15 Works in Alien Deceit | Janus Sanders

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    Logan frowns, lip curling. “If I were to disregard my own rules at any convenient time, this ship would be governed by anarchy and disarray rather than reason.”

     




    “Oh, I’m sorry? Did I give you the impression you had a choice?” Janus smirks an awful smirk, scales flushing a smug purple-grey. “They are drifters, plural,” they reaffirm. “And right here, right now.”


     




    Logan lets loose a questioning whistle, only to be utterly flabbergasted as two odd aliens break into the room.


     






    “Go back to the lobby,” Logan commands.





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    "My antennae are vibrating," Janus announces, popping out of nowhere to sit next to Remus, who chirps in alarm, "what are we talking about?"

    "The human"s ability to crawl inside the engine ducts."

    Janus"s antennae turn a vibrant shade of blue. "The human did what now?"

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    The guards had begun giving extra food to Virgil. The right thing, the survivalist thing, was to eat it all himself. To tear into every extra ration and keep up his strength and to not allow the others any bit of it because he needed to stay alive.
    Virgil, instead of hoarding, had come to find out the Royariic and the D’Ceitaarii enjoyed the weird space alien meat and the Logixari and Morafur preferred the space pomegranate.

    He and the aliens had made a… Not quite a friendship but something more of a truce.

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    Virgil hid a wince as the body in front of him hit the cement ground with a thud that reeked of finality. He didn’t like this part. He did and he didn’t. He didn’t know how long he’d been doing this, really, but it felt like it never got any easier. How did soldiers do this? Hell, how had Virgil done this for so long? He didn’t want to do this and yet they made him but why did he keep doing it?

    He wanted to go back to his cell.

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    Space AU fic with the Sanders sides being a mix of aliens and humans. If that doesn"t speak for itself, then just know that it"s Virgil and Patton (two of the most sane ones) that are humans.. The rest are an array of species with traits very unlike our own, causing a bit of confusion among the crew as they learn more about each other. This specific fic? Chaos. That"s what happens when Patton leaves the ship for more than 5 minutes.

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    Patton and Virgil, as the only human members of The Mindscape, have many traits that accidentally scare their alien companions. This was pretty par for the course, stick a bunch of people from different species on the same ship in the middle of space and there is bound to be some miscommunication. But what Patton wasn"t expecting, was for the problem to arise not from a misunderstanding between him and an alien crewmember, but between him and Virgil...

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    Virgil"s job is to evaluate the recovery prospects of the planet Illill-ii after having been ravaged by over-mining. It was supposed to be an easy job, one without any surprises or complications.
    That"s not quite how it turned out. Looks like Virgil"s a dad now.

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    “[Expression of Parental Concern],” Squishy’s translator says. They’ve got it wrapped around their wrist. “Observe your [lagomorph] feelers and your small [feline] whiskers. I may consume you entirely and wholly.”

     

    Roman squeaks again. He suddenly doesn’t feel very safe in his not so squishy creature’s hold.

     

    “But you wouldn"t, right? Uh,” Roman waves his foreleg about. “I am also a very thinking being! So that would be murder.”

     

    “I wish to exert high forces of pressure upon you,” Squishy chatters. “I wish to lightly press my mouth against your [small (affectionate)] face.”

     

    “Squishy, no!” Roman protests. “You can’t crush me, I’ll die. I’m made of different stuff than you are.”

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    Janus wakes up having become the newest merchandise on a smuggler ship. They seemed to have put him in a cell with a youngling of some kind. The odd duo are able to escape back to safety, but not without severe consequences. Thank god Janus knows some good people.

    ** This is gonna get dark before we get to any fluff. TW for Torture, experimentation, abuse of minors, etc. Yeah, this is gonna be a first for me.**

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    Logan, in a sudden urge of spontaneity, joins a crew of aliens.

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    Logan is digging for fossils in the middle of nowhere with his friends Remus and Virgil. Something else finds them.

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    One of the most important moments in human history, happened on what started as an otherwise perfectly ordinary day in a tiny, peaceful little country that happened to be in the orbital space around Earth.
     
     

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    Logan goes to work one day to tinker with experimental communications tech, and winds up with an alien fiance.

     

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    When life gives you an escape attempt, you run as fast and as far as you can to get away.

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    He remembers the first time he kissed Janus. He remembers the way they were curled up against each other, the lights dimmed and the television on low volume, neither of them paying attention to the images on the screen. It was messy and terrible, as far as kisses go, and Patton loved every moment of it, and when they pulled away from each other, they were both breathless, smiling, and he knew then that what he felt, Janus felt too.

     

     

    He remembers, too, the moment he heard about Virgil.

     

     

     

    It"s not every day that your husband"s long-lost kid breaks into your house. It"s not every day that you find out your husband of four years is an alien.

    Patton"s just trying to roll with the punches.

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    Logan is a Stellio, a species with a constant thirst for knowledge. When he finds something he maybe shouldn’t have, he’s hunted by Captain Deceit Anwir to a planet called Earth. There, Logan meets the aspiring engineer, Virgil. The college student quickly falls for him, but may have gotten more than he bargained for.

     

    This fic has a Glossary which contains maps and information on the people and species that will be met.

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