16 Works in Comfort Septemberish (Blaseball)
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Kitchen Bomb Caramel (Dulce de Leche)
So apparently exposure to terror leaves me calm instead. Which I only realized after my first reaction to the incineration of Boyfriend Monreal was to create a bomb in my kitchen.Stu "Stew" Briggs writes a food crimes blog to cope with the stress of Blaseball. Then ae gets Revoked and sent to Houston.
Or: a good cook makes bad things on purpose.
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“What was that?” Cannonball breathes, lips barely moving. “What- what was that?”
“I think you just un-died,” Adelaide answers. She’s watching Cannonball carefully, watching for… something. A reaction. A tear. Something.
“Oh,” Cannonball says faintly. “I didn’t like that very much.”
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There is no crying in Blaseball & Wyatt Quitter is not allowed to have a good time ever.
[So previously I was really, deeply, embarrassingly into blaseball. I wrote a lot of fanfic about that game as it broke my heart in real time so anyways here's that.
first 2 chapters are sort of gross/smutty. Rest of it is just deep angst caused from me hyper-fixating on the wrong characters.I am not explaining blaseball, I barely understand it myself. I read this and it sounds like crazy-soup and to be honest it probably is. I used to know what all this meant and now I have no brain left.] -
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An assortment of things too short to be their own fics (less than 1k words), collected as chapters here so as not to crowd tags or my profile.
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Donia Bailey had been in the shadows since Season 6, one of the first Blaseball players to be shadowed. What happens when she gets to escape, but not exactly?
I'm still very sad about Donia getting taken by Phantom Thieves' Guild in S23, but she's doing well on the Beams. I know she is
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Normally Spy Comfort Septemberish was Shelled during Season 18. And they didn't take it well
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welcome CV to the houston spies. it is time for the spies to pog.
comfort septemberish (they/them)
denzel scott (they/he)
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“Can’t expect you to have any fear of the Gods, huh.”
They’re hoping to make them smile, maybe laugh. They get neither. “Guess not.”
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Over the course of Season 17, Reese Clark talks to Nagomi Mcdaniel three times.
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the houston spies roster has changed a lot from season 11 to season 14. last siesta, they had it all figured out. they'll have to figure out something new this siesta.
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Standing at the entrance to the conference room, a gleaming suit of armor with an immaculate pink uniform and large sword strapped to their side gives the assembled group a light wave. They can’t see their face under the helmet, but all of them get the impression nevertheless that they are giving the entire room a winning smile.
“Good day, Houston Spies,” says Knight Triumphant, noted captain of the Lovers and extremely unauthorized visitor to the Undisclosed Location. “I believe that I am here to help.”
The Houston Spies gather to watch the Election results, and get an unexpected surprise.- Language:
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Donia is bad at blaseball. Donia hates blaseball.
It seems like there should be a clear starting point: they’re bad at it because they hate it, or they hate it because they’re bad at it. But she can’t remember which one came first anymore.
(Or: Donia Bailey, running in circles.)
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"It could've been here. It could've been us. The only reason it wasn't..."
"...was because we were knocked out all of five days before it happened."
A series of snapshots of the Spies after the Shelled One's Pods were spirited away.
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Following a devastating playoffs, the Houston Spies find themselves thrust into a new mission with an old friend.
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- Part 1 of Fly Me To The Moon
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Season 9. The Spies were on track to make it big during Season 9. If only they knew what was ahead for them...
My first Blaseball fic! I'm very excited to be sharing this with you all. This fic has been a long time coming since it's about Season 9, but I hope you all enjoy it nonetheless. Spies Win
Big thank you to my friend and beta reader Roya for helping me out.
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team bonding comes in many forms, including card games
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“Aren’t you afraid?” you ask Comfort during a phone call. “I told you, I have no idea why I’m beaning people. I might hit you if we played against each other."
“Eh,” she says.In Season 7 of blaseball there are two important ongoing events for Jaylen: she keeps beaning her opponents without knowing why, and Comfort keeps calling her.