16 Works in Blockbuster Berlermo (La Casa de Papel)

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    When Augustin Ramos is found dead on his birthday with a stab wound in his heart, every evidence and motive points to Andres de Fonollosa.

    However, as revelations happen and more bodies turn up, things are not what they seem and something far more sinister is revealed to be at play.

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    When Raquel arrived in Palawan, they were both very happy. They made love and had fun for hours. Raquel was considering staying in Palawan for good. But there were things Serio didn't tell him.

    Like the fact that Andres didn't actually die in the robbery and that he was his brother.

    Small details.

     

    (İncludes serquel and berlermo!)

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    Martín, his agent, the love of his personal and professional life, hired a group of violent strangers to brutalize, abduct, and film him for the sake of publicity. It was insane, the absolute sort of unhinged absurdity Sergio warned him against.

    “You’re a fucking genius,” Andrés said, a grin crawling across his bloodied mouth, “and just when I thought I couldn’t possibly love you more.”

    (Or, Andrés is an actor struggling to stay relevant and Martín is his agent. Their lives go downhill when a kidnapping goes wrong. And unlike the movies, things get very ugly very fast.)

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    They laughed like normal people, and spoke like normal people.
    They tried their best to include him in their conversations, and they seemed genuinely compassionate. Martín learnt their names soon enough.
    The woman with the long hair was called Ágata.
    The guy with the irritating laugh was Daniel.
    The boy who looks no older than 17 is Aníbal
    Silene is a complete wild card, and the bruises on his neck were barely beginning to heal where she dug her cat claws into his skin.
    Last but not least, is Andrés.

    Andrés is… something else.
    He would be hot if he weren’t crazy.

    A “Girl Interrupted” AU

    In simple words, after a breakdown Martín gets sent to a psych ward and meets an irresistable patient who he can’t seem to stay away from.

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    “I’m asking you, if you’d like to be my dom.

    “As in-” Andrés’ brow creased further. “Dominant?”

    “Yes. So you do know the terms.”

    Andrés blinked, then replied with a baffled, “Why?”

    “Because it’s my kink,” Martín told him, point blank, “I’m a sexual masochist and this is the kind of thing that gets me off.”

    (Or, the berlermo co-workers to lovers AU. After an embarrassing mishap, Martín invites his aloof colleague to dominate him in the sadomasochistic sense. No romantic strings attached. But that declaration doesn't last very long.)

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    Andrés de Fonollosa,

    Hold on to the pen drive like your life depends on it and don't trust anyone.

    Dalí.

    *

    When Andrés recieves an unknown envelope with a pendrive, he becomes a part of a deadly conspiracy capable of changing the world's balance with fatal consequences.

    With the world's deadliest criminal organization hell bent on killing him and a man who keeps saving his life but at the same time keeps things from him, will Andrés be able to survive the ordeal?

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    When Andrés has to go to a different school, after moving in with his dad, things he imagined never to be possible happen.

    Or: I'm sorry. Don't murder/block/hate me please, this is all Nada's fault :)

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    2/?
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    Andrés is a time-traveler. Martín is an immortal. The rest is a history yet to come.

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    « When Andrés takes his head in his hands and kisses him, hungry and as if his life depended on it, Martín realizes it's the first time they ever kiss, and intertwines his tongue with his, never wanting to part with the flesh of his flesh.

    He carouses in that mouth, almost tasting wine, gold and glory.

    And a better life too.

    And, as he swore to himself when he was just a kid, he has no intention of letting it go. »

    Or: Crimson Peak / Gothic AU

     

    Written for the Berlermo Blockbuster Week 2022 ❦

     

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    Then he remembered where he was and took a good look at the man, seeing his rough appearance.

    He clutched his luggage tighter and drew himself to his full height, taking advantage of the inches he had on him.

    "If you want money I don't have any."

    The man snorted. He didn't look intimidated. "Maybe I'd believe you if you didn't look like you just stepped out of a red carpet." He spoke with a raspy and strong accent, clearly a local by the sound of it. He looked Andrés up and down. "I was told to look for a fancy gentleman in a suit, so I'm assuming you're Andrés de Fonollosa."

    "Yes, and you are?" He questioned relaxing slightly.

    The man laughed, a deep and scratchy sound from deep within his belly, flashing a cute little gap in his upper teeth on the left side. His eyes shone brightly.

    "Martín Berrote, at your service. I'm your official escort." He said, offering a hand.

    Or this is a romcom where tourist Andrés meets local guide Martín.

    Romance and trouble in paradise proceed to follow.

    1/3/22: Edit, Chapter 2 added.

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    "Andrés is really not easy to work with. But you know, I think, you could handle him."

    This wasn’t a real dance studio, Martín was sure. It looked like the entrance hall to a movie theatre, with the polished dark wooden floors, the golden-framed windows and the velvet white curtains.

    "And you need to follow immediately, because I don’t want to choke you.”
    "But you're pretending to."

    "You know bisexual people exist, right?”

    What had Andrés said? That it was about power. And he’d be lying if he said he didn’t want it too.

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    The wind is whistling around him and his heart is beating so hard in his chest it's deafening.

    Martín opens his eyes to see the forty stories high drop before him and feels his throat closing and his breath catching.

    He supposes he should be used to this kind of thing, but he honestly isn't. By now it has happened enough for people to start joking about it and consider it a normal occurrence. And it is a normal occurrence, at this point Martín is getting threatened, ambushed, shot, trapped or kidnapped at least once a week.

    Still, this is the first time he's been dangled over the edge of a building and he hadn't noticed until then how much he really hates heights.

    Or the Berlermo Superhero Blockbuster where Andrés is a superhero, Martín is an intrepid journalist and Arturo is the villain because I needed a comedic bad guy.

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    That day, he was astonished by the revelation that when Martín was saying “I would melt gold with you,” what he meant was “I love you.” And the shock of that day was only dethroned by the amazement Andrés felt when he realized that he, without a doubt, loved Martín back. 

    Or, the Berlermo "Princess Bride" AU; how Andrés de Fonollosa found true love in a tale of swashbuckling pirates and evil knight errants.

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    Martín looked in the face of the man he loved more than anyone in the world, trying to find anything that would let him know that Andrés was still here. But he saw absolutely nothing. As if his best friend ditched his own body and went somewhere far away. Martín felt the tears welling up in his eyes again. He realized that he was extremely tired, which was not surprising given the events of the night and the fact that he hadn't slept for almost two days now. He pressed his forehead on the bed near Andrés' hand and allowed himself to cry for god knows which time in the past few days. However, this time he was cautious, holding back the loud sobs and only whispering:

    -Where are you?

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    “Do I know you?” Martín asked, squinting at him. There was some intrigue in his gaze, but it was mostly intellectual. He didn’t care, but he was interested. Lately, these small variations had come to rule over much of Andrés’s life. “I feel like I would remember you, had we met before.”

    “You don’t, not right now. But we are best friends. We’ll get back there, give it a week.” It only ever took a week, and that was the only good thing about this. Martín instinctually knew his place, he came back to it, every time. They crafted their world from ashes in the same span of time God had once crafted his.

     

    In which Martín keeps erasing his memories of Andrés, and Andrés keeps dragging him back - an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Berlermo Blockbuster.

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    Andrés and Martín work together to renovate a beautiful monastery in Italy, and find a way to keep themselves occupied during the lonely nights away from home.

    However, neither of them is able to forget about the other, and everything gets complicated when Andrés marries and fights to maintain his facade.

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    56
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    10
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