Crack Fics/AU's
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“Your veggies are delicious, honey. Everyone loves them and if he says one bad thing about your gourds then I’ll-“
“My gourds.” Marceline looked horrified all of a sudden and Bonnibel didn’t know whether she should laugh or hug her tighter. She did a little of both. “He’s going to put my gourds to shame, Bonnie. To shame.”
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Or, the one where Marceline owns a stall in the local farmers market.Series
- Part 1 of Crack Fics/AU's
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Bonnibel Butler is an archaeologist who happens to find herself in a very strange situation involving an ancient vampire queen and a poorly executed curse. Maybe she should have chosen a different profession.
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- Part 2 of Crack Fics/AU's
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“Dentist appointment?” Marceline chanced, giving the stranger a half grin and stepping away from Keila’s damned elbow.
The woman’s smile grew. “Sorry, wrong place. We have jawbreakers, though.”
“She doesn’t like candy,” Keila mumbled. “It’s disgusting. I’m only here to peruse but I’ve been promised dessert and if she’s good at one thing it’s sticking to promises.”[Candy Store AU]
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- Part 3 of Crack Fics/AU's
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"The knock on her door was to be expected, but still surprised Bonnibel when it finally happened. Of course Marceline would only show up when no one else could, of course Marceline couldn’t let Bonnibel spend the afternoon alone to watch science documentaries and do her homework."
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- Part 4 of Crack Fics/AU's
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The other woman hesitated, eyes doing that thing where they narrowed and seemingly judged Bonnibel for existing, and then she sighed. “I don’t hate you,” She murmured and Bonnibel felt a weird feeling of what felt like relief come over her.
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- Part 5 of Crack Fics/AU's