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Choose (to suffer because you love) by insonniacaotica
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Dec 2024
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“Did I fail you, Barbs?”
"Yes," the girl said quietly. "You suck."
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"Guys..." Bruce began.
"I know you don't want to hear about demons, old man, just give us five minutes," Jason said, which set off more alarms in Bruce's head, but...
The smell of gasoline filled the air.
"Down!" Stephanie shouted.
Before he could react, Bruce saw the waffle shop explode.
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Or the story where Bruce has a plan: to go shopping with his children and his not-children. The Joker also has a plan. Both plans end badly.
Actually, all good things are thanks to Barbara Gordon.Series
- Part 11 of Creatures of the Other World - Batfamily AU
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Babs wasn't a smoker, far from it.
OR: The continuation of Jason Todd adopting Joker Junior.
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- Part 2 of Love Me For Who I Was
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“Whatcha got there, Bruce?” Dick said, frowning as he took in Batman’s wriggly cape.
Bruce grunted, reached into the manifold shadows that made up his essence, and found what he was looking for.
“Shadow,” he said proudly, and held up his newest kid.
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- Part 9 of Oh! The Humanity!
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Some might tell you that becoming friends with benefits with your best friend, who you also have a crush on, might not be the best decision you could make. Dick would agree. It was all really complicated. He should have thought about it more, but now they were drunk and at a party, surely he could allow himself to not think for a bit?
He should have known better.
!!! This is the second part of an ongoing series, I highly recommend reading the first part before you read this, though it is not completely neccessary to understand the plot !!!
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Healing Alfred has a cost. Bruce didn’t know someone was already paying it.
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- Part 7 of Oh! The Humanity!
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It wasn’t exactly Dick’s intention to become a werewolf but hey, so far it had been working out. It worked especially well when he needed to track down someone elusive, when he needed to track down the man who had even given Batman the slip. Red Hood’s scent trail after all was rather distinct.
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Gone with Gotham by A_N_D_0_7
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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Twenty years ago, they made a huge mistake. The JLA and other heroes worldwide ignored the call for help from Gotham. Why they couldn't see it in their hearts to forgive him, even though he saved the world. The result? Over 4 million lost their lives even more homeless and without an income. Both Blüdheaven and Gotham City were blown to smithereens, and so were most of the Bats. 2 months after the explosion only 3 bats were standing. The Bats now were the GCPD police commissioners daughter, the blood son of Batman, and the daughter of a true hero. Among the hundreds of other survivors, they are left to pick up the pieces and care for the wounded but what happens when the other heroes finally are ready to hear the whole story, or rather his story?
I originally wrote this on Wattpad but edited it into a one-shot to upload here, hope you like it!
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- Part 1 of The DC saga
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Usually Batman wouldn't be too concerned, he hadn't been... up until they had found video of when the last note dropped. The spy was a teen aged girl. Or at least someone who had the appearance of a teenage girl, it was difficult to tell over the grainy black and white security footage, Batman thought to himself, can't be too careful. Still he was sure that if there was even a chance of her being a teen they would have to approach her. It would not be safe for her to continue this path, especially alone.
Batman meets Stephanie for the first time to try to talk her out of vigilante work and ends up almost falling off a roof three times in less than an hour. Also Stephanie talks everyone's ears off and breaks her Dad's stuff.
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Phone Alarms [PODFIC] by mispeltnostalgia, quotidian_void for mispeltnostalgia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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"Just imagine Jason recording Batman angrily yelling "Nightwing!" then setting it as the sound of Dick's phone alarm so in the next morning when it goes off he flips the fuck out"
Saw the prompt on Pinterest. Wrote this in one sitting.
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The Batkids gather for their annual, city-wide paintball tournament. Alliances are formed, tears are shed, and bonds will be broken. That, right there, is a promise.
|| October 25: Betrayal & “How could you?!”
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- Part 25 of Batman 2024 Whumptober
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Tim is de-aged by a random man. Afterwards, he almost instantly takes a liking to everyone!
…Well, everyone except for Bruce.|| October 20: Accidental De-aging & “I’m absolutely not qualified for this shit.”
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- Part 20 of Batman 2024 Whumptober
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Oh God Damian by Unlucky_Clover_775
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, Batman - Fandom
17 Oct 2024
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After an Arkham breakout, Tim finds himself waking up in the Red Hood's apartment. And instead of breaking his bones like the last time they met a year ago, he wants to speak to Batman. About something urgent.
It's not until later they find out it's about a kid who's with the League of Assassins. And he's adamant about getting him out and with Bruce.
(The part about him being his kid gets left out until much later.)
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Kingdom Hearts X DC 1 by DaDoodler
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), DCU (Comics), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), DC Super Hero Girls (Cartoon 2019)
12 Oct 2024
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In this retelling of the Kingdom Hearts series, Sora joins forces with not just Donald and Goofy, but also Cassie Sandsmark, and Bart Allen! They will travel together through the worlds and multiverse of DC, as they search for Sora's friends, and the King!
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- Part 1 of Kingdom Hearts X DC
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The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?
There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).
So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.
But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).
Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.
And he comes out with an assassin son.
So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.
Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*
"J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"
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With Damien as the youngest and Dick as the oldest, that leaves all the ones in between middle children. But Tim and Jason want to know who the TRUE middle child is. At least... between the 2 of them.
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This story is originally on my wattpad.
About: Joker and Harley go out to steal some jewelry when Joker finds a blue diamond that reminds him of Batsy’ so he gives it to him as a “greatest enemies gift” Batman is beyond confused. He only gets more confused until he has to finally realize that he might have feelings for his greatest enemy. What will he do? How will they make a relationship work? Read to find out. -
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How to identify a stroke:
Facial weakness: Is the Joker no longer smiling?
Arm weakness: Did the Joker drop his guns?
Speech Problems: Was the Joker’s joke ACTUALLY funny for once?
What now?
Call the Bats: How will a certain three respond?
The Bats aren’t responding: What? Which Bats?
Red Hood, Signal, and Oracle: Oh. Well shit.Series
- Part 1 of Bats One Shots :)
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Every Hero Needs A Hero by aestorian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batgirl (Comics), Birds of Prey (Comics)
07 Jun 2024
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“Easiest solution: next time Bruce is a whiny bitch to you, punch him in the nose.”
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Or, Gotham women get fed up and find shelter in each other.
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- Part 5 of Batfam fics
- Part 4 of DCU WIPs
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"Hood, you’re gonna have to drive us," Tim rattled off.
"No can do," Jason replied.
"Why not?"
"I don’t know how to drive," Jason said offhandedly.
"What?" Tim asked, head snapping up.
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Tim comes to a few revelations. Jason, although annoyed, finds it very funny.
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just the two of us by Lunaharry for noxxyn
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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Barbara impiega un minuto o due a processare la sua figura, vista per la prima volta dal basso. Le manca il vantaggio che aveva su di lui, almeno in altezza. Percorre con sguardo curioso quel corpo che le è mancato come l’ossigeno, nonostante non ne conosca ancora ogni dettaglio. Può figurarseli, disegnarli nella sua testa come più le piace.
Scende dal suo viso - così diverso ma allo stesso tempo identico, congelato nello spazio e nel tempo- finché arriva al petto, coperto da un abbigliamento inusuale.
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Barbara e Dick si rivedono tre mesi dopo l'incidente che ha cambiato le loro vite per sempre. Il motivo di questo incontro? Un ballo di fine anno e un paio di conti in sospeso.