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    It’s funny how life could change in just a moment, how one thing could change everything.

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    ~Death is the next great adventure.~

    There is no great 'adventure'. There is only destruction, chaos, and the end of magical life.

    After losing his loved ones Harry steps into the Veil, ready to rest and finally be at peace. Traveling to a different dimension was not on his bucket list, thank you! Weary, confused, and pissed off, he hatches a plan to stay well away from the workings of the odd Wixen world he finds himself in.

    Tom Marvolo Slytherin has everything. He is the new British Minister for Magic. His Knights are falling in line with his plans ever so nicely. He has everything, everything except for the other half of his soul. His Better Half, the one who would complete him, the one who would be his equal. He believed he was cursed to be alone. At least until a grey phoenix appeared on his forearm. One with fiery, blazing Avada Kedavra eyes.

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    Harry has always felt special, different.... unlovable. He's always wanted someone to love him and just have a family. Fortunately at the young age of 6 he Is found by a less than sane witch. His entire world changes and he gets the family he's always wanted. At the age of 11 he goes the the school of Hogwarts witchcraft and wizardry. His life changes again, and this time with a pair of red-headed twins. Unfortunately for him he's been marked by destiny. Having a greater purpose to serve. He needed to be broken down in order to sacrifice his life for the greater good. At least that's what a meddling head Master thinks.

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    What if Harry wasn't as broken and beaten down by the abuse? What if he learned about magic before school? What is Bellatrix black found him first? What if instead of the golden trio he had a pair of devious redheads to keep him safe in Hogwarts.

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    Harry is a child. Why is it his job to save the school? Why is it his job to do anything other than attend classes and do homework?

    It’s not his job, but it seems Dumbledore is trying to make it Harry’s job.

    And well, after living with the Dursleys so long only to end up under the thumb of a brand new manipulator, can Harry really be blamed for running away?

    If no one else sees value in Harry, then it’s Harry’s job to find value in himself. That is a job he can live with.

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    An eleven-year-old boy goes on a journey of self-discovery and self-love.
    Let’s see what happens.

    (And he also maybe saves the world?)

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    A/N: I got some questions in comments so to clarify: the disability tag WILL NOT apply to Harry at any point in the fic. There is a character who is mute, and remains so for the duration of the fic, and the tag applies only to them. If you have questions or concerns regarding your well-being while reading, feel free to drop a comment and I'll do my best to help out! <3

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    The ritual needed a fresh cut per testing. Orion actually took his wrist in his hand and slit the palm.

    "I, Lord Orion Black do call upon the Family Magicks of the Black Family," intoned the Black Lord, "Test Harrison Potter son of Charlus, and may you deem him worthy."

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    When Harry willingly sacrificed himself for the sake of the Wizarding World as was expected of him, he never imagined for a second he'd wake up in a strange chamber surrounded by people both dead and alive.
    He certainly never expected Mother Magic herself to show up. Or that she'd be disappointed with his sacrifice.
    He also didn't expect her to decide that almost his entire life needed to be redone... And the way she described that like it was a reasonable suggestion was unnerving at best. Terrifying at worst.
    Harry had thought he'd finally fulfilled his destiny, only to learn that he was destined to so much more than death at the hands of a dark lord.
    Armed with seven books, each filled with details of Harry's life he'd rather keep private, Harry and the others settle in for a lesson from Mother Magic on where they all went so horribly wrong.

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    Caught in the web of deception after being expelled due to ministry neglect, Harry Potter's world shatters as secrets long buried come to light. Betrayed by those he once thought dear to him, he uncovers a lineage that ties him to forces older and more powerful than magic itself. Guided by the shadows of Death and the light of Life, Harry steps away from the familiar path, finding himself thrown into Slytherin—where ambition and cunning align with his newfound purpose.

    As he delves into his true heritage, Harry begins to embrace his destiny, no longer the boy who lived for others but the leader who will shape his own future. In a battle for identity, loyalty, and power, the line between ally and enemy blurs, and the stakes have never been higher. Will Harry rise to claim the legacy that has always been his, or will the weight of his past hold him back?

    Harry James Potter now knew his true identity - Azrael Lucifer Grimm-Mortimer-Eilifr. What a mouthful..

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    After Harry Potter's fifth year, Dumbledore made the mistake of telling Severus what he truly had planned for the-girl-who-lived, counting on his spy's dislike for her father far too much, for he forgot, ironically, the power of love, and what it makes one do.
    months later, Sebastian and Calla King arrive in Forks, Washington, and the lovely Potter Luck rears its head, landing the father and daughter duo in vampire shenanigans

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    The wizarding world was safe at last. The Dark Lord fell to a mere child, and the world was safe again... unless you were, perhaps, said child.

    Harry Potter knew nothing but misery in his short life, but on his fifth birthday, that all changed. Accidentally stumbling upon his grandmother, Harry learns of all the precautions his loved ones took to ensure he was not put in the situation he was currently in.

    Harry Potter had only ever known pain and broken homes. Hadrian Black knew of love and close families.

    This is the story of how Harry Potter died.

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    Harry Potter was having a horrible summer. He'd just lost his godfather, he was told he was supposed to fulfill a terrifying prophesy, and his body decided to rebel against him as some kind of spell slowly began to wear off. How was he supposed to deal with all this and the new mysteries being thrown his way? Also, how does one walk in high heels anyway?

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    It’s that home ec unit where you raise fake babies. There’s an odd number of students, so Harry’s playing the single parent. The doll is supposed to shapeshift to look like a mixture of both “parents,” so they’ll take care of it better by using their magic. Harry’s doll should look like a perfect replica of himself.

    But instead, it looks a lot like Tom Riddle.

    Extra points if, after the unit is done, the dolls are supposed to disappear, but Harry’s doll doesn’t and just keeps growing.

    Double extra points if Voldemort is alive and finds out about the baby and is VERY CONCERNED that Harry got pregnant or something, because the home ec unit didn’t exist when he was at Hogwarts and he wasn’t really paying attention when he was with Quirrell.

    (A prompt by BorealisPhoenix)

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    Severus was alone, Lily was starting to ignore him, and the abuse at home was tearing him down. One day a Hufflepuff asks for help with potions and Severus agrees even though he is scared that it is one of the Marauders traps.

    How will this change his storie, how will his life now look like when he has someone on his side, someone willing to fight for him.

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    One Harry's first day back at number four Privet Drive after the battle at the Department of Mysteries. Harry finds it strange that his cousin Dudley is being nice to him. Wondering if he had gotten hit by a strange curse and he didn't even know it. Harry follows the now helpful Dudley caring his trunk up to his room. Only for the two cousins to find someone up there already waiting for them.

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    The Department of Magical Education has twisted Albus Dumbledore's arm and have required the Headmaster to get a second teacher for each core subjects at Hogwarts. Severus Snape almost weeps with relief at the news.

    But the school year is not without other far interesting events.

    With young Harry Potter starting his first year at Hogwarts, new (surprisingly competent) teachers, a suspicious Albus, and a rare and powerful artifact hidden inside the school, Severus wonders if he ends up trading less homework for even more stresses in his life.

     

    Or, this author finds that having 7 teachers for each 7 core subjects for all 7 years for all 4 houses is, frankly, insane, and is here to remedy that.

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    “It’s green.”

    “What?”

    “Avada Kedavra green. Nargles and bad vibes all around.”

    “Uhmm…” Looking at the scary light in Luna’s eyes, Ginny began to understand the supposed muggle idea of ‘mad geniuses.’

    “It’s fascinating.” Luna frantically dug in a pocket in her robes. “How much?”

    “Erm, for free, I suppose? It’s of no use to me, anyhow.”

    “Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!” Luna bounced up and down with excitement. “I won’t forget this.”

    “You’re welcome?” Ginny half-said, half-asked, not entirely sure how this helped the blonde girl at all. “Here’s your diary then.”

    Luna Lovegood eyed the diary now in her hands hungrily. “Thank you,” she repeated. Her silver eyes glowed ominously. “You won’t regret it.”

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    psychic luna lovegood sets out to redeem tom riddle by giving him an identity crisis, harry potter explores his culture, and albus dumbledores plan falls apart as the pieces on his metaphorical muggle chessboard grow more and more sentient

    (DISCLAIMER: author is genderqueer and hates jkr, so if theres an influx of genderqueer characters in this fic yall know why

    updates every sunday eastern standard time)

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    Harry breaks down in the Great Hall after hearing what professor McGonagall says about Harry's detentions with Umbridge.

    Turned into a multi chapter deal.

    I'm thinking about turning it into a choose your own adventure. Comment at the end of each chapter and I'll write it, I look forward to seeing how this goes!

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    It only takes a week for Remus to find evidence that Sirius is innocent.

    Evidence that the Ministry absolutely refuses to consider, leaving the wrong man chained in Azkaban.

    Meanwhile, Lily and James' son has been shipped off to his aunt and uncle, alone and unloved.

    So what else can Remus do but launch a rescue mission?

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    In which Harry demonstrates to his... friends... exactly why it is that Wild Cards can win or lose you a fortune... or a war.

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    Loosely based on Reptilia28’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper” Challenge. In 1998, Harry and Hermione both die and both meet their Reapers. They are sent back in time to 1991—distinct from their younger selves. They each have been given an Eternity spell that will change their body, their accent and their magical signature, to hide their true identity. H/Hr. Bashing of AD/RW.

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    Voldemort finds seven very interesting books. He insists on having a story time.

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