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9 Works in Axel Trololol (Blaseball)

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    Someone asked me to create an alverse (not to be confused with the Thursverse, an entirely different thing I had no hand in making), and who am I to deny people what they want?

    So I will write a quick thing about every character ever to exist in Blaseball ever. Or until I get bored. Whichever comes first.

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    English
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    4,883
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    332
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    Five times York Silk learns how to drive, and one time he returns the favor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,227
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    Somebody steals Dot’s shoes. Dot and Workman try to figure out who did it. Shoenanigans ensue.

    (CW: swearing, the Spearmint, somewhat unpleasant interdimensional experiences, mentions of death, bad puns, greedy lucky socks, and Hot Topic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    Your name is PolkaDot Patterson.

    …At least, you assume it is. Those two words are inscribed on a nameplate attached to the door of the room you woke up in, and that's all the information you have to go on.

    (Even in an AU where the players exist only to play blaseball, Dot still manages to find a family along the way.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,306
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    528
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    A collection of Interviews, taken in the weeks leading up to the Formation and Appearance of ILB Blaseball Team, The Kansas City Breath Mints. Found on VHS in a tote bag hidden in the office of Mr. M. Betmint, KCBM General Manager, digitized and filed during the Siesta by Mx. B. Monreal, Season 11 KCBM Interim General Manager.

    -

    OR, i get an anon propmt on and write the origin of 'The Breath Mints.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,046
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    88
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    Jaylen Hotdogfingers came back to us twice. Once, leaving incinerations in her wake, and tonight, to lead the Hall Stars to victory against the Shelled One's Pods. As the mic speaks to her, she knows what she must do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    178
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    It's the end of Season 9's championship series, and surely nothing bad is about to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,565
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    115
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    The idea of this fic-in-verse was to tell a story of Blaseball but ignoring most popular fan-lore. The only sources used were Blaseball dot Com, SIBRs Reblase for reference and the Blaseball Beat.

    Using the Beat meant some interpretations of teams line up in part with popular conceptions but with an attempt to shift in a different directions (The Garages are the main ones who come to mind here).

    This attempts to maintain the spirit of Blaseball as an absurd sports horror game.
    Many of the teams are portrayed as monstrous (the Pies as zombies risen from people baked into Pies and the Tigers as literal demons come to mind) - none of that is intended as a slight on fans.
    In the same vein interpretations of events like the Wyatt Massoning and feedback perhaps skew more horror based than a lot of the interpretations we've seen; this isn't attempting to argue any of those interpretations are wrong, it's merely exploring a different avenue.

    We are all love Blaseball.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    48
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    It goes like this: the Crabs beat the Tigers.

    (or: after the parade, the crabs come home.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    223

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