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    “I’m ready!” San pipes up. He’s sitting cross-legged on their old crusty washing machine in their cramped laundry closet. He’s wearing a pink matching pyjama set and has a clean towel swung over his shoulders. He’s going for a “this is what domestic bliss looks like” expression, preening at the camera with his dimples showing.

    “Are you sure your client isn’t a pervert? Who even asks for pictures like this?”

    “He needs new, never-seen-before stock images.” Explains San ignoring his cousin’s snort and a muttered, “whatever this is it wasn’t supposed to see the light of day.”

    Or,

    San needs money and he’s a little too gullible. So, when his nemesis, Wooyoung, concocts a plan to get back at San for ignoring him that one time in class, San has a big storm coming.
    Also, the kids enjoy an afternoon at an indoor playground (inspired by Salary Lupin Ep. 7).

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    There's a pause.

    “San, are you trying to get a goth girlfriend?”

    “What? No!”

    “There's no shame in admitting it, bro! We've all had a crush on at least one emo girl from 2009!”

    What on Earth is Mingi on about right now?

     

    - or Monster Hunter San is just trying to make some new friends outside of the job, but he's too much of an introvert for it. He does manage to befriend Yeosang, who is smarter, cooler, emo, and NOT A VAMPIRE AT ALL!!! NOT AN OUNCE OF VAMPIRISM IN HIM!! He can't be...even with the recent spike in vampiric presence...right? He can't be... he just can't...

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    Choi San thought he had his heart firmly in his hands, but then an Omega strides back into his life to prove how wrong he really is.

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    A primeira vez de Wooyoung havia sido terrível. Por essa razão, ele estava ansioso para que seu mais novo casinho, vulgo Jongho, compensasse este fato, lhe dando uma noite de prazer.
    Entretanto, as coisas não saíram como o planejado, restando a Wooyoung ir chorar suas pitangas no ombro de seu melhor amigo, Seonghwa.
    Ao chegar na casa de Seonghwa, porém, encontra apenas o irmão mais velho deste com uma menina em seu colo em uma pegação ávida no meio da sala.
    Wooyoung não suporta Choi San, então se ele não iria se divertir naquela noite, San definitivamente também não iria, e Wooyoung iria garantir isso.
    Bom, era o que ele achava, porque quanto a isso, Wooyoung estava muito, muito equivocado.

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    San has always wanted a brother. Not because he doesn't love his sister, but because he loves having siblings. He's grateful he got seven more when ATEEZ formed, and he's especially grateful for Seonghwa, who's unlike any of his other brothers. He goes into his room just to move his figurines so that Seonghwa will spend time fixing them as San rolls into his bed just to feel close to him and envelop himself in his scent. Because that's what brothers do, right? Right??

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    Hot summer of 1986 in sunny California.

    The Choi family owns half of the coastal town, and San has a clear path to his bright future. He loves partying with his girlfriend, flexing his muscles during baseball games, and is considered the perfect son in the eyes of every married couple in Monterey.

    Until he meets a lonely link, Jung Wooyoung, who dropped out of school when he was a kid and has more decrees than the entire Choi family, about which there were many legends anyway.

    And the forbidden fruit suddenly became the most desired for San. That's why he decides to get to know the life of a boy he never dreamed about even in his wildest nightmares.

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    Il tramonto, durante il medioevo, era considerato l'ora tra il cane e il lupo — inter canem et lupem, in latino.
    Si trattava di un momento della giornata in cui, con il calar della notte, si faticava a distinguere tra un cane e un lupo, tra qualcosa di cui ci si può o non ci si può fidare.

    Il cavaliere di corte Choi San non aveva mai creduto a questa leggenda popolare, ma quando, durante un turno di guardia al tramonto, si ritroverà ad affogare in un paio di occhi pieni di stelle così dolorosamente familiari, sentirà tutte le sue certezze crollare per lasciare spazio ad un inspiegabile amore proibito con un perfetto sconosciuto senza nome né volto.

    ( pubblicato anche su wattpad )

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    “Hongjoong-ssi, if I may add,” San begins, something fraying in his otherwise calm professional demeanor. “I believe it would be best if we did not work together on this job.”

    “I picked both of you because of your differences, both geographical and technical. San is from the Northern sector, and Wooyoung is from the Southern one. San prioritizes efficiency, while Wooyoung is able to think and act creatively under fire. I understand that there is a previous rivalry between you two, but I trust that it can and will be overcome due to your loyalty to the Seoul mafia.” Hongjoong pauses, fixing first Wooyoung, then San with a warning glare. Strong sunlight illuminates his features in stark severity. “There will be no changes to this arrangement. So excuse my sharp tongue, but both of you need to shut the fuck up and accept it.”

     

    Or, the one in which Seonghwa and Hongjoong, the infamous lead duo of the Seoul mafia, decide that their best friend, Yeosang, needs to be assigned not one, but two bodyguards in order to keep him safe. There's only a slight problem. Just a small little conflict. A wee bit of trouble. His bodyguards hate each other.

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    “Well unless you’re thinking of asking one of the dead bodies around you for help, it looks like I’m the only other person still out here.” San is just kneeling next to Wooyoung. Like Wooyoung was a king and San was just his humble servant.

    “Bloodsucking bitch.” Wooyoung mumbles.

    San can feel his lips push out in a pout he didn’t give them permission to make. “That’s not a very nice thing to say to the person who’s helping you.”

    Wooyoung scoffs at him. “No one asked you to help me.”

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    Everything happened on a whim at their year-end party. It only took one day for Choi San to ponder that maybe, just maybe, he has always liked Wooyoung more than friends.

    OR that one time where Wooyoung, a little too drunk, gave San a casual peck on the lips. San, a little too drunk, could not stop thinking about that incident.

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    Seonghwa was looking for a prey and San came on his way

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    San didn’t show up to Wooyoung’s birthday live.

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    He just wanted to be free, was that so hard?

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    During a summer camp trip to the lake, San meets Mingi and he runs away with him with his car and meets 6 others runaways.
    Who knew life would be this fun?

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    Genius coder San is tired of being the outsider. He despises the holiday season because it reminds him of that very fact.
    He doesn’t even fit in with the guys at work, though Yunho, at least, keeps trying to be nice. The man is cute and sweet, but San thinks his crush is doomed.

    A few days before Christmas, San is having the worst of days. Yunho comes to his aid when disaster strikes, and while San is grateful, he cannot find the opportunity to express his gratitude. A little friendly intervention finally sets San on the path to Yunho, with a little Christmas cheer to help him out.

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    san looked at seonghwa in confusion, wondering why he was being told any of this shit.

    "you see, i need a new bodyguard."

    ah. that was why.

     

    (or: the ateez kinnporsche au no one needed)

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    After dropping out of college Choi San works as a florist and loses himself in the busy lifestyle of adulthood. In order to be able to pay his student loans he has to take a second job at the laboratory just out of town. Everything goes pretty smooth until one day he gets lost in the many corridors of work and ends up where he is not supposed to be.
    He stumbles upon a new face who at first he thinks nothing of, but later finds out he needs to help them or they might not make it out.

     

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    San is a security guard at the laboratory at nights. He was told not to enter the D wing on multiple accords, except one night he gets distracted and lost. He finds Wooyoung, a mermaid in great trouble, and sets out to help him by any means necessary.

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    In a world full of gears and mechanics, you find yourself occupying your time with intricately designed machinery. That is until you find yourself in quite the predicament forcing you to board a world-renowned airship, known as Twilight. There, you find yourself face-to-face with some of the most complex pirates you'll ever meet.

    aka

    You make somewhat rash decisions on your way to closure and fall in love with an idiotic medic while also befriending some of the most dangerous people ever. How fun!

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    Despite being the loud, boisterous powerhouse that he is, Wooyoung does have a few insecurities that he doesn't really let anyone else know about.

    The biggest of those insecurities leading to him denying a part of himself for years. The part of him that just really wants to wear a skirt and feel confident in it.

    After spending all this time hiding that particular urge from others, through a series of very unfortunate events, his secret is discovered, terrifying him. Fortunately, or unfortunately if you ask him, he has amazing Hyungs who are only too happy to help him become more confident in his hidden wants and desires.

    His biggest supporters being none other than Kim Hongjoong and Kang Yeosang.

    Will dealing with not only an insecurity that has plagued him since childhood, but also with a hopeless, seemingly unrequited crush on his precious Sannie lead to him maturing into the best version of himself? Or will the emotional turmoil it causes him be too much for him to handle and send him spiralling down the well of anxiety he had dragged himself out of all those years ago?

    Yeah, he doesn't know the answer to that either.

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    san's car breaks down on the way to his brother's wedding — surely this creepy ass mansion with a graveyard on it's lawn is a good place to ask for help, right?

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    They say that at the end of the mist trial you’ll find your heart’s deepest desire.

    San decides to submit to the trial. He has no idea what is waiting for him. He has no idea how hard the trial is going to be.

    ___________
    for the -tober event. Prompt - MIST.

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