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    Welcome to the first chapter of the stories I wanted to write but somehow never got around to.
    Some of these (quite a few) will be dark, a few less so, most of them funny, but not all.
    The majority will be crossovers, but not all.
    A wide variety here. Read each chapter as it is posted to find out which that chapter is.

    Each chapter is a separate short-story (mostly the intro) to a story idea I never got around to write, and may never finish. Sadly.
    But if you like an idea, feel free to use it. Some of these come with a per-sketched story arch, feel free to ask for that if you want it as well.
    Or throw in a comment and vote for it to be written -and I'll keep in mind which stories people like once I have the time to start anything new.

    Beyond that; Enjoy these snippets of the things that does not yet exist.

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    A year after the events at Chesapeake and Hannibal seeks Clarice out for help.

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    ( UNDERGOING RENOVATIONS!! )
    THIS FIC IS 5 YEARS OLD AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T READ WELL ANYMORE. IT'S TIME I REWROTE AND REWORKED ITS PLOT AND CHAPTERS! THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOW PROCESS CAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO DO! BUT WE WILL ALL BENEFIT FROM THIS, TRUST ME!

    Barney and the rest of the Resistance do everything in their power to get their Gordon back. But their Gordon doesn’t exist any more. This Gordon was under Combine command.

    No matter how the war ends Gordon will never be the same man again, not with out life changing repercussions.

    Is the one free man...really free after all?

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    Ravenholm is no more.

    Due to a sudden explosion, the town was practically wiped from the map, not just in population but now in structure.

    A White Forest recon team was sent to investigate and retrieve whatever they could from the rubble and ashes of the former haven town.

    There, they pull out a man.

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    What happens if instead of the limo Ted and Barney fight in the alley and it goes a bit further, Marshall steps in, Lily helps Barney realise that he cares about Robin.
    I thought I’d posted this already, but I guess not so here it is.

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    Sebastian Fletcher has never been anything close to normal in his life; the closest he's ever gotten has been working for the Black Mesa Research Facility, a job that most people wouldn't consider normal to begin with. But for Seb, it's the least stressed he's ever been in his life, and that's good enough. He has friends, a stable job, and for the first time ever, a chance at a decent life. Of course, it's not going to pan out that way; in fact, the goddamn world started ending about 6 hours ago, not that anyone noticed at the time. But Seb doesn't care. He has NEVER cared. He doesn't care about what exactly is happening, or what caused it, or how to stop it. He is not the One Free Man, he is not the Guiding Shephard, he's just Seb. And Seb just wants to live. That's not so bad, is it?

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    gordon brings home a tarantula someone at their job gave him and surprises barney with it. who's not the most thrilled. not beta-read I wrote this under an hour or two

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    After the events of HL2: Episode 2, Gordon and Barney get to talking while sharing a drink in the White Forest base. One too many drinks leads to a breakdown of inhibitions.

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    Set during Episode 703 when Marshall and Barney make a bet to see Lily's breasts. The outcome however is different to the original ending with Lily becoming Barney's sex slave.

    Please be nice in your critique. This is the first fanfic I've written and the first one I've published

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    Y'all thought there would only be one thing and that was it? HAH, got y'all. :D
    Anyways, here's volume 2. God bless y'all and enjoy.

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    So, you know how Barney promised Robin he wouldn’t sleep with Anita? Well what if he broke that promise what would he have to do to make it up to her.

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    The golden era of Aperture Science is cut short when a freak accident causes Cave Johnson’s assistant Caroline to be placed in long-term stasis. She wakes up in not just a new decade, but a new location as well – the Black Mesa Research Facility, several hours before the Resonance Cascade. Old rivals and new friends are called upon to act as heroes during humanity's darkest hours. Caroline is no hero, but she just might be right woman Black Mesa needs on their side.

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    A look into the aftermath of About that Beer, and the events that take place after the end of the Combine on Earth. With the freedom they had so fiercely fought for now in their grasp, humans have some work to do- and Gordon Freeman has a life to live.

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    The Avengers were formed slowly, , Natasha was sent to watch over Tony Stark making sure he didn't do anything stupid. Captain Rogers was thawed under the watchful eye of Shiled and then continued to serve his country in what ever way he could. Thor seemed rather captivated with human life in earth and found himself frequently here and using his godly powers to protect people. Doctor Bruce Banner while for a long time was hunted by Shiled until the leading agent of that team got close enough to him to realize he was more than a monster helped Shield on occasion mostly science related but sometimes as the hulk.

    The five of them were often made to work together either by order of Fury and Coulson or because they were in the area and couldn't help themselves from assisting. So Tony being that man he is would invite them over for parties, or to show them upgrades he made or wants to make to their suits. While he is horrible at following orders he seems happy to be in a team, to be depended on and have someone to depend on.

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    How i imagine the Avengers coming together if the attack on New York never happened.

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    “Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”

    “Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.

    Podfic of Liminal Spaces by thepartyresponsible.

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    The one in which Bucky is a WereLion and Clint is a human disaster with a heart of gold. Alternate Universe that begins a week after the battle of NY and the timeline is late Spring, early summer. Yelena is Clint’s best friend instead of Natasha. Coulson didn’t die. The writer plays fast and loose with the MCU timeline and Bucky has a mostly similar but very different background along with Natasha and Brock.

    While healing from being wounded during the battle of NY, Clint gets mail that tells him he needs to go to Iowa so he uses this as an excuse to avoid having to spend months in the tower being bored. On the way to his farm, Clint stops briefly in the town motel overnight. In the morning, he is groggy on pain-killers and pretty much out of it when he encounters the Circus and Bucky the lion being tormented. He has no idea what is going on and things snowball a bit. Now his farm is hosting the Circus and he’s not sure how that happened but he's going to roll with it.

    Clint gets embroiled in many things at the farm related to his brother’s shenanigans and Bucky the Lion then a guy who’s supposed to be healing from brain trauma and a broken arm should not be dealing with.

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    Ted and Marshall have been best friends for years, but lately, something’s changed between them. They don’t talk about it, they don’t acknowledge it and yet there’s an undeniable tension building. Ted’s heart is racing, Marshall’s smile is more than friendly. Maybe it’s easier to let things stay unspoken, or maybe, just maybe, it’s better this way.

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    The sequel to I Really Love You. This time, Professor Tinkerputt has invented a brand new sex toy that could change the world.

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    Barney wasn’t entirely sure that he hadn’t dreamed what Albert had done to his neck until he went to wash up, at which point he saw the scar, clear as anything in the small speckled mirror on top of his dresser.

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    Gordon Freeman, theoretical physicist at Black Mesa finds out about a post-apocalyptic video game fanfiction some weirdo made about him; the sentient AI contained inside the game (who's a doppelgänger of Gordon’s best friend Barney Calhoun) and his space telescope friend may just be able to hunt down his creepy stalker.

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