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After a lifetime to doing what was expected of him, Stede Bonnet finds himself jobless, disowned, divorced (happily) and newly out. He runs to the one place he had always felt safe: his late grandmother's summer home in Purple Bay, Nova Scotia where they had spent most of Stede's summer's together when he was a child.
It isn't the same without his grandmother Anne, of course. Stede misses her, misses his children, his ex wife Mary and even Mary's boyfriend Doug. Can he make a new life for himself here in this small town, can he carve out some happiness for himself? Can he make lasting friendships? Can he survive Ed, his neighbour across the road? He's easily the most beautiful person Stede has ever seen...
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Ed and Stede are reunited and are ready to chase their happiness.
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- Part 3 of Tales of Tattoos and Tea Parties
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Ed's in Aotearoa. Stede is not.
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- Part 2 of Tales of Tattoos and Tea Parties
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A month after his 21st birthday, Ed learns that the choices made that night mean there's a 1 in 4 chance he could be the father of the baby Anne Bonny just discovered she was carrying.
Even though he knows the child may not be his, Ed offers to raise it on the condition that if Anne does not want to be a mother to it, she signs over her parental rights and gives him sole custody.Ed loves being a dad. Being a single dad can get lonely, sure Ed has hook-ups, fuck buddies, and friends with benefits; but, what he really wants is a relationship.
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- Part 1 of Tales of Tattoos and Tea Parties
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In which Louis Bonnet-Teach learns the difference between sharpies and washable markers and Ed gets a ‘new tattoo’ in an unfortunate place.
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- Part 12 of Photographs & Memories
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The Sunrise After the Nightmare by ShesAKillerQueen98
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jun 2024
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Now that Izzy is back home safe and sound, Isabella hopes life can go back to normal. But both she and Izzy have been left scarred by their encounters in more ways than one. Changes are coming, both good and bad, and she's found changes in herself as well that she doesn't know how to weather and even try to hide. What she can say for certainty is that the hardest thing in all this is accepting help. As much as she tries to hide, everyone around her can see through her like window glass; she's starting to fall apart.
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- Part 22 of The Songbird Chronicles
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All the stars are a riot of flowers by Silvernightwalker for heyhayley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Apr 2024
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Written for day 1 of Jan-AU-ry - prompt: Library
Stede takes his children to the library. A meet-cute ensues.
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Ed's the culinary enthusiast in the family and there's another bake sale coming up. What's Ed gonna do? NOT make the best cupcakes Bridgetown Elementary has ever seen?
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- Part 4 of edward teach: step-dad extraordinaire
- Part 5 of our flag means modern au
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Izzy is forced to endure continued vacationing while also attempting to figure out this whole 'parenting' thing. Along the way, he starts to make some connections that allow him to see some of Edward's past choices in a new light.
Meanwhile, Edward makes an effort to win Cat's affections while Stede does his best to be supportive of them all.
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- Part 2 of Silver Springs
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Pre-teen Alma asks Ed about gender.
Fluffvember Day 5: Blanket Fort, "I'm rambling, aren't I?"
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- Part 5 of Fluffvember
- Part 2 of Daddy and Zaddy
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Edward Teach is the director of the best marching band in the state. They win every competition with ease, and he’s renowned for his work in music education across the country. Only one problem: he hates his job.
Stede Bonnet is the new director of a struggling program after only two years teaching general music. He’s in over his head and he’s waiting to drown.
Ed and Stede meet, and all the sudden everything seems possible. Maybe Ed can love teaching again. Maybe Stede can change his band for the better. Maybe they could be so much more than just teacher friends.
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Isabella wakes up one morning feeling like shit. What follows is a series of misunderstandings and well, mostly male pirates not knowing which end is up before things get resolved.
Full disclosure, this is pure shitpost but I was in the mood for something fun this week.
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- Part 18 of The Songbird Chronicles
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Things are relatively back to normal on board The Revenge, well as normal as they can be. But people are still struggling to cope with everything that's happened.
One night while doing rounds, Ed discovers that his daughter has been hiding much more than he could have imaginedSeries
- Part 17 of The Songbird Chronicles
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Izzy and Edward, boyfriends of ex-priest Stede Bonnet, are introduced to his family. It takes all of one night for them to deconsecrate their bed.
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- Part 8 of Ataraxia in Apostasy
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Stede and Ed visit the Bonnet children. Things don't go as planned.
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The Black Knight and The Lord Bonnet by PrincessDianaArtemis
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet is excited to take his kids to the renaissance faire, has commissioned costumes and plotted out the exciting things they could experience, the jousts included.
Little did he know, his daughter Alma would make it a faire he would never forget.
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- Part 9 of OFMD JanAUary
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Izzy está mirando fulminante a todos estos cabrones pavoneándose por la puta playa como si esto fuera normal. No puede creer que estos malditos idiotas trajeron niños para interactuar con putos piratas. ¿Qué clase de crianza irresponsable es esa? ¿Y también está Jim, enseñándole a la puta hija como lanzar putos cuchillos? No-- no lo hará. Nada de involucrarse en ninguno de sus jodidos-- ay maldita sea. Con un gruñido, Izzy se acerca a ellos. No es como si fueran a escucharlo, pero es mejor que intente intervenir ahora antes de que la niña reciba una puñalada y Mary intente asesinar a Jim. Algo le dice que ella sería capaz.
La vida en la barco continua. Izzy sigue estando adoptado a la fuerza y acosado por la tripulación mientras aprende que son las emociones, Su nueva recluta se adapta mejor a su nuevo hogar, todas las parejas siguen estando asquerosamente enamoradas y Lucius está harto de ser el único tripulante que tiene putos ojos.
(Si esta es la primera parte que lees, hay un pequeño resumen en las notas.)
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- Part 7 of Sin ataduras sobre mí
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World-famous, swashbuckling wizard Blackbeard is leaving his days of adventure for teaching.
According to the rumours circulating, Professor Stede Bonnet is unimpressed.
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- Part 5 of OFMD JanAUary
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Ed never thought he was good with kids, until he met Stede's.
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“Unhand my cabin boy!” Alma shouted, holding her wooden sword out at arms length, one hand on her hip. The feather in her Captain’s hat drooped in her peripheral vision as Louis watched from behind a sofa.
“Never!” Ed yelled, his arm wound tightly around Stede’s waist as the rope kept his captive’s hands bound behind his back. Stede was trying to look frightened, but he wasn’t sure it was working.
“Then prepare to fight!” Alma answered, her eyes flashing and a dangerous curve of a smile on her lips.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------My submission for the Spring Tides Zine!
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Stede fills in for Mary, volunteering at the kids' day camp
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- Part 26 of OFMD Slowvember Drabbles