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Num mundo onde o medo persiste, mesmo após a partida do Lorde das Trevas, Leesa testemunha a morte de seus pais por ordens de Harry Potter. Estranhamente, ela não derrama uma lágrima.
Mantida sob custódia do Ministério Britânico, Leesa permanece inabalável. Até que sua mente e alma são misteriosamente quebradas, deixando apenas um desejo ardente em seu coração – vingança.
Determinada a buscar justiça, Leesa ousadamente mexe com seu vira-tempo, mas algo sai terrivelmente errado. Leesa se vê inadvertidamente envolvida em um emaranhado temporal que a leva a se tornar uma das fundadoras de Hogwarts, lançando uma sombra ainda mais enigmática sobre seu destino.
Entretanto, ela encontra uma maneira de fugir daquele tempo e se vê onde Grindelwald reina, munida de conhecimento do futuro e com sua sede de vingança inabalável.
Agora, ela enfrenta uma escolha inquietante: será que ela pode ajudar o Lorde das Trevas que tanto o mundo teme?
"Coisas ruins aconteceram com bruxos que mexeram com o tempo."
Historia feita em: 2022.
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Chapter 1: Tighnari is in his first year in the akademiya and is taking a liking to his new biology class, he dosn't mind the forgetful boy beside him eiether... maybe they can be friends?
Chapter 3: Cyno figures out his feeling about Tighnari, bring drunk with him at a christmas party dosen't help him fight them back
**This is a modern setting fic**
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Voici une dissertation sur pourquoi Nico Robin est un excellent personnage, cohérent, qui va aussi s’intéresser au côté réaliste et plausible de certains aspects de sa personnalité. Elle commencera par les bases de l’enfance du personnage, puis décrira en quoi ce passé est cohérent avec le comportement de l’adulte et pourquoi son évolution est réussie, subtile et touchante.
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Got A Problem? Call Us! by Berikankucintasuci (hoomanbein9)
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
15 Dec 2024
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[Video uploaded]
[@TheNaruHoshiAgent]
Anda kehilangan Remot TV tetapi tidak bisa menemukannya? Butuh bantuan untuk menyelidiki ke mana hilangnya pacar Anda? Kucing Anda tersangkut di pohon dan tidak bisa turun? Anda tidak tahu cara mengusir rakun liar yang selalu masuk ke dapur? Butuh penasehat cinta agar tidak ditolak oleh si 'dia'?
Jangan panik, jangan khawatir! Kami—Narumi dan Hoshina—siap membereskan segala problematika kehidupan Anda.
Cukup dengan menekan nomor togel—bukan— Ehem, maksud kami, nomor handphone yang tertera di caption video ini, maka dalam satu kedipan mata permasalahan Anda akan terselesaikan!
Got a problem? Call us! (Risiko atau efek samping lainnya ditanggung oleh klien).
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Naruhoshi / Hoshinaru fic. Male x male.
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There's been a change of plans...
Striker's new job was to romance Stolas' little imp.
Will Striker keep this facade up, or will it fall, as he starts to fall in love with Blitzø? -
托尼的超级英雄日常（Tony's Superhero Daily） by froglee2598
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel, New Avengers (Comics), Secret Avengers, Iron Man (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Infamous Iron Man - Fandom, Dark Avengers (Comic)
15 Dec 2024
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如果超级英雄的工作只是“发现坏蛋上去揍”，那生活对托尼来说会简单很多。托尼拯救了过去，但并没有拯救未来。钢铁侠真实身份的秘密面临暴露的危险，他的公司陷入新危机，复仇者联盟摇摇预坠，他和斯蒂夫的关系继续下去也并不容易……超级英雄的日常生活就像无尽的任务，即使通过了一关，也永远会有下一关。
本故事为《不止是托尼》系列第三部，主线内容续接，故事单元独立。Series
- Part 3 of 不止是托尼（Not Just Tony）
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The story is a gay story. Who knows. Maybe it’s entertaining? Who knows.
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Remember to sniff cocaine after reading this story. It’s important! Or else I’ll snap your neck, and turn you into a rubber duck!⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚
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Kickstart My Heart by violetstyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom, The Marauders - Fandom, formula one - Fandom
15 Dec 2024
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In the heart of a city that never sleeps, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter are caught in the underground world of street racing, where speed, power, and recklessness blur the lines between thrill and danger. It's not just about the races for them—it’s a way to escape. To outrun their insecurities. To forget the things that hurt. But as they dig deeper into this high-octane world, they begin to realize they’re not just racing against time; they’re racing toward self-destruction.
Together, they live life in the fast lane—racing through the nights, fuelled by cheap thrills and bad decisions. But as the stakes get higher, so do the consequences. The late-night parties and after-race celebrations mask a darker truth: addiction, broken friendships, and the growing realisation that they’ve lost themselves somewhere along the way.
They soon realise not even the fastest car can help them outrun their problems as they drown in the consequences of their actions.- Language:
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His voice made the song sound like folklore, a story about gods and monsters to be told around a campfire. Cyno had never considered how it might sound acoustically, but he was bug-eyed with surprise as Tighnari laughed it off.
“Shabah, by Desert’s Children.” Tighnari smiled, and Cyno paused the video. He clearly wasn’t familiar with Arabic, but Cyno was pleasantly surprised by the fact that he hadn’t butchered the title.
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Or, Tighnari is a recently retired concert pianist and violinist who moved out of the city after years in the spotlight and opened a flower shop. Cyno is an up-and-coming lead singer for the band Desert’s Children.
They meet one fateful night, and then once again at an event hosted by The Akademiya. Fate (or stubbornness) intended that they kept finding one another.
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While Halloween Town recovers from the recent attack launched by the Shadow Master's dangerous minions, a new threat emerges from the blackness of the Gray Wastes.
Taking Sally's visions seriously, Jack knows the inevitable has happened; Oogie Boogie has returned!
With the Ambassador's and his bodyguard's sister still held captive by those dangerous fiends, Jack finds himself struggling with being both a good, responsible king and an understanding friend.
Alliances are strained. Loyalty questioned. And courage put to the ultimate test against overwhelming odds!
This is the Third book of the Out of the Shadows trilogy.
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- Part 3 of The Out of the Shadows Trilogy
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Trailblaze? Nah, More Like Textblaze by 4nt1_squ1d
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Dec 2024
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Stelle: AAAAAAAAAAAOjjnj kaoqs
Himeko: can somebody please check up on Stelle?
Stelle: asjsakbh38d jZZLk
Stelle: 7
Dan Heng: 8
Peoplebreaker: 9
Firefly: …… 10?
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HSR Chatfic! Pure chaos! Updates whenever I remember this exists! Will be adding tags as it progresses! Thank my HSR brainrot for this work of art!
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Kaveh and Tighnari are looking forward to their senior marching season as drum majors. That is, until the unspeakable happens. With the rug ripped out from under him, Kaveh is now forced to work with his inscrutable and impertinent junior, Alhaitham. The success of Sumeru High School’s marching band rests on the off-chance that these two can see eye-to-eye, a seemingly impossible feat. A clearly defined set of rules is their only hope- obviously. Will this drum major team become cordial acquaintances or perhaps… more than that?
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Falling in love under Friday Night Lights.
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HammerTime by JollyHippopotamus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Dec 2024
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MCU AU, mix of X-Men and MCU. An SI/OC takes over Justin Hammer, two years before the events of Iron Man. with a lack of scruples, an international weapons conglomerate at his finger tips, and a hankering for humbling Tony Stark while still keeping him on the path to save the universe, what shenanigans will ensue?
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Polaris by sgt-tombstone (k_crow) for teddybearculture
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Dec 2024
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When Simon was a kid, he stole a book about space from his local library. Not his finest moment, to be sure, but the guilt of it was vastly outweighed by the comfort of scrambling up onto the roof of his house—the only place where his dad couldn't reach him—with nothing but a flashlight and his pilfered book. He'd sit up there for hours, naming the stars and tracing the constellations, until the sun rose and hid the tiny pinpricks of light once more.
On bad days, he stared at the North Star for so long that his eyes blurred and his chest ached. He didn't know why it called to him so strongly—its brightness, maybe, or its stubborn persistence—but he knew, with an inexplicable yet unshakable confidence, that home for him wasn't the building beneath him. Home was due north, somewhere along the longitude pointing true north.
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Miraculous Constantine by DireWolf501
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics), Miraculous Ladybug, Constantine (Comic)
13 Dec 2024
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New York was a disaster. For one thing, The League destroyed the city and had to be saved by out of towners... which is strange because they live on a spaceship and know every hero that exists right now. Right? Well, at least Robin became Eagle and the super boys finally met people their own age. But how to handle this suddenly new and violent threat?
Welp, they can't. There is no magical way to prevent a butterfly from getting to you while your weak and heroes... aren't the most mentally stable. The JL has exactly one person with experience against Kwami magic, and while he's one of the least stable of the league, he has proven to have far more willpower than most.
John Constantine.
The absolute last person who should be giving children advice, but hey! It's something. So while Zatanna bites her handkerchief and The Rich Boys Wayne and Queen shower the College Francois DuPont with all the money they can without being suspicious, Constantine is just sitting back and letting the kids work their stuff. They'd been doing this for two years on their own, AND they already have a mentor at their back, WITH backup he might add. Their fine, totally fine...
...What do you mean Fu's gone?
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Al Haitham and Kaveh have been trying to conceive for over a year now, and through IVF, they were given their second chance.
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"¡Make a Wish, donde los sueños se hacen realidad!" Bueno, aquel era un buen eslogan. Komi creía que era el mejor y a Sarukui le parecía un poco falso, pero Konoha solo podía pensar en que todo aquel dinero iría para su universidad. Y una vez puestos a cumplir los deseos de todo el mundo ¿por qué no cumplir los suyos propios? Konoha desea una novia que no le deje, Sarukui olvidarse de Komi y Komi... Komi comprender sus propios sentimientos, tal vez sería suficiente, aunque él sea más ambicioso.
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- Part 3 of AU Make a wish
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David Greene, now 80 and battling terminal cancer, lies in a hospital bed, surrounded by his family’s love and insistence that he stay in the hospital. Though he’d prefer to pass peacefully in the home where he raised his family, his mind drifts back to his days as a young pilot aboard the USS Enterprise during World War II. He recalls the fierce dogfights, the camaraderie of VB-6, and the thrill of surviving each mission. As he drifts off to sleep, he finds peace in knowing he lived a life full of purpose, love, and brotherhood, ready to face the end with the same courage he once showed in the skies.
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I’ve always thought it would be fun to be a seat-filler at award shows, and now I can’t stop thinking about sitting next to a flirty Pedro Pascal..
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Born into One Piece with plenty of time to get buff - Kaito wants to enjoy his second chance at life. he could join the Straw Hats but... That's not an adventure - he already knows their story. He'll have his own story - Explore and fight and laugh. An OC/SI into One Piece. Original crew plus some extras - new adventure, not a rehash of the same story beats.