley regret underestimating the task.

    For his part, Crowley could hardly believe his good luck: some of the smartest people he'd ever met were paying him to think about Bowie. It was like a dream come true. If only he didn't have to work closely with the posh bastard who seemed to need to hold his nose just to be in the same room with him. Crowley was determined to make Aziraphale regret underestimating him.

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    Aziraphale Eastgate is desperate. Now that he’s 25, it’s not long before his family forces him to marry to expand their paper empire. Luckily, his friend Anathema Device is willing to pretend to be his girlfriend. Not long term—she prefers men who are actually interested in women—but long enough for him to devise a way out from under their thumb. It’s a well timed ruse too.

    The pair show up for the Eastgate’s yearly family reunion to find that marriage is indeed on their minds. They even had a candidate in mind. Until a match with a Device seemed to be on the table that is. There’s just one problem. His parents’ intended match—Anthony Crowley—is the most handsome man Aziraphale has ever seen in his life.

    If only he hadn’t just successfully convinced his family that he’s seeing someone else. If only Crowley didn’t seem completely uninterested in him.

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    1/?
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    Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale.

    In other words, he was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.

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    AKA, the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.

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    9/12
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    Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale. Physically, yes; as all matter was attracted to all other matter. And yet, as he closed in, the space (a dimension that felt oh so fleetingly linear) seemed squashed between their bodies. The distance, in its own maladroit discourtesy, was suddenly wavering for all its previous impertinence. Almost bashful in the way that it slowly (yet, somehow, not slowly enough) dissipated. Into nothingness. The air succumbing to the vehemence of their debate.

    Crowley was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.

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    AKA the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.

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    PhD student Aziraphale Fell, 23, is left woefully inexperienced after his single short, regrettable relationship. In the hopes of changing that - and against his better judgment - he takes his friend Anathema’s advice and joins the hookup app, Lustr.

    Anthony Crowley, also 23, is working to finish his junior year after a troubled youth. He doesn't date, but he has spent the last few months pining after the angel in the library - the one with the bow tie and the kind smile - and trying to find the courage to speak to him.

    Crowley hasn't swiped anyone on Lustr in months... But he looks. And seeing an unexpected face might spur him to action.

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    15/?
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    After saving the Earth from destruction, Aziraphale and Crowley are rewarded with eternity together, hidden in a cosy cottage in South Downs. When they welcome their first baby, Crowley is forced to confront past trauma. With Aziraphale's unwavering support and help from friends, he embraces fatherhood and finds his happily ever after.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    141
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    21
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    2,941
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    Newt had been sat in his flat, nursing a shit cup of coffee and thinking about the end of the world as much as he usually did. That is to say, quite a lot. Not so much that he couldn’t function on a day-to-day basis, of course, but enough that if he didn’t have a podcast on while he was brushing his teeth he had the unfortunate tendency to start screaming.

    Four years after the world didn't end, Newton Pulsifer is jobless, single, and doesn't really have a clue what he's doing with his life.

    His new demonic tenant can, mortifyingly, relate.

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    2/?
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are an odd pair, grown in the bleakest countryside imaginable. After spending most of their upbringing together, they'll meet again in university. But while one of them will go to the futuristic and somehow decent Campus Einaudi to study employment counseling and human resources, the other is destined to the creepy and decadent Palazzo Nuovo, to study philosophy. As they try to make amends and fix their friendship, new troubles are at the horizon.
    Or: how to fake date while you're both idiots, daydreams, lesbian alliance and a weird amount of honestly exhilarating errors.

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    2/?
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    New city, new roommate, new job, a whole new life. A broken car and like ten dollars to his name. Well, if things were going off without a hitch, Crowley would be suspicious.
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    Same old routine. Same old breakfasts, same old tea set, same close group of friends. Same old parent-teacher association meetings. Aziraphale likes his life enough. He doesn’t need to put himself out there when he’s content with what he has.
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    A thunderstorm and an awning sets something into motion.

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    1/1
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    82
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    693
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    "Anyway," his eyes returned to the newspaper, and he continued reading, “another exhibition is A Letter for Later. It will include clay tablets from Mesopotamia, vellum from Wessex, and even a modern Palm Pilot that was found at Battersea Park full of unsent love letters. It will explore the theme of unrequited love over the development of humanity…." His eyes scanned quickly the rest of the article, and he hummed in satisfaction. "It will open two weeks from now, and apparently in high demand, so much that the article recommended buying tickets in advance. Would you like to go, my dear?"

    Or - Crowley wrote and destroyed (or, at least, he thought did) love letters. Now they are about to be published, and he has a great plan to make sure it won't happen.

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    1/1
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    12
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    69
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    7
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    796
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    “I didn’t bring you here to get drunk on my couch, you know,” Anathema tuts.

    Crowley points the neck of the bottle in her direction. “Was ‘lready drunk. Doesn’ count.”

    Anathema squints at him as though trying to solve a puzzle. Maybe she just can’t understand him, being American and all. That’s her problem, though.

    or: local demon suppresses feelings and terrorizes american witch just trying to help him for almost 5,000 words

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    94
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    15
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    674
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    Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?

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    English
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    32,641
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,007

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