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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.
Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.
Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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“Why would that be weird?” Eridan asked and Sollux rolled his eyes.
“You really don’t find any of this weird? Or awkward?” Sollux asked and Eridan shook his head. The programmer goes silent and stares at Eridan for a long moment, so Eridan stares back.
Sollux exhales in disbelief then, shaking his head.
“Fuck you,” Sollux said, with no real heat, smiling down at his sandwich.
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Eridan hates Sollux, he hates him and everything about him.
For all of a few months, because then soon after, Sollux becomes maybe the only person Eridan really trusts. And he's not sure what to do with that.
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- Part 3 of Blurred Lines In My Mind
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Making boy suffer more than he probably already does because I love him so much by PoTAToEs__10492
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Nov 2024
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Cronus raping Mituna, he went too far but not enough to kill him... unfortunately.
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- 579
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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He just wanted to make some money.
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Cronus and Rufioh hang out in the ol' Lost Weeaboos treehouse. This is the 3rd work featuring Cronus and fanservice-y elements I've made in exchange for art. Cronus was really fun to write in this one, as he is in every, "one," because I am a masochist.
I also learned how to right Rufioh! That's fun! I got a sweet fucking piece of art from this, too! And to the victor goes the spoils. ^v^
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Cronus Convinces a Dead Girl To Stop Looking For Her Family and Date Him by LuzEze
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2024
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I wrote this for a friend of mine in exchange for art. I had a little too much fun because I think Cronus is funny.
Watch a girl trick herself into mental health with the worst dude around. Or he's, like, pretty bad, at least.
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Local Nobody, Dave Strider, and International Hottie, Karkat Vantas, get themselves into some trouble at a party Dave was working at, and now the whole world thinks they're dating.
Karkat's manager has the genius decision to keep going with it, and now Dave is suddenly getting dragged into the spotlight.
What happens when the feelings become real and they start to learn about each other's dark past and secrets?
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- Part 1 of Blurred Lines In My Mind
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In which Cronus fumbles a bad bitch
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In an alternate universe where low-bloods serve as the slaves of high-bloods, The Signless is a man on the run, advocating for the low-bloods to rise up and fight for their rights, to end the haemospectrum once and for all... He is dangerous
Imagine the Condesce's glee when she captures one of his sons... -
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 859
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 93
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You've always been interested in performing but never indulged in it until your friend brings up your school's annual musical. You decide to give it a shot, and several consequences follow. Including some creepy yet comfortingly cartoonish theatre kid that you're forced to work with.
This is such a rarepair and such a spontaneous fic plot in a dead fandom so I am not expecting anything out of this aside from my own fun in writing.
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“you’re doing so good for me” god everything he says rubs salt in the wound of ‘this isn’t right, he’s 25 and I'm 13’ but you so do not care right now. And he definitely doesn’t either.
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Kankri made a promise to his father when he passed, he would do anything for Karkat to make sure he got the perfect life he deserved. And Kankri kept that promise, being the uptight parental figure.
And then Cronus Ampora waltzed into his life and changed all that, but Kankri wouldn't be able to tell you if said change was entirely positive or not.
[Goes up until Chapter 11 of Blurred]
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- Part 2 of Blurred Lines In My Mind
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Kankri was in his senior year in college, while work-oriented he couldn't help but grow a few crushes, even if he never filled those quadrants with them. Yet, after meeting at a party and hanging out with a few of Dirk's friends, he couldn't help but feel flushed for him.
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Kankri can't stand the idea of penetrative sex, or anything inside his nook at all, so Cronus introduces the concept of nook eating
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Your name is Kankri Vantas, and you regret marrying young.
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“I’m sorry to you, Sollux, Dad. I failed both of you from the moment I was born. No amount of denial will fool me. I just hope you two live happily without me in your lives.
I’m sorry to you, Cronus. I’m sorry that you will never change. I won’t forgive you, even in the afterlife, what you’ve done to me. You’re sick, and now, when I die, you won’t have somebody to fuck with when you’re bored. Be possessive of somebody else, because I don’t want to be yours.”Mituna Captor was found near dead in the street. Because the universe seems to hate him, he survives.
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Porrim Maryam has a proposal for Cronus Ampora - a little bit of blood in exchange for a little bit of touching.
A straightforward NSFW smut fic.
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Cronkri but Kankri is a ghost, from cronus’ point of view. This is mainly just a set up for porn, but im probably gonna get waaaay too into it. anyway follow my instagram _regular69__
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Cronus is finally permitted to bring Kankri aboard, but things are different–and much more difficult–than they imagined.
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- Part 6 of Tales from AlterniEarth