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    The thing was, right, that "could be" in a hypothetical sense was different than "could be" in real life. Hypothetically, sure: Izzy had one set of bits, Ed and Stede had another. Sometimes, hypothetically, you put those bits together and, given time to cook, the end result was a tiny little squalling human. But hypothetically was different than real life, because Ed and Iz had been fucking since they found out what fucking was. In all that time they’d never, not once, ended up with a baby.


    I hate the "unplanned pregnancy heals the relationship" trope. This fic is about that.

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    “You’re trifling me,” he stammered, his fear rising steadily. “I’m warning you. Don’t trifle. Don’t you trifle.”

    The man drew his sword faster than Stede thought was possible. Quickly and with sure strokes, the man sliced through Stede’s shirt like he was craving his name in the fabric. Stede had only ever known one person who could do such a thing.

    “Izzy?” Stede gasped in shock.

    The other man’s eyes blew wide as he stared at him, first surprise and then realization crossed his face.

    “Stede?!”

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    What if Stede and Izzy knew each other before they met on the road with their hostages?

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    In Episode 2.8 Ricky shoots at Izzy, but Ed steps in to take the bullet. He dies asking Stede and Izzy to keep an eye on each other, and they are left picking up the pieces now that the centre of both of their universes is suddenly gone. It wasn't meant to be like this. But life doesn't always care about 'meant to be'.
    This is a story about love after love and joy after grief and what you might find after losing your soulmate.

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    Izzy discovers that his husband, Jack, has been cheating on him with their friend Edward. Izzy reaches out to Edward's husband, Stede, and they plan a little fuckery.

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    “We should light some candles. It’s getting dark in here.” Stede suggests, voice barely above a whisper.

    Ed looks between them, Stede and Izzy, and then down at their clasped hands. Eventually, his gaze lands on Izzy’s face, and he’s more vulnerable than Izzy’s seen him since – since Hornigold.

    “Are you staying, Iz?” Ed asks, eyes wide and glistening in the low light.

    Izzy freezes, looking from Stede to Ed and back again as panic ripples under the surface of his skin, tight and electric and it’s too much. They’ve done it before but never like this, quiet and intimate, and it feels different in ways Izzy isn’t sure he can process yet.

    When Stede’s fingers brush his wrist, Izzy jolts, eyes snapping up to meet Stede’s gaze. He’s smiling, soft and slow, looking at Izzy with that peculiar fondness of his. Stede raises his brows and Izzy knows what he’s asking – what he wants. Swallowing thickly, Izzy nods, and Stede’s touch alights from his skin as he turns to face Ed.

    “He’s staying.”

    ~'*'~

    A day in the life of three pirates, exploring work, love, and identity.

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    Recent divorcée Stede Bonnet meets master brewer Edward Teach and they decide to open a brewery together (while pining). The classic question of whether two people can successfully run a business together while they're falling in love. Who knows? Not this author.

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    Izzy was inspecting the library after Ed's pillaging, which is now fairly deep in the past, and is astonished by how quickly, all things considered, Stede has brought his archive to it's full glory again. He's so handsome that he gets fucked about it.

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    Stede and Ed are so in love with Izzy that they take every chance to fill him to the brim and gloat over their anger addled boyfriend :3

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    “I think coming here was a mistake. We should go back.”

    He hasn’t even stood before pain is ricochetting through Stede’s system, doubling him over as his vision briefly whites out. In the back of his mind, Stede is vaguely aware of Izzy to his side in a similar position, and it’s only when Ed is in front of them, cupping their faces with concern tucked into every inch of his frown, does the burning sensation ease.

    Instead of pain, heat floods Stede’s system instead. It pools in his chest, his head, rushes down his thighs and settles into his cock. Stede’s half-hard, disorientated, and can’t even find it within himself to care why this is happening. It just feels good, Ed’s skin on his, a balm to the overwhelming warmth.

    “Ed, I don’t -” Stede gasps through gritted teeth, already pulling at the buttons of his teal shirt for a bit of relief.

    It’s only when Ed falls forward, head resting on Stede’s shoulders as he pants through the pain, does Stede realise how royally fucked they are, because whatever this is is effecting Ed too.

    ~'*'~

    Ed takes Stede and Izzy to a new planet, and they all face the consequences.

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    “Really, Izzy. I don’t think that was a very professional way to handle that,” he chided.

    Izzy sneered. “And I’m sure running home to tell Daddy how the mean old assistant treated you would be the height of professionalism.”

    “I would never—!”

    When a married Stede and his assistant Izzy are gone on a work trip, they make the most of a single bed situation.

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    Stede Bonnet has had his fair share of fans over his many years of being in the spot light. Strange fan mail and behavior comes with the territory.

    Until he met Richard Banes.

    Now, Ricky has taken things to a new level of dangerous and obsessive and kidnapped Stede. The terror that awaits him only known to one.

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    Stede takes Ed bar hopping, but Ed wants nothing more than to go home and have Stede fuck him senseless. As his lust grows, an idea comes to mind of getting Stede to fuck him in the bar bathroom.

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    Ed Teach and his husband Izzy have been married for over twenty years. Once madly in love, neither of them knows how to bring the spark back, until Ed meets Stede Bonnet and his eccentric staff from the Revenge Apothecary, Bookshop, and Boutique. Having experienced a failed marriage, Stede offers Ed an ear and advice that actually strengthens and renews his and Izzy's love for each other...until Ed starts to fall for Stede too.

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    When Izzy's low-rent apartment is condemned and he has to move in with his ex-boyfriend's rich best friend Stede Bonnet, things go...better than expected.

    Until, that is, Izzy starts wetting the bed. From there, things spiral rapidly out of his control.

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    “Fucking hell. He’s right.” Izzy pushes away from the wall, standing close enough to Stede that their arms brush briefly. The contact sparks pleasure through Izzy’s system, followed by a relief so intense it’s almost painful. He can see it too in Stede’s face, the way it screws up, how his hands ball into fists at his side. “It was the flowers.”

    Stede composes himself, shaking his head ardently.

    “Impossible! They’re just normal flowers, with a nice bit of lore behind them. Nothing sinister at all.”

    The room wobbles again as Stede talks, the purple deeping and blurring everything else out. Izzy can only hear Stede’s voice in tones, feels the way they reverberate through his body, rattling his skull and his chest until nothing else matters.

    “But the last bit, love. About needing to kiss. To touch.”

    Stede goes still and then falls onto the bed at Ed’s side.

    “Oh fuck.”

    “Fuck indeed.” Roach sing-songs happily, resting a hand on Stede’s shoulder. “Might be the only cure, boss.”

    ~*'*~

    Ed, Stede, and Izzy discover some pretty insane foliage. The effects are undeniable.

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    Ed and Stede have a fussy baby on their hands. What will they do to make him content?

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    “What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.

    “Nothin’ and no.”

    “Want to come over?”

    Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”

    -

    That’s it. That’s the plot.

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    Izzy has a fantasy. Stede does everything in his power to make it come true.

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    When Ed misses cardio at the gym one day, Stede offers to help him finish up his workout.

    Or, Ed rides Stede and ignores him about it.

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    Ed and Stede have a shower together… well, Stede has two.

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