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‘I’m only doing this so Charlie doesn’t stare moaning and whining about you all day. And besides, your little TV friend–’
‘He’s all but my friend.’
‘Has been watching you like a hawk. Waiting for you to be alone. You and I both know, pride aside, you are in no state to fight anyone.’
‘I am more than prepared.’
‘Are you?’He, in fact, was not "more than prepared". Or prepared at all.
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TLDR because I can't make summaries: Vox kidnaps Alastor after the battle with Adam. He uses his hypnosis to coax Alastor into loving him. And while this happens, the hotel finds, shockingly, they care about him, so they go to try and find out where the hell he’s disappeared off to again.
TLDR for the TLDR: Local TV man gets friendzoned so 50 years later he kidnaps his crush and gaslights him into reciprocating his pathetic...ness
HEED THE TAGS !!!
Epilogue Complete!
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- Part 12 of Heavy Angst/Torturefics
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Worthy of a Renaissance Painting, My Deer by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Aug 2024
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‘Have your Falsum spoken to you, recently?’
‘Not really.’
‘Not really doesn’t imply no , Vox. What did they say?’
‘They told me… The doomsday, you remember the doomsday?’
‘When the Falsum have weighed humanity’s conscience, I recall.’
‘They told me– The doomsday, I can have a partner. When the world comes crashing down and they send their followers to the Above and the disbelievers to the Below, I can have a partner join me, no matter who they are.’
That’s interesting.---
Therapist Alastor and Obsessed Possibly Deranged Patient Vox. Need I say more?
TW: Non-explicit rape/non-con, elements of non-con, delusions and self-harm. Do NOT read if you're sensitive to these topics!Series
- Part 13 of Heavy Angst/Torturefics
- Part 2 of Long Fics 15k
- Part 1 of Worthy of a Renaissance Painting, My Deer AU
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Would You Trust Me? The Murderer Of Your People? by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 May 2024
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Connor, the Ex-Guard Dog, the deviant machine, machine deviant, set in a spot with the fate of all Jericho in his hands. With seemingly only two doors out—Let them die and handle rebellion on his lonesome, or give himself up for the sake of independence.
Although, there is one more option.
He’s getting them out.—
TLDR: Jericho is kidnapped and Connor is (seemingly) on his own to get them out. Ensue Hank-Connor fluff, crashing through vents, pretending to be a machine, and getting Jericho out. Feat a poorly attempted subplot that I butchered and backed out on.
Based on Connor’s Main Theme from the D:BH soundtrack lolSeries
- Part 3 of Long Fics 15k
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If Hell Is Forever, Heaven Must Be A Lie (I am SO HARD RIGHT NOW) by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Apr 2024
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Alastor's been in Heaven ever since he was a child. Raised by none other than the two seraphim, he grew to become something much more powerful than a regular angel.
First time in Hell, monitoring the Extermination, the aftermath goes awry. Alastor reveals too much, hides too little, messes everything up for himself and the people around him. Alastor just wants to forget anything and everything is happening. But, Emily has a different plan, to head to Hell and help the way she can.
However.
Vox wants that cherub in his bed. So, he makes a plan, a plan to sleep with the angel.__
TLDR: Alastor's an angel now yayyy ! Don't be shy, have a little read, and if you decide you hate it, click away. I hate it too. Just.. trust me on this one folks, I know it sounds batshit insane but trust.. I got a little sidetracked on the first chapter-- it was meant to be fully crack but it turned into something else entirely I fucked up-
JUST TRUST ME HAVE A READSeries
- Part 4 of Long Fics 15k
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I Trusted You With Such A Small Yet Big Thing (and look where that got me.) by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Apr 2024
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Alastor isn't really one to... give away such trivial yet important pieces of information out like candy. He prefers to keep those faults and weaknesses to himself, so no-one can hurt him but himself if he chooses to. His trust is such a thing. It's weak. It's fragile. Alastor never gives all of his trust to someone. Only a bit of it, so when they inevitably betray him, he can just laugh in their face.
He didn't expect to be the one laughed at.
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TLDR: Alastor and Lucifer share a vulnerable morning together. Nothing too intimate, but Lucifer finds out a few pieces of information that accidentally spreads to one-too-many people. He laughs it off, but Alastor doesn't agree with him, apparently. It's much more than some stupid tail. It's about how Alastor trusted him not to tell anyone, yet he broke that trust like nothing and moved on with his life, undermining Alastor, his emotions.
Just letting you know before you click, this doesn't have a happy ending. Not for the hotel, at least.
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- Part 10 of Heavy Angst/Torturefics
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Heartaches by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
28 Nov 2024
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'–And each day I see you're getting further and further away from them, Markus. You're moving past their losses, and creating a new chapter in your story for yourself, like– From what I can tell–they would have wanted.'
Falling through what he thought was physical.
'Forgot my own, real name, so people just call me North because… I think it was the only thing I called myself when I first got here.'
Running, feet slamming down on concrete, the threat of death breathing down his spine.
‘Don’t use this pool. There might be something down there. My name is Simon. You?’
Cold, empty halls, with a mocking call echoing through them.
‘Connor.. My name is Connor.'
A warm, open hotel, with scarce inhabitants.
'Josh?'---
TLDR: Just Markus no-clipping into the backrooms, meeting all these unique characters, all the while learning that he may know more about them than he had initially thought. As Markus traverses through the numerous rooms, defeating numerous foes and follies, the cracks of his past begin to tear open, revealing to him the truth.
If only his friends could remember him.!!THIS FIC HAS NOT BEEN COMPLETED. I AM UP FOR DEBATE IF YOU WANT MORE!!
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- Part 6 of Long Fics 15k
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Appetisers With Alastor (And the other irrelevant people) by MightBeOrphanedIdk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Hello curious wanderer of the ao3 fanfiction pages! Do take a pitstop, have a warm meal, take a moment to relax amidst smut-riddled literatures and angst sodden pages. Here at MightBeOrphanedIdk's Appetisers with Alastor (Channel 66, for your information, folks), we have entertainment, we have well-prepared and Geneva Convention abiding food, we have..Vox, I guess. (Who let that guy on the show anyway?)
Step right up, step right up, for the most crack-ridden, unlawful, but 100% legal (pleasedontsueus) cooking show the Pride Ring has to offer!
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TLDR: Alastor runs a cooking show. It can only go as expected, when you're a cryptid foodie allied with a bunch of morons. And hey, I've changed the summary now!
Upon clicking on the fic you are agreeing to an NDA of not suing MightBeOrphanedIdk in any way shape or form. Also give me your soul.
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- Part 10 of AV3 AU
- Part 7 of Long Fics 15k