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    I recently finished the dirk gently series and than this popped in my head after this will revolve around both season of the show so their is the chance of spoilers if season 2 has not been seen it focuses on Bart and ken on the run finding their purpose in life while traveling together

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    “It's real, isn't it? It's all real. You really are who you say you are. Some kind of… killer angel”

    As it turns out, Ken is wrong.

    Bart is painfully, utterly human.

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    "This universe-hacking thing isn't going so great for you, huh?"

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    He huffed in disgust. “I solved the bloody case.”
    Todd’s eyes went wide. “You… usually seem a little happier about that, when it happens.”
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    Five months after Bergsberg, the Holistic Detective Agency is finding a groove, and Dirk is maybe—just maybe—starting to trust a good thing to last. But a bout of cat-subsidized calm draws to a sharp close when Dirk and Todd find an impossibly-severed head on a rare day off. Unbeknownst to the Agency, the ever-accumulating Rowdy 3, or even the enthusiastic new leadership at Blackwing, a decades-old play for control is poised to ripple across a fractious, fractured, and fractal Universe. Survival will mean holding true to oneself, even in the face of friends and family—whether given, chosen, or fatalistically entwined.

    A longform take on The Season 3 That Never Was; 7/2024: will be updating again in the next few weeks!

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    If there was one thing Dirk knew about having a boyfriend who played guitar — wait, actually, Dirk didn’t know anything about that.

    If there was one thing Dirk hoped, it was that boyfriends with guitars sometimes played guitar for the people they were the boyfriends of. For boyfriend reasons.

    (aka Dirk and the Quest to Jam)

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    Ken isn't angry with Bart. At least, not anymore. (Ken's perspective at the end of 2x10, "Nice Jacket.")

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    The Season 3 of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency that never was.

    Todd finds that he is getting this whole "holistic" thing down, but perhaps too much for Dirk's taste when they are hired by a goat via her legal representation: Holistic Lawyer Hoss Esquire. Amanda and the Rowdy 3 make the journey to their next concert but find themselves waylaid by an acceleration of strangeness in the Olympic National Forest. Ken seems to have a handle over Bart and Blackwing--or does he? And Farah finds herself in an eternal struggle for good versus evil in the form of a rubber duck.

    Join us for the next case for our favorite detectives!

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    This is basically my version of Season 3 so buckle up and get ready for a wild, crazy, holistic ride. And oh, keep an eye out and pay attention to "irrelevant" details...

    They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend.

    When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean.

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    Dirk wakes up, and finds that he has no longer got hunches. Instead, there is a Blackwing alarm. He finds out that Mona can no longer change shape, and Bart is mysteriously missing. When the Rowdies start causing deaths, they realise they have to find a solution.

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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    Trapped and alone once again at Blackwing, Bart’s still waiting for a sign from the universe about where she really belongs. Amanda's strange visions of a woman who needs her help prompt the Rowdy 3 to rescue her from the clutches of their oldest enemy.

    After losing Ken and Panto, Bart’s hesitant to trust any more friends the universe puts in her path. But maybe the punk life is exactly where she belongs. Maybe a holistic witch is just the answer she'd been looking for.

    (Or - how a murderous dirt muppet joined a weird supernatural punk family)

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    “I read what I need to read. Just like I eat food when it comes to me, and find cars that start when they’re supposed to, and drive to wherever I gotta go.”

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    reboot 483
    This is the bad place!” cries Dirk, again, and Friedkin just about catapults himself into the sun.

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    Buzzfeed Unsolved AU: Dirk and Todd are paranormal investigators with a relatively popular youtube channel. When they decide to go visit a supposedly haunted house in Todd's hometown (and bring Amanda along with them) things go a bit different than usual.

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    The universe is contagious.

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    Todd and Amanda have the most boring lives in the world. They miss class, smoke pot and hate everyone. One day, a new kid arrives at the school, and from there, things get weirder and weirder. And they will have to save the world they know and don't know, or at least try it.

    This is my part for the DGHDA Big Bang <3

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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