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    Aziraphale, once a London Paramedic, left for Tadfield long ago, a place of tranquility and peace, after being worn out and wearied by the city's madness. Now, he finds contentment in his quaint cottage, surrounded by a small, delightful team and neighbors. The dark mark of tragedy has cast its shadow over the village, and all the residents are rallying together to get through, aren't they?

    Crowley is burnt out after a horrific failure at his department in SoHo. His failure gets him handed a new assignment that chafes his wounds and twists his heart- Missing kids in the countryside. The weight of this new assignment is heavy on his shoulders, as he knows all too well how easily pure evil can live amongst the quaint cottages and hills of the countryside.

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    John and Aziraphale wake up at the same time, but they find a tall lanky man in their bed… well a different tall lanky man than they are used to. And they are in a body that is not their own.

    They can’t get it out of their head how attractive this new lanky man is.

    Sherlock and Crowley almost immediately realise that the person in their bed with them is not their respective partners. And they do all that they can to find their spouses, but it’s difficult when the swapped boys can’t figure out where they live.

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    Crowley strolled through the garden of the Selsey house, pruners in hand, scrutinizing the plants with a practiced eye. He snipped a yellowing leaf off one of his lilies. Once he might have pulled the whole plant up and made an example out of it. He would have hissed threats at the rest of them as he did. But now he just clipped the yellow leaf and tucked it into the pocket of his black gardening apron. He continued his inspection of the plants, moving along the raised beds, looking for any hint of imperfection among the foliage and deep red and purple blooms. Everything was as it should be until he rounded the corner and saw a little patch of yellow daffodils peeking out of one of the beds.
    “Angel?” he called to Aziraphale who sat on a bench next to a nearby fountain, reading a book with a little tray of fruit and cheese.
    “Yes, dear?” He said without looking up from his book.
    “Why are there daffodils in my garden?”
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    After the events of Part 1, Crowley and Aziraphale navigate the new dynamics of their relationship, play parent to Muriel, and try to stop the end of the world... again.

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    Burying his face in Aziraphale’s hair (it had the sweetest scent, vaguely of vanilla and fresh linen), Crowley purred, “Depends. What do you want from me?”

    The angel thought for a second and then an answer came to him, “Teach me to say something in the language of Hell,” he said.

    Confused, amused, and curious, Crowley asked, “Now why would you want that?”

    ***

    Crowley has gone missing. It's been days since Aziraphale has seen him, and he's beginning to suspect the worst. The angel has little to go on, but he's fairly certain that the forces of Hell are at play, especially dark entities known as "The Big Guys".

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    “Here’s the thing, Muriel," Crowley barked, "Do you know how many times over the past however-many eons, I have dropped everything that I was doing - even if it was more important or far more interesting - so that I could go save Aziraphale? Do you know how many times I went out of my way to help him? And what did he do? He just left. Because he got a better offer. Why should I risk my neck and help him out when he clearly wouldn’t do the same for me!?"

    “Because you love him.”

    Muriel said it so nonchalantly, as if it was so obvious…because it was.
    :
    Deep in the vaults of Heaven is the Penal Institution for Ungodly Behavior (AKA Heaven's prison system). Following Aziraphale's attempts to undermine The Second Coming, he has been stripped of the Supreme Archangel title and left to rot there for all eternity. That is unless Crowley and Muriel's plan to rescue him succeeds. It's a dangerous plan (bordering on idiotic, complete with a mysterious package, a science experiment gone wrong, and a little demonic possession), but if it means bringing his angel home, then Crowley is willing to burn all of Heaven to ashes.

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    Crowley learns that his angels are struggling, feeling like they must atone with self destruction.
    TW: self harm

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    It's time for Muriel to perform their first act as representive for Heaven, but nothing is straightforward. It seems Heaven still likes to keep everything close to the best and they inform Aziraphale about the mission before they tell Muriel. Aziraphale is to take Muriel to the Gaza Strip to bring aid to the humans in battle and to make sure Heaven stays high in their believe. After all, nothing helps hope and faith along more than true despair..

    Or the one-shot that got away from me :P

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    Aziraphale was happy to answer a question Muriel had about humanity. Or books. Or humanity.

    Humanity causes a lot of questions.

    But most of them she goes to demon Crowley with. Like this one.

    “What does idolise mean?”

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    'But by His word the present heavens and earth are being reserved for fire, kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.'
    2 Peter 3:7

    The Son of God has stepped foot on Earth, and the end of days are upon us. The only people between humanity and the end of the world as we know it are a lovelorn demon, a friendly angel, a group of teenagers, a young man with religious trauma, a woman missing her brother's wedding and whatever the hell Gabriel and Beelzebub are right now.

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    “You - you want to sell my bookstore?”

    My bookstore, yes,” Crowley confirmed. “If I can find a buyer for this, that is,” he added with a little sigh, taking in the rows of dusty shelves around them.

    “Sir, I live upstairs!” Mr Fell protested, pointing vaguely to the ceiling, his hand slightly shaky. “You can’t just throw me out of here! Where am I going to live?”

    -

    Or, the one where Crowley inherited a rundown bookstore in Soho from his estranged great aunt and Aziraphale, the current tenant, is extremely displeased with his intention of selling it.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale invite Muriel to have a drink for the first time, they all are having a good time, until Muriel disappears. After freaking out for a second they find Muriel cleaning?

    Basically a slightly traumatized Muriel is like "I need to do things to be worth something" and both Crowley and Aziraphale are like "Bro wtf"

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    After gaining intel from Muriel about the whereabouts of Jesus, Crowley heads to NYC to try to stop The Second Coming on his own. He checks into a hotel, the only hotel in the city where there are no demonic nor angelic entities, and he runs into a familiar face.

    This fic uses the "one bed/room" trope (because it's silly) and also I miss them and I want them to not be divorced anymore. This is a sort of continuation of one of my other fics:
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/49150678/chapters/124009573

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    This is how I kind of think things will go down in season three. Crowley is a sad, sad boi and Aziraphale gets himself into trouble in Heaven and Crowley has to save him all while they share a braincell like a child of divorce. Also there is a real child (Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo) and of course Aziraphale has to save them too.

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    Agnes Nutter wrote a second book. And Aziraphale owns it. Or at least he did.
    My personal idea for a season 3, because Aziraphale is not stupid and wouldn’t leave Crowley forever. But he also knows things need to get done.

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    After the abandonment of Aziraphale, Crowley struggles to reinvent himself and finds comfort in the daily lives of the inhabitants of Soho... Meanwhile, the new Supreme Archangel has been entrusted with the new phase of the Great Divine Plan! Determined to use his new influence to save humanity from the worst, Aziraphale is torn between trust and conscience.

    When Good and Evil become diluted, there is no longer black or white. Only grey remains...

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    Après l’abandon d’Aziraphale, Crowley peine à se réinventer et se laisse porter par le quotidien des habitants de Soho, en qui il trouve un certain réconfort… De son côté, le nouvel Archange Suprême s’est vu confier la nouvelle phase du Grand Plan Divin ! Bien décidé à user de sa nouvelle influence pour éviter le pire à l’Humanité, Aziraphale est partagé entre confiance et cas de conscience.
    Lorsque le Bien et le Mal se diluent, il n’y a plus ni blanc, ni noir. Il ne reste que du gris. Dans toutes ses nuances…

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    from: [email protected]
    to: [email protected]
    subject: you left your coat in my hotel room

    angel, angel, angel...you did this on purpose,
    didn't you?

    conference in berlin in two months, meet me halfway?

    c.

    -

    or, the one where Aziraphale is an English Lit professor in the UK and Crowley a History of Religions professor in the US and they somehow, somewhere, always find a way to see each other.

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    The Second Coming has been approaching for a while.

    Now it's finally here.

    And Aziraphale and Crowley aren't speaking, until a certain document changes things.
    All they have to do is survive the apocalypse. And, you know, TALK!?

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    Muriel has a crush on Eric and Eric is an oblivious dumbass

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