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    After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.

    He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.

    All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.

    Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.

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    4/?
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    Technoblade stays in the little shack in the corner of the junkyard. It's mostly quiet. It's mostly dry. That helps with his slowly disintegrating circuits and wires. Some.

    He avoids humans, since they shoot him. He avoids other androids, since they shoot him. He should avoid babies, since they... will shoot him?

    This one just cries. He thinks he wants it to stop crying.

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    2/2
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    15
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    726
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    As the android that cleans up the messes of humans in order to maintain the "peace" of the status quo, Technoblade isn't a big fan of people, as a general rule. Though some of his cases are more interesting than the others. He supposes that includes the people behind those cases too.

    For Phil's part, he genuinely likes Techno. And genuinely likes fucking with him.

    Aka Techno is a Peace Officer bot and Phil is the crime boss that makes his job difficult.

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    36
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    833
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    Tommy coughs out blue blood and looks down, half of his friend's face was burned off. Tubbo was unconscious. The android swore and sat up “ fuck! Tubbo “ he gently looked at the burn and pulled out a bottle with green liquid inside, lifting the bottle up to his friend's lips.

    He was about to make the liquid slide down his friend's throat when a familiar beeping sound came from behind him. He looked back and gritted, the small bomb was there. He yelped as he was blown away.

    He coughed again and blinked his eyes. His body hurts so much, he felt like he was burning up. He reached his hand towards tubbo. His friend's body was blown away too and was more injured than before. How could he be so distracted? None of this would happen if he just let his guard up just a little. But he was too distracted with his friend.

    “ t-tubbo, “ he whispered, weakly. He coughs out more blue blood and tears rolling down his cheek.

     

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    Slow updates

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    On October 28th, Wilbur gave a speech at his brother's funeral. He listened to his father cry and he watched Technoblade be so still in the thrice-cursed coffin, buried in Phil's garden. But Wilbur had lived a life with his brother, Hypixel had taken Techno from him too young; in a world where artificial intelligence blinks at you from the cashier, biological death was merely a suggestion.

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    Android AU where Techno has a very bad time.

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    7/?
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    "You're a fucking machine! You don't feel." Phil seethes, every bit of anger and resentment he's ever held, bubbling over and spilling onto Wilbur.
    "You're human and you don't feel, do you?"

    or; The new android model, WS960, designed to hunt deviants is assigned to Luitenent Philip Watson, the DPD's head drunk, mourner who hates everyone around him.

    CURRENT VERS!! (formerly 'humanity doesn't require red, neither does family')

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    5/?
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    8
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    4
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    352
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    "A retired soldier? How the hell would it care for a child?" Enderia sneered. She had come with her son, Ranboo to a store that sold androids. They had gone to the caretaker section. She needed something she knew could keep her baby cared for properly. An android that had previously been a soldier used for war that was simply rebuilt to be a caretaker due to Cyberlife not wanting to waste it didn't seem like something she particularly wanted to be around her son.

     

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    Techno, a retired soldier android learning about how to be a father doing his best to raise his human child, Ranboo with many bumps in the road.

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    4/?
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    26
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    2,300
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    The declaration that the Third World War has officially ended was declared approximately one week, two days, 11 hours, 27 minutes, and 43 seconds ago. The hands of two rulers of two countries shook as the peace treaty was signed, invisible pools of blood upon their hands mixing, yet nobody cared.

    B14D3s- Those were the codenames of those models of titanium androids, created for the only purpose to aid human feuds and major bloodshed. They were created by a mysterious engineer of a famous technology company named Redstone Corps from one of the main countries associated with the World War. Introduced 7 years ago, the start of when the global war started and started to spread along the frontlines.

    T3CHN0-B14D3 wasn’t programmed to think outside given orders, nor was it ordered to do unreasonable missions. It just did its job dutifully, too well, as a matter of fact. The Blood God- many soldiers called it, though it wasn’t human, per se. Yet infamous enough for it to leave a small rosy mark in history, of the most deadly B14D3 model ever set on the battleground.

    And yet, someone came up with the idea to repurpose them back to good.

    (Or, Former war android Techno needs a new job now.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    98
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    7
    Hits:
    707
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    Phil as Hank and Techno as Connor. Phil killed Techno to save the revolution but turns out like any old revolt, androids can face greed just like humans. They basically took over and shit lol. How the tables have turned.

    His assistant, Thomas Innes, manages to get Model BL4D3 working for just a couple of minutes. Phil has a good old chat with an old friend about the meaning of the word 'mean', meaningless promises, and meaningless words. All while drinking and attempting to imitate someone's coin tricks.

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    OR I was feeling moody today and shat this out in... two hours?

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    Dream is an intergalactic smuggler. His usual packages are drugs.

    He picks up something unusual when passing through a Ad-World Planetoid.

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    1/1
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    Comments:
    7
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    911
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    The sight of him, a fully-outfitted battle droid, looming almost five feet over their heads should have scared them. It didn't. To be fair, he was basically Tommy’s brother, but Techno hoped he was at least a little intimidating. He’d have to be, if he was going to get the party through this journey unscathed.

    It's moving day for the underground base, and in this world, that's a big deal. Techno's got a great team, but they're human. And humans can get hurt rather easily. It's like carrying a fishbowl through a ball pit.

    (the first story in the series is helpful to read, but not required)

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    3/3
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,778
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    He walked around, looking at his surroundings.

    A man, jogging with his android and asking him for water. But not even a thank you?

    People are fucking ungrateful.

    Homeless people begging on the streets for food and money, protesting to make androids extinct.

    It was peaceful and quiet when those protests weren't happening, which is rare.

    The pink-haired android walked through the streets of Essempi, it was a beautiful city. Very chaotic as well, that's for sure.

    He came across a man who, of course, wants androids to be banned. Acting toxic and anti-android religious.

    "A pale copy of our creator." They protest.

    "Why do you look at me so? Demon!"

    "I know who you are." He raises his hand to point his finger at the android.

    "I can see through you. You are the one by whom evil will come! You are the one who will destroy Essempi!"

    The man turns with a scowl on his face and continues to protest.

    The android leaves and heads to his destination.

    Big bold letters sat at the front of the shop.

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    1/?
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    3
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    27
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    1
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    You see, Tommy has been homeless for nearly five years now. He had, for lack of better words, run away from his father's house on his 11th birthday and had been on the streets ever since. He’d moved from state to state, living off stealing or the occasional small job. That leads us to Tommy’s present problem. He had been caught pickpocketing. A large, burly, hulk of a man was now chasing Tommy - who had the man’s cheap leather wallet gripped in his grubby hands - down the street. His day was off to a great start

    OR

    Three orphans with nowhere to go, two cops with a job to do, and two women who just want to live a domestic life in peace. Follow them on a journey of mystery, lies, sorrow, love, loss, and friendship. Will they all reach their goals? Who will get in their way? Find out!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    772
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    Technoblade is a robot tasked with transporting important information to a rebel base.

    The blond-haired, blue-eyed boy that tagged along was nothing but a burden.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    287
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    Wilbur has a simple task- to ensure Thomas Innes' wellbeing, as he has for the past eleven years.

    Technoblade has been dispatched by Cyberlife to aid the investigation into a recent string of android murders. His partner, Philza Watson, is...less enthusiastic about the prospects than he is.

    Tubbo just wants to keep his head above water, but the android he's dragged out of the trash seems to have other ideas.

    Puffy knows how to run. She didn't expect to do it with a child on her back or to be fleeing from her owner, but she doesn't really have a choice.

    (Or: A Detroit Become Human AU, with all of the favorite block characters and a little canon-deviancy for flavor.)

    Discontinued until further notice.

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    5/5
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    1,678
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    Tubbo scanned the room as he walked into the precinct, looking between each person, he was informed of their information from the database within his mind. Going from face to face, trying to locate his partner to track down and stop deviants. He needed Tommy Anderson, (Or, as he was told he goes by Tommyinnit or just Tommy). While Tommy was young, he was a lieutenant, which Tubbo admired. As Tubbo scanned face, it dawned on him that lieutenant Tommy wasn’t there, so he walked over to an officer, Charlie, and asked where Tommy was.

    An android, model END340, a housemaid type android. He was one of the taller androids, sturdier. Better for people with toddlers(or so they were advertised). His owner was a man named Elliot Peterson. A drug dealer, living in a rundown home with a 6 year old child. A very small child, at that.

    Or,
    Just a Detroit: Become Human AU.

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    15,075
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5,328
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    High priority stimuli like energy discharge, gunpowder, and human activity were absent. All he saw was Phil, motionless but warm in the house, and the littler heat signature of Tommy upstairs in bed. The course was clear, then. Whatever had scared Wilbur had a less than ten percent chance of being fatal.

    The Blade relaxed the skin around his eyes into something softer, mimicking Phil whenever one of his children came to him with a problem. As expected, it decreased Wilbur's stress signals by a significant margin; he sniffled and wiped his eyes with a fist, venturing down the steps, and glanced at the dark treeline with an uncertain waver.

    "Techno?" he asked, small. "I, um. I didn't want to wake up Dad."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    1,884
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    In 2038, the amount of android malfunctions and disappearances increases. CyberLife calls this phenomenon “deviancy”. The deviants seem sentient, are able to feel empathy and distress. These cases have existed earlier, but the amount of deviancies is quickly increasing, and shows no sign of slowing down. CyberLife creates the RK800 prototype designed to investigate deviancy and figure out why they become deviant, as well as a way to stop it, and send two to Detroit's police department.

    Meanwhile, an outdated android struggles with the concept of feeling out of place.

     

    Aka: an mcyt Detroit: Become Human AU

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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,551
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    “Access key needed to access memory storage. Please contact CyberLife for further instructions.” It blinks, attempting to retrieve the number. “Access to CyberLife has been disabled. Please call CyberLife Repairs to enable it.”

    “Uh, Phil?” Techno says, unsure.

    Phil’s attention doesn't drift from it. “Ranboo, you’re scaring us, mate.”

    It tilts its head at the name, smiling absently.

    “Name not registered. Would you like to register the name, ‘Ranboo’?”

    -

    In the mids of retirement, Phil and Techno happen upon a damaged and distressed android, one from the very same place they've been avoiding. Whatever CyberLife did to the person that used to be their friend seems unfixable, but trying to solve it with the power of love and friendship couldn't hurt, right?

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    Chapters:
    7/15
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    154
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    1,107
    Bookmarks:
    176
    Hits:
    19,912
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    “Settin’ all that aside,” Techno said dryly, “why did you think it was a good idea to try and steal a poorly-made cart convoy of rice, of all things? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s generally pretty cheap. Not a lot of market fluctuation or dramatic price shifts either.”

    “I didn’t need it for- Technoblade,” The kid asked, cutting his previous train of thought off and gazing up earnestly as he got to his feet, “Technoblade, can you help me with some, uh, important business? Please?”

    “This isn’t exactly the best way to demonstrate you’re a good business partner.”

    “No,” he said, and lowered his voice, “But it’s android business.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    677

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