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not a nerdy prude, nor dirty dude (a secret third thing) by artsyspikedhair
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
10 Dec 2024
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Hurtcember Day 10 Touch Aversion
Richie has a secret, but somehow his uncle can just tell from his discomfort that something is really wrong. -
What an Ass, What a Bitch, What a Cuck! by CalmlyChaotic, mars_of_the_stars
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Nov 2024
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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.”
That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee.
“It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?”
“Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“Well at least keep it down!”
Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”
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- Part 2 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
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Dirty dudes must die by Spawn_of_the_black_and_white
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
22 Nov 2024
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Emma was so incredibly fucking pissed. Her bitch of a teacher had dropped a pop quiz upon them. She hadn't studied last night choosing instead to get high with the popular kids. She wasn't super popular but they kept her around for her abilities. Wait scratch thar. Ability made it sound cooler than her just being the schools weed dealer.
Alternate universe featuring adults from
Hatchetfield(loosely based on) the charecters of our favourite nerdy prudes.
FeaturingPaul matthews as Pete spankoffski
Emma perkins as stephanie lauter
Girl jeri as grace chastity.
Gary goldstien as richie lipshitz
Proffeser hidgens as Ruth Fleming (same vibes)
Linda Monroe as Stacy
Becky Barnes as Brenda
Ted spankoffski as kyle
Bill Woodward as jason.And the twist, instead of a killer jock we have
Boy jerry as max jagermanWith girl jeri realising what boy jerry is to her she panics and settles with getting him away with... murder.
Multiple pov not paulkins centric believe it or not but it does happen
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A wave of psychic energy has passed over the world and Nibby's out to play with his own version of an apocalypse. The survivors must navigate a world of horrors, uncertain where their loved ones are, uncertain if there is any way to save the world. Unlikely allies need to work together and put aside their previous feuds if they want to make it through the winter. Relationships will be tested, bond will be formed, and people will see who they are when put to the test. Can anyone live long enough to find a cure for this disaster or will everyone find themselves consumed by the god's insatiable hunger?
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I'm Lost In the Dark Away From Home by Imnotasatanist
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Glee (TV 2009)
07 Nov 2024
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Peter Spankoffski is tired. he can't take the torture of the lords in black anymore. He can't keep on watching his friends die. So he takes a risky deal with the lords in black and now in his new life its coming back to haunt him.
Kurt Hummel is living a normal life. He is practically invisible in school and he loves it. But the past doesn't always stay in the past and he will learn that the hard way.
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From the day after they rescue Richie and Max in the Witchwood, they all knew things would change. So they settle into a new normal, knowing that something is coming.
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- Part 3 of Can't we have a happy ending?
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I wrote this between the times of 12-4am due to being an insomniac, this is aggressively bad and stupid. So I decided to post it on the internet where it’ll be immortalised forever!
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Paul and Emma met almost everyday at beanies. Emma being the short, snippy barista that was mouthy to customers and Paul being, well Paul, a boring guy with a boring desk job who did not like musicals.
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History, it repeats, it rhymes by Owchie_wowchie
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
26 Oct 2024
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Paul Matthews can hear everything. Since forever, every single sound in Hatchetfield has been drilled into his skull, branded on his eardrums. He doesn't know why this is and he's never been able to get it to stop. One day, after a particularly bad incident at school, he meets a stranger who claims to be able to help. Desperate, Paul agrees.
20 years later, Grace Chasity finds the black book and stumbles on a name in there, Wilbur Cross. Something about that name attracted her attention and she decides to investigate. As she takes a slight peek into that mysterious person, she stumbles on something that goes all the way to the top or, more accurately, all the way to the bottom of hell.
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Tear Down My Reason by CalmlyChaotic for mars_of_the_stars
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
26 Oct 2024
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Paul doesn't have the courage to stick his dick in a glory hole on his own. Thankfully, he isn't on his own, and Emma is more than willing to be his courage.
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- Part 1 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
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am i not a fly like thee? by mothersagainstradiohead
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
26 Oct 2024
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On love, fitting in, and being the prophet of a god who wants the world to rot.
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Paul is Pokotho's chosen one. It doesn't go very well. -
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It's the annual CCRP Halloween bash and Ted's bored out of his fucking mind. Then, Paul walks in with no costume. Typical.
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- Part 21 of Tickletober 2024
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If You Ever Feel Alone... ✨Don't✨ by the_floor_is_no_longer_lava
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid
16 Oct 2024
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Steph grew up at Hogwarts. Her father was the Headmaster, always on her ass because 'he was giving her everything she needed to succeed and she wasn't taking it.' She was trying, she was, but it didn't stick.
Because of his 'genius,' Pete moved from America to the UK because Hogwarts was the best wizarding school in the world. He didn't want to be there, but his parents did, so he had no choice.
Max came from a long line of pureblood Slytherins with more money than god. He was fine.
Grace was ecstatic to go to Hogwarts, especially because everyone thought she was a Squib for the longest time. But she's not and is ready to spread the word of God to the wizarding world!
Richie was confused. Until he wasn't.
Ruth was just happy to be there. Until she wasn't.
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Ted doesn't think he has autism. Everyone else would beg to differ.
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Black, White, and Royal Blue by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Oct 2024
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The apocalypse is happening in Hatchetfield. Lex and Hannah are in danger, and Webby will not allow them to get into harms way. So she takes matters into her own hands.
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What if Webby helped Emma escape Infected Paul? And what if Webby helped free Paul from Pokey’s grasp?
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Emma continued to murmur reassurances as she stretched her arms further and further. Then the only sound was Paul’s hissing breath, a sharp intake of air as he was completely caught off guard by her nails against his scalp. Closing a fist on either side of his skull, she tugged firmly on his hair until his upper body was lifted a few inches up off the bed. His eyes rolled back in his head as his back arched. Once she had settled into a position that was comfortable for her, she leaned back a bit with one final pull. Paul felt like he was being impaled on her dick.
“I know exactly what you need.” Emma’s voice somehow sounded both inviting and foreboding. A promise and a threat. “You need me to put a baby in you.”
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Something New, Something Strange (10 Feet Taller, I Had Changed) by PitStopInHatchetfield
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
23 Sep 2024
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After the apotheosis, Paul has trouble sleeping. I mean, if an inter-dimensional god wouldn't leave you alone, you would have trouble sleeping too. Paul doesn't like change. Emma's there to help.
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The following school year after the camp incident, and Max is doing his best to keep his word to Peter Spankoffski. The biggest problem is, of course, Richie not believing his change of heart. But when a stupid school rivalry prank takes a turn, Max finds himself once again dragged into a situation he feels he needs to help with.
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- Part 2 of Can't we have a happy ending?
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T'noy Karaxis starts a little time rip
Or: I wanted to write a Tinky apocalypse
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In a world where people discover their soulmates by the first words they speak, Paul isn't ready to meet his yet. So he doesn't.
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Persephone of Apotheosis by MonstrousAffections, TheCakeGames (ThunderBird00), ThunderBird00
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
05 Sep 2024
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To be loved by a being beyond human isn't as grand as it seems. To be held in an embrace you cannot escape from, to be kissed with lips you cannot resist. Invisible chains bind Paul so, a grandiose cage of silver keeping the self within like a little bird. Where would he go? Where CAN he go? Not a soul breathes in the way they should, and certainly no person who yearns to see him dead exists. Even if he had no control over the acts The Singular Voice directs him to perform. Pleading, crying, begging… they all fall on the deaf ears of the god that can hear all sounds, but only so desires the sound of his own voice. What can do any good on a “man” like Pokotho himself? Could one possibly call him a man?
Because, despite the proclamation of his drive, his reasons for the Apotheosis… the blue god conceals a burning love for Paul.
And he just had to be Uncompromising.
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- Part 1 of Timelines