Tales from the Communal Kitchen (the ex-assassins files)
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Winter is Coming (aka Fifty First Avengers Dates) by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Dec 2016
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Bucky Barnes is still mostly The Asset, and he's pretty sure Hydra is going to come back for him soon, so in the meantime he's just going to keep an eye on the Avengers for them. But then Clint spotted him hiding in the shadows, so Tony came out and dragged Bucky back to the Tower, threw him in the shower, and fed him cheeseburgers.
Now The Asset is having anomalous feelings. In his pants.
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Thou Shalt Adore (Master has given Bucky a sock) by 27dragons, tisfan for 27dragons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
06 Jan 2017
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This is a direct companion piece to Winter Is Coming (or 50 First Avenger’s Dates.) You should probably read WiC in order to have this make sense.
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Taking place in an AU where both Age of Ultron and especially Civil War have not now, nor likely will they, take place. Bucky is ⅔ still the Winter Soldier, is sure Hydra is coming for him at any time now, and without further orders, fixates on keeping an eye on the Avengers for them until they tell him what to do. In the meanwhile, Tony brings him into the tower, gets him a shower, and feeds him cheeseburgers. Now the Winter Soldier is developing anomalous feelings. In his pants.
This is not that story.
Tony Stark developed and put to work a small group of advanced cleaning droids as a compromise between the various spies in residence and Captain America, The spies (Nat and Clint) were both highly suspicious of the human cleaning staff and prone to scaring said staff out of their wits and on the other side was Captain America, expecting Tony Stark to wash dishes. Not happening.Series
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A Pocketful of Starlight by tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
25 Nov 2016
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Mentioned in a few conversations between Steve and Bucky during Winter is Coming, this is a side-fic that takes place entire during world war ii, after Bucky's time in the prison camp after the battle of Azzano...
After receiving intelligence on French scientists being taken prisoner around Nazi-occupied France, the Howling Commandos go in to rescue the scientists/spies, while Bucky is sent into the heart of enemy territory to extract their informant. He doesn't have much to go on, and the entire mission is threatened when he becomes involved with a beautiful French courtesan.
Now with ART (see the end of chapter two for DeanDraw's great sketch
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Hand in Glove by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2016
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Bucky peppered Tony’s jawline and throat with sweet, gentle kisses. “Been waitin’ to get you alone all night,” he said. “I gotta ‘nother present for you, upstairs.”
Bucky met Tony’s eyes, then blushed and looked away, tucking his face into Tony’s neck. He covered his shy embarrassment pretty well by nipping at Tony’s collarbone, but Tony had seen it anyway, and squirmed with delight. “Something sexy?” Tony guessed, mostly just to make that blush flare a little brighter.
“Sure hope so,” Bucky said with a soft huff against Tony’s skin.
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What Gets You Through the Night by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Feb 2017
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Steve isn’t looking for love, just anything that will punch through the fog of his depression. He winds up in Hell’s Kitchen, where he meets Jessica Jones, who is more than willing to punch through just about anything.
Jessica isn’t looking for Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now. She’s a little surprised to find that Captain America fits that bill, and then even more surprised to find that she actually likes Steve Rogers.
Two bodies with super-strength, enhanced healing factor, and a lot of rage and loneliness to work out. What could possibly go wrong?
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What Happens in Asgard by tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
17 Feb 2017
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Clint is invited to Asgard to be Darcy's date for a Jol festival.
This... looks good.
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Every Lover is a Soldier by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2017
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The Winter Soldier spent a lot of time taking orders. Now Bucky wants to spend a little time giving them.
Enter Tony, a fabricated bondage rig, and an afternoon free of avenging. Also, Tony is a bratty sub, but we all knew that already, right?
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Michigan Seems Like A Dream (The Amazing Squirrel Girl vs. the Hydra Star-nosed Mole Scientist) by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Mar 2017
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When villains go to ground, they don't usually mean quite this literally.
Tony and half the Avengers pursue part of the Cosmic Tinkertoy to Michigan, where they run into things that should not exist, ever.
But before Iron Man can fight evil, he has to get his boyfriend to stop sexting him...
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Through Him, Me by 27dragons, tisfan for Finely Honed (jaqen_hgar)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
26 Apr 2017
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Tony was just trying to help. Everyone knows that. No one is mad.
Except Tony. Tony is really, really mad.
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Rough Edges by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
01 May 2017
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And if Bucky had never wanted it, then that was fine -- he’d already been held down and hurt more than enough for any five lifetimes, and it wasn’t going to be Tony who asked him to do more of something he didn’t want. It wasn’t like their sex life was lacking in excitement.
But a few days ago, Bucky had finally asked, shy and blushing and hopeful.
Some time after the events of Every Lover is a Soldier, Tony decides it's time to turn the tables...
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Fertile Ground by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
28 Jun 2017
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There are a few things in Avengers Tower that everyone agrees on: Clint is an immature asshole, Natasha is not the motherly type, you wouldn't like Bruce when he's angry, and Tony would be a terrible parent. So when a handful of unexpected children show up, claiming the Winter Soldier as their father, everyone reacts with grace and compassion, welcoming them with open and loving arms.
Just kidding. Panic ensues, of course.
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Working at the Car Wash by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
29 May 2017
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Bucky made a bet with Tony and lost, or maybe he won. In either case, he'd promised to spoil Tony rotten, including washing one of his cars. Now it's Tony's birthday, and Bucky's paying up...
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Voice Activated by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jun 2017
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In which Tony makes good on his threat from Rough Edges:
Tony stepped back half a step to look Bucky over. “Someday,” he mused, “I’m going to tie you down and make you tell me what to do to you. Every little thing, in as much detail as I can drag out of you.”
Bucky’s eyes were wide, and Tony grinned at him. There was a sharp disconnect between the things Bucky wanted to do and the things he wanted to say. Tony sometimes enjoyed exploiting Bucky’s bashfulness, and as Bucky had never called a halt, Tony rather suspected that Bucky enjoyed it, too.Series
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The Proposal of Doom by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
26 Jul 2017
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Tony is having the worst day he's had in a long, long, long time. Naturally, this makes it the perfect time to ask his boyfriend (who might still be furious with him) a certain question...
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Asgardian Rope Trick by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
29 Jul 2017
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Bucky’s always happy to help Tony with his experiments, but some experiments are more fun than others. This is shaping up to be one of the best.
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- Part 15 of Tales from the Communal Kitchen (the ex-assassins files)
- Part 14 of Open Ask Prompts
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The End of Tomorrow by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
20 Sep 2017
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Time marches onward. Bucky and Tony have been married and taking care of their family for a couple of years when Jaime wakes from a nightmare that he swears is a foretelling of the future -- a future in which Tony turns against the Avengers and murders Bucky in cold blood. Negasonic’s precognition seems to hold up that theory, but before the Avengers can untangle this particularly sticky knot, Tony is kidnapped... by someone wearing suspiciously familiar armor.
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Everything but the Kitchen Sink by 27dragons, tisfan for justalurkr
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
26 Aug 2017
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Just some bits and bobs that didn't have other homes but which we wanted to share -- soundtracks and deleted scenes and partial fics.
Note - The title of this has changed from what it was (Tisfan's Winter is Coming Soundtrack) so don't panic if you don't remember seeing this before!
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The Long Winter by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
22 Sep 2017
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Even Tony Stark knows that parenting is supposed to be hard...
He didn't realize it was going to be quite this hard.
Or, that week where Bucky and Tony spend all their time sneaking around the Tower trying to find a few minutes of privacy...
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- Part 18 of Tales from the Communal Kitchen (the ex-assassins files)
- Part 19 of Open Ask Prompts
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Til Death Do You Part by tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
06 Nov 2017
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He was trying not to think because thinking was painful. Thinking was remembering. Thinking was…
Well, thinking was. Wasn’t it?
Mind-controlled Tony Stark aided and abetted genocide, the destruction of everything that he loved or cared about, conquered the world. All that's left for MODOK to do... is conquer Tony Stark.
Here is how he succeeds.
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- Part 19 of Tales from the Communal Kitchen (the ex-assassins files)
- Part 20 of Open Ask Prompts
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Phoenix Rising by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Nov 2017
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Continuing from the end of End of Tomorrow, when Rikki gave her stepfather a present: the last known remaining vial of the Phoenix serum. After some discussion and debate, Bucky and Tony decided it presented their best chance for a continued long life together. Will it work? And if it does, how will the serum affect Tony?
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