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  4. 21 Dec 2024

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    2 works
    my faves

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    These are great 😍

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  12. 29 Nov 2024

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    [1]
    “Big Brother! Ma says to come home. She needs help with cook – oh!” She blinks at Pulcinella. “Hello, Mister Pulcinella!”
    Pulcinella grins. “Hello, Little Lady! Long time no see! My, look how tall you’ve grown!”
    “Tonia, what did I say about talking to strange men?” Tartaglia chides
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    “And what are you doing out here by yourself? It's dangerous!
    The girl rolls her eyes exactly the same way Tartaglia does. “I’m not a child, Big Brother! Besides, I brought the knife!”
    To prove her point, she proceeds to brandish a – holy fuck, a giant meat cleaver? What is wrong with Tartaglia’s family for spawning baby-faced demons?
    “See? And I’ve been practicing with it too! Hyah!”
    The tiny slip of a girl winds her arm back and throws the great hulking blade, sending it slicing through the air at breakneck speed. It stops when the blade embeds into a nearby tree trunk with a loud, solid ‘thunk’ that sends the whole tree shaking.
    Tartaglia, like the madman that he is, laughs and ruffles the girl’s hair.
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    Tartaglia stares.
    Pulcinella stares back.
    Finally, Tartaglia hisses and swipes the dress back. “Your death will not come fast or easy,” he promises before pivoting and stalking back towards the tent.
    “Make sure to pair it with the white fur cape!” Pulcinella calls to his retreating back. “Peak aesthetic and all!”
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    In Pulcinella’s defence, he didn’t think things were going to get that bad. Sure, he’s aware of people’s increasing appetite for all things Tartaglia (largely thanks to his efforts, heh)
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    but honestly, Pulcinella was thinking that from the flood of the more risqué pictures from Photo Sets 3, 4 and 5, people would have become acclimated to the raciness such that the Cheongsam Shoot would be met with nothing more beyond great enthusiasm.
    Boy, were his calculations way off. The moment the Cheongsam Photos were launched, it’s as if a flip was switched from 0 to Horny with a capital H.
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    Sure, the photos featuring Tartaglia’s shoot with Morax cause a fair share of heartbreaks at first, but fans quickly bounce back, forming a new faction of shippers to support their Snow Prince with his ‘Autumn King’.
    “Autumn King?” Tartaglia asks, his nose wrinkling. “Why, ‘Autumn King’?”
    “It’s the gold and the domineering aura,” Pulcinella answers. “I mean, that’s the sanitized version of the nickname too. Other fans call him ‘Geo Daddy’, just so you know.”
    “He can domineer me any time he wants,” Tartaglia sighs, and urgh. Pulcinella twists his face in disgust. TMI, Tart Tart. TMI.
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    Shopping for Tartaglia remains an interesting challenge. For as long as Pulcinella remembers, the boy is pretty nonchalant about everything outside of battles and battle-adjacent things. When it comes to choosing weapons or appropriate gear, Pulcinella has been subjected to long lectures from Tartaglia about the importance of builds and stitching and being able to last all sorts of wear and tear before taking forever to pick something that is utterly perfect. But the moment that the topic shifts away from the battle, the boy immediately goes from being super critical and analytical to just…giving no fucks. Not a single fuck given.
    Unfortunately, his wedding things fall within this category. Whether it's the flavour of the wedding cake, the choice of food options for his meal, the floral arrangement for the venue, or even the outfit he’s going to wear, Tartaglia answers with a shrug and a, “Sure. Whatever.”
    It’s a good thing that the Liyue wedding is completely taken care of by Morax because if the ex-Geo Archon has to ask Tartaglia for his opinion to get anything done, Pulcinella highly doubts that they’d be able to make much progress.
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    Tonia shrugs. “I think you can do better, Big Brother. The outfit is nice but it’s just…not you.”
    “Not dramatic enough,” Mama agrees. “And those pants do nothing for your figure.”
    “My figure?”
    “Yes, your figure!” Mama reaches over and pinches Tartaglia’s cheeks, making him squawk. “I have seen plenty of photos of you in those lovely Liyuan clothing and they do such a good job showing off your frame as well as that waist and those legs. Mama did not give you those assets so that you can cover them up with a long cape.”
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    “Everybody! Look, it’s Big Brother Zhongli!” Teucer exclaims, drawing the family to the table. “Big Brother Zhongli is here!”
    Watching Lord Morax get swarmed by a gang of energetic, murder-happy red-heads is a bit of a surreal experience.
    ...
    Why is Pulcinella getting the impression that the man is clinging onto Tartaglia like a drowning man to a life raft? Or a terrified cat clinging onto a tree branch after being chased up the tree by a pack of dogs?

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    ahhh I remember reading this last year at like 12 in the night grrr I love it

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