claw problems
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written on these walls are the colors that i can't change by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
26 Oct 2024
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“Whiskey dick of the claws,” Logan repeated back Wade’s own words to him, from the moment they first met, “But hold the whiskey.”
He held his breath for a laugh from Wade that never came.
“I–” Wade pulled back, fingers dropping from Logan’s face and pressing over his knees instead, “So you’re fucking digging them out?”
It was phrased like a question, but Logan knew it was quite obvious
“We have a job.”
What else would Wade have him do without the claws? It wasn’t like Logan was charming enough to–at minimum–be a distraction for whatever bullshit Wade had planned.
(Logan cuts his hands open when his claws won't come out. Wade walks in on it.)
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- Part 1 of claw problems
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a loaded gun, can't contain this anymore (i'm all yours, i've got no control) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Nov 2024
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“You know, there is quite literally a solution to this problem. A well-tested, Wolvie-approved methodology.”
Logan glared at Wade, because, no–no it was not a fucking option inside an unused room in the X-Mansion when they had a training in fifteen goddamn minutes.
“Wade–jesus–no, we can’t–”
“Oh, but we can.”
Logan buried his face in his hands, praying to a god he didn’t believe in that frustration alone would force the claws from his arms.
“Fuck no, not here–”
Wade crouched in front of him, between Logan’s legs, and placed his index finger right over the center of Logan’s lips.
“Say no more. Yes, here. There’s a bed, and extra sheets in the top of the closet. There’s a laundry chute down the hall. Check, check, check. All I’m seeing are net positives, baby cakes.”
(Logan's claws won't come out, so Wade fucks them out of him.)
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- Part 2 of claw problems