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After months of being stuck in Heaven, Aziraphale wants nothing more than to go home— to Earth, to his bookshop, and most of all, to Crowley. He can’t just leave, though. Not only is Earth on the line with Heaven’s plans for the Second Coming, but should the Metatron suspect Aziraphale of working against the Host, Crowley will pay the price with his existence. So, desperate and a bit fed up, Aziraphale comes up with a plan. Which backfires. Horribly.
Now, Jesus Christ is dead, and if the Host finds out, it’s not just Aziraphale who will be in danger. Panicked, he runs to the only person he can trust. Only, Crowley wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
They have seven days to make Jesus Rise without Heaven finding out that He is dead. And they’re not talking. What could possibly go wrong?
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Where We Belong by DTora
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2024
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Once his foot landed on the pavement of the sidewalk, he looked around and breathed it all in. Something inside himself settled at the familiar sights of Soho and quickly lifted his mood. He took a step and began walking towards his bookshop, and before he knew it, he was standing right in front of the double doors. The bell above the door announced his arrival and made him smile. His smile broadened when he saw everything looked exactly as he left it; it didn't even look like anything was sold. He stepped further in and just took in the whole place, breathing in the comforting smell of books, dust, leather, and glue. This place was home away from home; he could almost cry. He could have if the bell above the doors behind him didn't announce another presence. He whipped around to see a dark, lanky figure standing frozen in front of the doors that closed behind him. His red hair long and quiffed hung in loose curls on one side of his face, had sharp cheekbones, and wore round dark sunglasses. Aziraphale found himself wondering what the beautiful stranger's eyes looked like. Something then began to tickle the back of his mind. He didn't get long to examine it when the man's voice croaked, "You're back..."
"Pardon?"
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Yet Effable
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The Thing About Gravity by obsessed_with_warlocks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2024
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Well, Crowley didn't intend to help Newton discover gravity and change the course of science forever...
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[Podfic] It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a demon in possession of a mobile phone, must be in want of attention by Djapchan, Literarion, SkyAsimaru
Fandoms: Reply All (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2024
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Reply All podcast hosts Alex Goldman and PJ Vogt receive a phone call requesting tech support for a truly unique problem.
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Angel's First (Successful) Summoning, Demon's First (True) Scare by DTora
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Nov 2024
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The 14th century was truly awful. The Great Famine, the Black Death, the raging war still going on, Crowley sleeping half the time. Well, Aziraphale couldn't blame him. However, just when he thought he could rest for a bit as well, the humans take him by surprise (quite literally)
Inside his lodgings, Crowley is panicking. He can't find Aziraphale and he has no idea how long he's been missing cuz there's no other explanation. Where did he go? Hopefully he can find him before anything bad happens.
Tried something a bit different, so please be gentle
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Let's Go Steal A Dream! by maidenimage
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, White Collar (TV 2009), The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
17 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens) have just been assigned as the personal “angel and demon on the shoulder” of one Neal Caffrey (White Collar), an infamous white-collar criminal and con man who recently died under suspicious circumstances. With a question mark for an Afterlife assignment (his soul was marked neither for Heaven nor Hell), Neal has been sent to The Dreaming (The Sandman) as a minor Arcana to determine his fate. Being their first time meeting, sparks immediately fly between Aziraphale and Crowley, and their flirtatious banter distracts them from being effective in their celestial roles of mentorship. Unable to kick his old criminal habits, Neal uses this opportunity in the Dreaming to “heist” the dreams of FBI Special Agent Peter Burke to help him solve Neal’s murder in the Waking World. Hilarity, drama, and (possibly) romance ensues.
This fic is a part of the Good Omens Fairy Tale Bang. As our story is set in the world of The Sandman, it is more of a dark fairy tale than the polished vibe you might expect. The mood overall is, however, very light and comedic.
See story notes for more details on rating/content/triggers.
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Lost Silverware (why were there spoons in a bookshop, anyways?) by LvndrLemonade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale likes his bookshop because Aziraphale doesn't like change.
Over the past 300 years, the bookshop has become Aziraphale's favorite place because of that fact. It's an escape from the constantly moving rhythm of the universe, where nothing ever has to happen or change. Usually, it's closed to the public; though on a singular day in the week, Aziraphale must open his doors and face a few customers for a couple hours to prove that he's an actual business on Whickber Street. After a surprise visit from angelic superiors, loud customers, and broken merchandise, Aziraphale finally snaps. Crowley's there to pick up the pieces.
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Revise and Resubmit by CemeteryAngel725 for Outrageous_Ring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2024
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Ever since their little tryst at the architecture conference, Dr. Crowley and Dr. Fell have been keeping the fire burning between them, and all of the energy they're generating behind closed doors has been bleeding into their work life.
The rest of the art history department has absolutely noticed.
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- Part 2 of Smutty Professors
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A Tight Fit by sixbynine for Nosferatini
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2024
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I mean — he’d reasoned when he first created them — it’s dick shaped. You’d have to be dead inside to not at least think about it.
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Crowley sits in his favourite place and contemplates the alluring temptation that is an event horizon.
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- Part 7 of 6X9's Confusingly Carnal Crack
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Mayhem Is A Hobby by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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Miss Maddie sniffs. ‘Your partner is a menace!’
‘He is indeed,’ Aziraphale agrees. ‘A delightful one, but a menace nonetheless. What has he done this time?’
(Or Aziraphale is settling into their new village home. Crowley...is not. Aziraphale might need to do something about that.)
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Spooky Suffering by Klemperer7577
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2024
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The Ineffable Girls don’t go into the (probably) haunted house. They just banter in front of it.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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The Demon Of Lost Causes by House_of_Shells
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Good Omens (TV)
07 Oct 2024
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Harry không có cái danh nổi tiếng nhất trường của nó. Nhưng dù vậy thì cặp phụ huynh của thằng bé vẫn tự hào ghê gớm.
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Parenthood
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There was a point in Crowley’s life when he wouldn’t have been caught dead aboard the Metro-North Railroad commuter train bound for the hell that was Connecticut. And yet, here he was. Far enough from New York City so his reputation doesn't precede him and at his latest gig as a lighting tech, he meets stuffy, rules-following, interim-director Aziraphale.
But is there room enough in Greenwich for two drama queens?
Written for the 2024 Good Omens Theatre Bang, with lovely art & concept provided by illustrious_slimeman!!
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- Part 1 of Show The Way (& one-shots)
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Rise of the Cake by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Aug 2024
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Crowley stares at the cake.
The cake stares back.
(Aziraphale is having a day and is not impressed with Crowley's newest attempt at baking)
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On the topic of Christmas by Write_Diary (Mumka)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jul 2024
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The Angel and Demon discuss the specifics of God's favourite holiday
- Language:
- English
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- 876
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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Transcendentally Bored by redundant_angel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jul 2024
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“Hmph. I’m thousands of years old, Angel! I’ve done everything. Been everywhere. What is there left to do?”
Aziraphale chuckled. “My dear, you sound as if you’re having an existential crisis.”
“Am not,” said Crowley. He paused. “What’s an existential crisis?”
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- Part 27 of Guess the Author Prompt Fills
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The Robber Duck Of St James's Park: Fowl Play by itsallpanicnodisco
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2024
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A brave duck is tired of waiting for these idiotic immortals to stop bickering and takes matters into his own feathers. Chaos ensues.
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My fill for Good Omens Gotcha For Gaza's prompt "A duck steals Crowley’s glasses and Crowley goes on a wacky misadventure to get them back!"
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In Which A Family Is Created Through Arguable Theft by House_of_Shells
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale và Crowley giờ đây đang sống ở Tadfield, quyết định rằng làm một chuyến tới Luân Đôn cũng không có vẻ gì là to tát, hay tách nhau ra để giải quyết cho xong mọi thứ. Sau cùng thì, có chuyện gì có thể xảy ra chỉ trong vài tiếng chứ?
Họ nên biết rằng Số phận sẽ không để cả hai yên thân.
A.K.A chỉ vì bạn đã từng ngăn chặn Tận thế một hoặc hai lần gì đó thì không có nghĩa Chúa sẽ bỏ bạn ra khỏi cái Kế hoạch Bất Khả Tư Nghị của bả đâu.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Parenthood
- Language:
- Tiếng Việt
- Words:
- 4,166
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 90
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Poisoned by agirlsnametoo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2024
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- Part 4 of Good Omens One Shots
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Occult Parenting by KingCrypt, RomaStache
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2024
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"So." Gabriel started, clearing his throat. "We were just passing through a quadrant in Andromeda when I had a moment--I forgot to let you guys know about the baby before we left."
The wine bottle slipped from Crowley's grasp. It landed on the carpet, where it promptly spilled all of its contents, the miracle broken. Gabriel kept talking as Crowley whipped his head so quickly his neck cracked to stare at him again.
Gabriel chuckled a bit at the recollection, remembering the wide eyed stare Beelzebub had given him; backlit by a dying star. He sighed fondly and went on to explain, "You two have a great understanding of them, and this one is The Almighty's, so I thought--Hey! Let's give them a heads up." He wiggled his hands and softly cheered 'Yaaaaay, thank you Gabriel!'
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Aziraphale decides that a good way to stop The Second Coming would be to simply remove the Christ that would trigger it. No one would anticipate the supreme archangel, of all beings, to walk out with the Almighty's child. Retreating to earth and aided by unexpected allies, que Two Entities and a Baby.
[ON HIATUS]