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    Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavily injured with junks of her memory missing. She doesn't remember her own brother Aiden, she doesn't remember her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?

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    It was three minutes until Lambert’s break, on day five of one of the most hellish weeks of the year. Black Friday weekend was the absolute fucking worst, and Lambert couldn’t wait for his day off. He was counting down the seconds to his lunch break too, desperate to get away from the assholes of the general public.

     

    Three minutes until he could leave the shop floor without his managers getting on his case about it, but before his countdown could get any lower, he heard a disconcerting sound. There was a child crying nearby.

     

    Lambert finds a kid lost in his store. The kid's father happens to be hot as hell. This is not a problem. (This is a major problem.)

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    Lambert grinned and pulled it out, a deck of Gwent cards and on top staring back at him was his own face and name. “I’m a fucking Gwent card!” He showed it off proudly and Gweld pulled the other cards to himself.

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    In a world where witchers were created with a built-in second chance when a normal man would die, Geralt believes he killed one of his brothers in the Tournament and refuses to cause the death of another witcher ever again. This might mean a lot more time rescuing his fellows, but also a lot more people who will come when the battle with the Wild Hunt finally calls.

    Basically a retelling of Witcher 3 game with a lot of liberties taken. Almost everyone not met in game is inspired by inexplicifics' works one way or another, though none of them match exactly after they mutated these last two months of nonstop writing.

    Written for the AWAU Fan Server Prompt Fest (Summer 2023) Prompt 3 "Animal Transformation". Though ultimately prompts 1, 4, and 5 all sort of snuck in there too. The first chapter was going to be a standalone thing, but then the story just kept coming, so I figured I'd finish it instead of making it a series.

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    11/11
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    Lambert wants Coën to finally meet bis lover, Aiden. That he is a merman, well, with Lambert you were always in for a surprise.

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    Lambert knows. He knows what it feels like to be the one who is always looking up. To be the one who is always looked down to. He knows.
    And maybe that is why he understands why Coën did what he did.
    Doesn’t mean he likes it.

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    26/26
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    Lambert finds a very battered stranger in an alley and takes him home.

    Aiden is extremely surprised to have been rescued, and even more intrigued by his rescuer.

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    If you were to ask Lambert, he’d tell you foglets are the worst monsters out there.

    - or -

    Lambert had finally got used to the foglets messing with his head.

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    Vesemir tells Jaskier about his pups trying coffee made for (adult) witchers for the first time, the shenanigans they get up to, and the tradition that came from it.

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    “Worse than a bunch of grandmothers,” Lambert growled to himself, dodging into a half-wrecked hallway, in hopes that everyone else would take the hint and leave him be.

    Being nearly a century old, it's high time Lambert is introduced to the gossip that makes the world go 'round.

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    Lambert had to go do a thing.

    He should not have left his best friend and Aiden alone together though. Bad plan.

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    Aiden heads out to the lake with his boyfriend's family for the fourth of July, ready to take advantage of the sun and have a great day. It turns out even better than he'd hoped, even if Lambert's family is sometimes more chaotic than Aiden's own.

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    1/1
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    Aiden finds somewhere else to practice, because he likes doing that.

    Lambert feels a little possessive.

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    1/1
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    17
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    6
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    1,770
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    Doing chores is fine. It’s the company that’s the problem.

    Lambert doesn’t mind rebuilding the keep. But doing so with his brothers can be a pain in the ass. Whoever said they liked their siblings was obviously lying.

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    Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.

    To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.

    Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.

    Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.

    And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

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    Drowy, Coen suggests that Lambert should take a nap - but naps and Lambert don’t usually mix. Coen sets things right

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    651
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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    32
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    1
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    226
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    1/1
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    154
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    “So witcher,” the woman, barely more than a girl really, finishes her story anxiously, “will you take the contract?”

    Lambert, slumped over the table across from her, poking listlessly at a plate of eggs and hungover literally beyond human comprehension—White Gull being infinitely less forgiving than even the strongest vodka—has not been listening. What he has been doing is trying to get his pickled brain to cough up an answer regarding where the fuck it’s left him. The last thing he coherently remembers is him and Coën, travelling together on their way back to Kaer Morhen for the winter, bumping into the Caravan just outside of Ard Carraigh and Aiden goading them into having a drink together to celebrate the end of another successful (read: survived) season on the Path. But this is definitely not Ard Carraigh.

    “Sir?” she asks again, wringing her hands.

    “Shh. M’thinking,” Lambert slurs.

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    Gaunter seems to think they all need to get laid, and locks the four of them in a room. It doesn't go to plan.

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    1,326
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    1/1
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    The first time Lambert sees Jaskier, he thinks the man is a beta. He's walking next to Geralt into Kaer Morhen's courtyard and looking around with wide eyes. Lambert eyes the newcomer suspiciously from the ladder he's perched on and turns his back to them when he spots Eskel coming to welcome him with a smile on his face.

    He still keeps an ear on the conversation taking place into the courtyard and decides that he doesn't care if Geralt brought his partner to the keep for the winter. Geralt is a grown man, Geralt lives here too, therefore Geralt is allowed to bring guests.

     

    Or : Lambert and Jaskier are omegas, Jaskier loves it and Lambert hates it.

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