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Your name is John Egbert, and all of a sudden this prank of dressing up like Dave at his party seems like a very bad idea. Although, his older brother seems determined to convince you otherwise.
A fill for a prompt on the kink meme that requested John dressing up/cosplaying as Dave with some very serious consequences regarding a certain Bro Strider.
EDIT: I was planning on this being just one chapter, but people asked if I could continue it in order to add some Dave into the mix. And, well, I got bored and a fucked up love triangle seemed appealing.
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When John moves in with Dave, he gets to know Bro better than he'd expected, especially with Dave always out attending to his 'DJ-ing duties'. However, when Dave starts to suspect something going on between his best friend and his older brother, he's not happy to say the least.
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A collection of requested BroJohn fics. Generally underage John. Some of them are not consensual. Will be updated whenever I write a new dabble.
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John Egbert, proud to finally lose his virginity to the owner / prostitute of PlushRump . A huge fanbase for porn. But what happens if the feelings remain, and what happens if the Parentals find out...
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When you were five, you might not have been the smartest kid on the your block. You also might have asked Bro Strider to marry you in some convoluted kind of way. Sixteen years later, it’s still haunting you, just not in the way you’d really expected.
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John is determined to sin over the summer away from The Holy Faithful School for Boys (HFS), with a new friend from the movie theatre, after losing faith in God.
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BroJohn where John stays over and Dave falls asleep before him, yeah. I really don't know why I'm posting this. It's a terrible one-shot.
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uhh,,, second attempt at fanfiction, first attempt at porn. if people like it ill probably maybe continue it?? aight lemme know
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“I think you’re making this too black and white,” John muttered, brushing Dave’s hand away irritably. “You can recognize that someone of the same sex is attractive without being gay or being, you know, actually attracted to them.”
“Except that you are attracted to him.”
“Yeah,” John finally responded, “yeah, I am.”
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So shota-John is a nono round these parts.
Hes gonna piss around, play round, piss Bro off.
TW: Possible underage? ?? Idk.
Maybe a daddy kink owo
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Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point
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- Part 3 of The Asshat Chronicles
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John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)
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A collection of my shorter oneshots - If you like my writing style, I take suggestions!
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a collaborative fanfic bc AYYYYYYY brojohn is bae js
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Don't meet up with people off chat sites, John.
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In which a confused young man buys a car and drives around in it, hoping to find himself but instead finding interesting people and incidentally helping them find eachother by roadrunner
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 May 2021
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When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
"But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?" -
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Depression is hard. You suffer through those down days in which you don't want to interact with people. You have those days when you don't even want to get out of bed. Sure, there are days when you feel normal. You are happy and, hey, maybe everything is going to be alright. But then. Then. Then there are the smallest things. The smallest things can set it off again. A word. A gesture. And you go spiraling down again. And it's a cycle.
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John Egbert has been suffering through depression through most of his high school life. He has learned how to hide it, how to make sure no one knows what he's actually feeling. But as one night comes and passes, he's not so sure he can keep it to himself anymore. He feels his mask start to crumble. His facade is wearing away. He can't hide everything anymore. Will someone notice him breaking down, or will he do something irrevocable before someone can take control and help him through his darkness? -
Forbidden Plush (Otherwise Known as That Time Your Gay Ass Got Handed to You by Your Best Friend's Brother) by ravesinthesky
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Jul 2016
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Just a really short, really silly drabble about John and Bro gettin' it on. Smuppets included. I co-wrote this with a friend of mine a while back. Dave and John are both 21, and in college, while Bro is in his early 30's.
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Your name is John Egbert, and you've been an orphan since you were 13. You're 22 and a half now, and of course you're not in an orphanage anymore, but you can't help but think about your past.
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Bro Strider and John Egbert. One shots.
May include the following:
-smut
-violence
-fluff
-plot (woah)
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John is fourteen when he goes to visit Dave and his lame-as-shit brother. Things go smoothly and Dave's Bro actually isn't so bad to hang out with. He's not the coolest guy ever, but there are definitely ways that he could be lamer.
There are very obvious ways he could be cooler, though.
Not offering weed and anal sex to a fourteen year old boy is one of them.
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Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Sep 2013
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together." -
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John learns that Dave's brother is incredibly well-endowed. And can't stop thinking about his ginormous cock.
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John is fourteen when he goes to visit Dave and his lame-as-shit brother. Things go smoothly and Dave's Bro actually isn't so bad to hang out with. He's not the coolest guy ever, but there are definitely ways that he could be lamer.
There are very obvious ways he could be cooler, though.
Not offering weed and anal sex to a fourteen year old boy is one of them.
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The Trials and Tribulations of Bro Strider's Insomnia by LadyLaela (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Jul 2012
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“Competitive little shits,” Bro grunted, and John lifted his head, wiping tears of hilarity from his eyes. The innocent schoolboy smile had turned into a truly devilish grin that made something down below go ping.
His dick. It was his dick.
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"You know, you seem like a pretty straight forward kid, but I still can't figure you out," Bro says.
"What do you mean?" You reply, and your voice sounds small and strained.
"I mean one minute you're cuddlin' with my kid brother on the couch, making the most sincere 3rd grade moves on him, and the next you're blushin' and battin' your eyelashes at me like an anime schoolgirl."
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Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Sep 2013
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together." -
Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Sep 2013
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together." -
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You don't care what he says. Bro Strider is yours.
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"So what? John, you are in love with this fucking idiot, we established that back in fucking March, remember? Love doesn't wait. It's here and now and you have to fucking go with it when it calls because if you fuck it up, you aren't going to get a second shot."
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A story spanning many years, about first crushes, falling in love and growing up, and all the joy and heartbreak that it brings.
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Pain, angst, pain, more angst, and some fluff and brilliant characterization thrown in. Plus, tri-daily updates make up fora lot.
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You know that you and Egbert have radically different concepts of what, precisely, constitutes a prank.
This does not discourage you in the slightest.
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John likes Dave. John attempts to get Dave under the mistletoe.
He gets Bro instead.
Thus begins the brojohns.
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John likes Dave. John attempts to get Dave under the mistletoe.
He gets Bro instead.
Thus begins the brojohns.
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"So what? John, you are in love with this fucking idiot, we established that back in fucking March, remember? Love doesn't wait. It's here and now and you have to fucking go with it when it calls because if you fuck it up, you aren't going to get a second shot."
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A story spanning many years, about first crushes, falling in love and growing up, and all the joy and heartbreak that it brings.
Series
- Part 1 of The NLTiverse