The Opposite of a Hole is a Bulge
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A Most Holey Summoning (Attempt) by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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This time, there was a long, skinny leg clad in skin-tight black jeans sticking out his ceiling, along with the lower part of an arsecheek. From the angle the leg was hanging in the air, kicking fitfully, it looked like they'd maybe learned enough of a lesson not to lean over the summoning circle too far, but hadn't backed away enough to avoid having their feet swept out from under them.
"This is ridiculous," he told their leg severely and then, with a huff, laid his sword on the lip of a shelf not too overflowing with books to hold it, and fetched over the ladder.
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Aziraphale really wishes whatever mystery angel keeps trying to summon him and getting parts of themselves stuck in his ceiling by mistake would leave him alone before he starts getting ideas. Crowley wishes that weird demon he's heard loves humanity would answer his damn summons already, because Armageddon is coming and he has no idea who else to ask for help.
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- Part 1 of The Opposite of a Hole is a Bulge
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Up to the Hilt by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Mar 2024
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Now, when the angel gets a little too tense from the effort of maintaining an appropriate level of interference with his charges in Tadfield, and is tempted to do too much good, he comes to Aziraphale. Because as much as Crowley loves to answer provoking questions and to run his silly mouth in ways that inevitably seem to goose human ingenuity far beyond what Heaven or Hell approve of in such short spans of time… he likes the way Aziraphale helps him bleed off some of his manic intensity even more.
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A decade on from "A Most Holey Summoning (Attempt)," the reverse ineffables get up to some extremely unhinged sexy hijinks.
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- Part 2 of The Opposite of a Hole is a Bulge